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We can’t imagine our life without humour.
Humour is our great friend and plays a
very important role in our life. Humour
makes us laugh and cry. Humour can help
us to forget our troubles and to solve our
problems. Humour makes our life easier,
brighter and happier. The roots of humour lie in life itself. There are a lot of humorous writers in the world. The most famous are M.Twain, Jerome K. Jerome, St. Leacock, N. Gogol, M. Zoshchenko, I. Ilf and Ye. Petrov, Ya. Gashek and many others. They criticize and ridi-
cule our faults. But good humour is humour
without harm and without malice.
Teacher :
Johnny, why should we eat carrots?
Johnny:
Because carrots are good for our eyes.
Teacher:
How do you know?
Johnny:
Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
Teacher : What is the best time for apples, Johnny?
Johnny: When the farmer is not at home and there is no dog in the garden.
Teacher :
What are the effects of heat and cold?
Johnny:
Heat expands and cold contracts.
Teacher:
Quite right. Can you give any example?
Johnny: Yes, sir. In summer when it’s hot the
days are longer but in winter when it’s cold the
days are shorter.
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