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I PREDICTED HURRICANES &
NORTH
NORTHK
KOREA
K
OREAM
MISSILE
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ISSILECRISIS!
CRISIS!
No
ow I’’ll tell you WHAT’S NE
EXT!
Oprah
$226
268M
68
DIET
SCAM!
Weight Watchers cheating charges EXPLODE!
NATALIE WOOD EXCLUSIVE
PROOF
PROOF:
AUTOPSY
FAKED!
Bruce
Willis, 62
DEMENTIA
ENNTIA
FEARS!
October 2, 2017
BOMBSHELL
LAWSUIT
FILED!
Photo recreation
®
GLOBE UP FRONT & PERSONAL
NAL
DR. OH NO!
Frail-looking
former 007
star SEAN
CONNERY
shows every
one of his
87 years as
he strolls
through the
streets of
NYC — with
the help of a
cane and a
caregiver
DIGGING
DEEP!
Full House
star JOHN
STAMOS
gives
himself a
hand
BIG
FLOP!
Where did
This Is
Us star
CHRISSY
METZ dig up
this floral
fright?
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BREAKING NEWS
GLOBE COVER STORIES
Natalie Woods’ autopsy
botched! .......................... 6-7
Oprah diet scandal! ... 10-11
Bruce Willis dementia
fears! ...........................16-17
Nostradamus hurricane
prediction!................. 30-31
BREAKING NEWS
Why Charles isn’t fit to be
King! ..................................... 8
Harry’s queen is
heartless!............................. 9
Judi’s crazy for sex! ........18
Caitlyn goes fab to flab! .28
Alanis post-baby blues! ..33
Hoff buys new face!.........34
Beach Boy’s godly moment!
......................... 36
Cosby’s creepy
cash crunch!.. 40
Big boobs go
bust! .......42-43
Carrey & Romano
are nuts!.........44
PG
I was mauled by a
42
grizzly! ..........55
CRIME REPORT
Buried bodies lead to death
penalty!
Kinky couple porn to be
wild! .......................... 20-22
HEALTH REPORT
Pacemaker hack attack!
Plus: Whole wheat beats
cancer!
Plus: Inhaler’s stops
Parkinson’s! ..............32-33
YOUR FAVORITES
Celebrity Buzz........... 12-14
10 Things............................18
Fashion Verdict ........24-25
Puzzles...26, 37, 39, 47,
50, 52, 56, 58
Straight Talk.....................36
Horoscope........................ 38
TV Insider ................ 48-49
Hollywood Flashback ......59
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4 GLOBE / October 2, 2017
Nicholas Van Varenberg
VAN DAMME
SON NEEDS
HELP NOW
NOW!
Terrorized roomie
at knifepoint after
shocking booze &
theft convictions
T
HE violent son of
Bloodsport actor JeanClaude Van Damme is
in serious trouble with
the law — and experts say
he needs psychiatric help
immediately!
Lawmen say Nicholas Van
Varenberg — the martial
arts star’s youngest son —
punched an elevator in his
Tempe, Ariz., building and
was busted after cops followed a gory trail of blood to
Van Varenberg’s apartment!
They found the 21-year-old
with an injured hand, but left
after a brief investigation.
Twenty minutes later a man
made a break from the home
to tell police furious Van Varenberg had pulled a knife on
him because he’d opened the
door for the cops!
Cops immediately searched
the apartment, finding the
knife and marijuana — and
cuffed Van Damme’s kid.
“Nicholas needs to get help
before he seriously
injures
himself or others,” warns a
Hollywood insider.
And a medical expert says
his latest outburst could be a
sign of serious
problems.
Jean-Claude Van Damme’s son needs to
“Nicholas
be in a psycho ward, a shrink says
needs to be
committed to
a psychiatric hospital where charge and serving a measly
he can be evaluated as soon day in jail for theft.
as possible,” warns Beverly
Now violent Van Varenberg
Hills psychiatrist Dr. Carole needs help, says Dr. LieberLieberman, who has not man: “His violent behavior is
treated Van Varenberg.
most likely due to a psychiatric
The actor’s son has a his- disorder or drugs — or both.
tory of run-ins with the law,
“Once his diagnosis is dehaving been arrested last termined, he will need a
year for underage drinking combination of inpatient and
and theft.
outpatient treatment.
Both times he was given
“He
definitely
needs
a slap on the wrist, paying intensive long-term psychoa $325 fine for the boozing therapy.”
BREAKING NEWS
JENNIFER & JUSTIN
TRIAL SEPARATION!
ONLY IN
GLOBE
T
ROUBLED
stars Jennifer
Aniston
and
Justin Theroux
are taking a break
from each other with
a trial separation —
in a desperate bid to
save their shredded
two-year marriage.
The
48-year-old
blonde is off shooting
her new flick, Dumplin’, in Georgia while
Justin, 46, hangs in
the Big Apple.
And sources say
they’re thrilled to be
apart!
Jen and
Justin are
“divided
over so
many
issues,”
says a mole
‘Jen’s asked
Justin to go
away’
“This has been a
rotten year for them,
and taking time out
is what they both
need right now,” an
insider tells GLOBE.
“Jen’s asked Justin
to go away and have
a long think about his
commitment to the
marriage.
“While he’s agreed, their
best hope is to enjoy some
space and start again down
the line.”
Ironically, the couple was
apart a lot of the time when
he shot HBO’s supernatural
series The Leftovers, which
filmed in New York, Texas
and Australia and finally
ended this year.
“Jen was convinced Justin
H
He’s
obsessed with
working as much
w
as
a
possible
and
keeps taking on new
k
projects.”
p
With him off workiing, “Jen has also
decided to focus on
d
her career. Now they
h
are both busy all the
a
ttime and hardly see
each other.”
Reps for both
actors deny the
couple, who wed in
2015, has frayed,
and say they’re as
tight as ever.
“The
love
is
there, but they’re
so divided over so
many issues,” says
the insider, noting
the pair shuns the
limelight, believing
that
“keeping
things private
would prevent
any
cracks
f r o m
appearing
in
their
marriage,”
Friends
hope
the
separation
“will
make
them
realize
how much they
want to be together,” says
the source. “But the reality is
that it may end up pushing
them further apart.”
SQUABBLING
COUPLE
LIVING APART
AGAIN
would start putting more time
and effort into their
relationship once the series
ended,” notes the source.
“Sadly, that wasn’t the case.
October 2, 2017 / GLOBE 5
BREAKING NEWS
CORONER BUNGLED
Chilling cover-up lett
Robert Wagner
CHEAT JUSTICE
N
ATALIE
Wood’s
autopsy was deliberately bungled by a
starstruck coroner —
allowing her hot-tempered TV hunk hubby, Robert
Wagner, to get away with murder, outraged sources charge!
Experts claim former L.A.
County
Coroner
Thomas
Noguchi’s ruling in the West
Side Story beauty’s 1981
death in the waters off California’s Catalina Island was
BOGUS — and part of his publicity campaign to promote an
upcoming book.
He determined Natalie died
from an “accident” when she
disappeared from her yacht,
Splendour, after a fierce
brawl with jealous Wagner,
who waited four hours to call
authorities. But the cause of
STARSTRUCK
Noguchi
(right)
covered up
the cause
of death,
says
author
Marti Rulli
6 GLOBE / October 2, 2017
death was
changed
to “undetermined”
in
2011
after a new
WAGNER’S
post-mortem
JEALOUS
RAGE
showed
mysterious
bruises
—
unmentioned in Noguchi’s
examination records — on
Natalie’s corpse.
“Noguchi — as much as
SENSELESS
Robert Wagner — is one of
TRAGEDY
the biggest culprits in Natalie’s death,” charges Marti
Natalie’s drowned body
was found near Catalina’s
Rulli, who co-wrote Goodbye
shore — but her bruises
Natalie, Goodbye Splendour,
and scratches were left
the book that forced homiout of the report
cide detectives to reopen the
35-year-old case.
Rulli’s sensational claim is
The gorgeous 43-year-old
that Noguchi, now 90, “fabri- actress died under mystericated” the findings to cover up ous circumstances on Nov.
the deadly violence suffered at 29, 1981, while partying on
the hands of her husband, then her boat with Wagner, Braina TV superstar on his Hart to storm co-star Christopher
Hart private eye series.
Walken and the captain, Den“Noguchi was starstruck nis Davern.
— he wanted to be the guy to
On the night of the tragcut open every celebrity — he edy, the skipper says Wagner
wanted stardom, and the Nat- exploded at Natalie during a
alie Wood case gave it to him,” booze-fueled brawl.
says Rulli. “Then he came out
Dennis, who passed a police
with his book.
polygraph test, also accused
“And it was his ruling Wagner of delaying the search
that stopped Natalie’s case for his missing wife, whose
from being investigated as a body was found hours later
murder.”
floating near the island’s shore.
Despite unexplained bruises
on her right forearm, scratches
and a scrape on her forehead,
Noguchi ruled the Splendor in
the Grass beauty died of “accidental drowning.”
But years later, after reviewing the evidence of violence
Noguchi ignored, the L.A.
County Sheriff’s Department
reopened the investigation
into her death.
Incredibly, in his 1983 book
Coroner, Noguchi hinted Natalie’s death was actually murder — despite his own ruling.
He confessed to burying
chief forensic investigator
D NATALIE AUTOPSY!
DEATH YACHT
The drowning of Wood
(below) followed an angry,
boozy fight with Wagner
aboard the Splendour (left)
PHOTO RE-CREATION
ONLY IN
GLOBE!
Paul Miller’s explosive report on the real
facts of Natalie’s case,
because of “gory” and
“sensational” details
he didn’t want to become
public.
Investigative lawyer Sam
Perroni, who sued to get Miller’s report, believes Noguchi failed to consider murder
because the coroner wanted
to avoid “opening up a can of
worms.”
Shockingly,
as
GLOBE
reported last year, Noguchi
also failed to collect Natalie’s
nail clippings, which might
have had bits of tissue from
another person.
Foreign tissue under the
nails could’ve revealed Natalie had been in a life-and-death
struggle with her husband, as skipper Dennis
described.
That kind of evidence mightt
have nailed Wagner.
Asked why he failed to col-lect the clippings, Noguchi
stunningly replied, “I don’t
remember.”
Wagner’s lawyer Blair Berk
says the star vehemently
denies any wrongdoing.
Ironically, following Natalie’s case in 1982, Noguchi
was demoted to a staff
position. He was accused
of a series of infractions
including neglecting his
job and seeking publicity in the high-profile
deaths of celebrities —
like Natalie’s!
Now Rulli charges: “He
compromised the case. He
ruined any chance of Natalie
Wood receiving justice!”
October 2, 2017 / GLOBE 7
R O YA L N E W S
10 REASONS
CHARLES ISN’T
FIT TO BE KING!
F
ACING trial for murdering ex-wife
Diana and accusations he fathered
a love child during their marriage,
Prince Charles is fighting for the
throne he believes is his birthright. But
his enemies — including blood relatives
— insist these quirks prove he’s nuts and
unfit to be king:
Charles at
Highgrove,
where he
douses
plants with
his bathwater
Aromatherapy fanatic Charles always
sniffs things out throughly before eating
Although Charles doesn’t chat with
7
his plants, he does commune with
the dead — wandering around his garden talking to his assassinated uncle
Lord Louis Mountbatten and other folks
who have passed.
For some unexplained
8
Charles
loves to moan —
Charles is very thin-skinned. Even
1
mild criticism drives him into a deep,
terrible funk — so his staff actually asks
celebrities to call the prince and tell him
how great he is!
long and loudly —
often at the most
bizarre and inappropriate times!
He lacks imagination and curios2
ity. He’s only read one novel in his
life — Tolstoy’s Anna Karenina — and
He drains his tub diThe would5
rectly into the garden 9 be
king
around his Highgrove man- needs his ego
did not enjoy it.
sion — via a pipe running
out his bathroom window —
to save money watering
plants!
The peculiar prince be3
lieves aromatherapy
cures baldness — and refuses to eat or drink anything until he smells it!
Cheapskate Char4
lie
insists
on
bringing home leftovers
when he eats out — and
shamelessly serves them to
guests or staff the next day!
8 GLOBE / October 2, 2017
The bizarre blue
6
blood secretly
worships at a pagan shrine hidden
deep in Highgrove’s
garden! The sanctuary
is covered with mystic inscriptions and built to “sacred” geometric principles.
stroked constantly — and forces
staffers to have
curtsying competitions. The person who goes the
lowest wins.
Charles
10
believes
in “the divine
reason,
Staging curtsy
competitions:
How low can
you go?
right of kings” and insists he’s above the
law — so he can do anything, including
murder, to fulfill a whim!
R O YA L N E W S
HARRYÕS TV QUEEN IS
TOTALLY HEARTLESS!
Suits siren Meghan lets
WHEELCHAIR SIS ROT
IN HURRICANE HELL
P
RINCE Harry’s TV star gal pal,
Meghan Markle, is a coldhearted
phony who pretends to care about
the poor and disabled — but turned
her back on her OWN family as Hurricane Irma threatened them with death,
sources say.
Half a dozen of the Suits actress’ kin
battled for survival in Florida as Irma’s
terrifying 150-mph winds savaged the
state, destroying homes, uprooting trees
and swamping boats on Sept. 10 and 11.
But an insider says while the 36-year-old
actress planned to attend Harry’s Invictus
Games, honoring injured and disabled
servicemen in her hometown of Toronto
on Sept. 23, she shunned her relatives as
they battled the killer storm!
“There are six Markles in Florida and
Markle parties with
royals and ignores
her storm-ravaged
kin, including Sam
(circled)
NO AU
AUTOGRAPHS,
UTOG
PLEASE!
THE Duchess of
Cambridge graciously shakes
hands with fans
and will always
pose for photos,
but Prince William’s wife will
never sign an autograph — as she’s
strictly forbidden
by palace protocol!
The restrictive
rule is in place for
Kate’s
signature
is top
secret!
all royals — even
Queen Elizabeth
herself — to reduce
the risk of their
signatures being
forged.
While Prince
Charles once broke
the rule in 2010, he
usually responds
to requests with:
“Sorry, they don’t
allow me to do
that.”
Harry’s
ultimate
appeal:
making
Meghan a
princess!
Meghan didn’t even check on one of them —
IGNORED them all!” says a source.
That includes stepsister Samantha Grant, 52,
who helped raise her and is now practically
helpless in a wheelchair, crippled with nervedestroying multiple sclerosis.
“Meghan ignored Sam, who had to go to the
hospital during the storm,” says the source.
“Sam is in a wheelchair — and Meghan has the
nerve to go to the Invictus Games next week
while snubbing her sister. Whatta crock!”
There’s no love lost between Meghan and
feisty Sam. She once slammed Meghan’s selfproclaimed empathy for poor women from
third-world countries as a “photo op,” noting
how the wannabe royal has ignored her.
Now Samantha is more furious than ever and
believes her sis “has no business pretending to
care about veterans.”
Adds the mole: “Sam says, ‘After what she’s
just done to me, no more playing nice.’
She also called Harry’s squeeze a “shallow
social climber” whose “ambition is to become a
princess.”
October 2, 2017 / GLOBE 9
BREAKING NEWS
OPRAH DIET DIS
$268 million piece of Weight Watcher pie threatened by cons
T
V TITAN Oprah Winfrey has become tangled in an embarrassing
weight loss scandal that
threatens a huge chunk
of her $268 million Weight
Watchers diet empire.
A massive class action lawsuit is accusing the dieting
giant of cheating subscribers
out of hard-earned cash with a
glitch-prone weight loss website and mobile app that failed
to deliver as promised.
The 63-year-old media queen
could lose a fortune and end
up with a tarnished image if
Weight Watchers is found
guilty of “deceptive business practices and misleading
advertising,” as the consumer
lawsuit charges.
In addition to being the company’s third largest shareholder, Oprah has put her rep
on the line plugging Weight
Watchers products, which she
claims melted off 42 pounds.
“She works so hard on her
image,” says a source. “It’s so
embarrassing to have your
name attached to this sort of
scandal.”
The lawsuit charges her company got subscribers to blow
$49.95 each on just the first
three months of a new mobile
app, which Weight Watchers
claims “has it all (and does it
all) so you can lead a healthier,
more active life.”
After the first charge, subscribers must pay another
10 GLOBE / October 2, 2017
$19.95 per month to keep the
app, which the company boasts
will “allow subscribers to track
their diet, weight and activity and get motivation, support and advice from a Weight
Watchers-certified coach, anytime, anywhere.”
A government Consumer
Affairs website was flooded
with angry complaints from
ticked-off subscribers.
“The new site/phone app
is impossible to use,” gripes
one poster. “They do not help
even though they say to contact them. Love WW before
the new site. Now I would tell
anyone I know not to use them.
No help from WW and NO help
from their online staff.”
Growls another
tells GLOBE lawyers
customer: “… HATE
are appealing to the
WW.” Rages yet a
Second Federal Cirthird poster: “VERY
cuit Court of Appeals
POOR CUSTOMER
in Manhattan — and
SERVICE.”
oral arguments are
Jim
Chambers,
expected to begin this
Weight Watchers
fall.
CEO at the time,
Weight Watchers
publicly apologized
claims about 1.5 milfor the epic snafu.
lion active online subBut as the lawscribers to the app.
suit points out, the
They all stand to
Customers are
company has not
receive
payouts if the
very unhappy
offered a refund!
lawsuit
is successwith WW’s app
The
lawsuit,
ful — or the company
which contends the app did decides to settle out of court.
not work properly, was iniMeanwhile, some observers
tially dismissed with prejudice believe Oprah is trying to disby a U.S. District Court judge. tance herself from the taint the
But a source close to the case lawsuit is giving the company.
BATTLE OF THE B
1987
1988
1993
2004
SASTER!
sumer fraud suit
Despite being a major owner,
she’s been dodging board
meetings.
“We expect directors to
attend and participate in all
meetings of the Board of Directors,” the company says.
Yet Weight Watchers noted
“with the exception of Ms.
Winfrey, each then-current
director attended at least 75
percent” of the board’s 2016
meetings.
Win or lose, the lawsuit is
a publicity catastrophe for
the company and its famous
spokesgal, notes a source.
“This is disastrous to anyone
who put their faith in Weight
Watchers and Oprah,” says the
insider.
OFFICIAL
COURT
DOCUMENTS
If the lawsuit is successful,
Oprah and Weight Watchers
could be out big bucks in a
payout to as many as 1.5
million customers!
BULGE
2015
2017
October 2, 2017 / GLOBE 11
★★★★
on her description of her first
kiss in high school — which
left her traumatized after her
guy “pretty much dumped his
entire saliva glands into my
mouth” — we don’t think she’s
kidding!
CELEBRITY
BUZZ
★★★★
NOW ACTING
IS IN DOUGLAS’ BLOOD!
Hollywood’s inside scoop
★★★★
ELLEN’S
STRIPPER SHOCKER
Lesbian chat show queen
ELLEN DeGENERES has
been ogling MALE strippers!
The gal-lovin’ gabster
shocked fans by showing
up in Las Vegas to catch the
beefcake-filled male revue
Magic Mike Live — with her
pal CHANNING TATUM, the
original Magic Mike. Not
that Ellen’s wife, PORTIA
DE ROSSI, needs to worry.
“I’m still on my team,” said
59-year-old DeGeneres, after
the show. “But I get it.”
★★★★
RIHANNA’S
SEX DO-OVER!
Sounds like RIHANNA wants
her virginity back! Asked
by DAVID COPPERFIELD
where she’d go if he made
her disappear and reappear
anywhere in the world, RiRi
riffed: “Ten minutes before
I lost my virginity.” Based
FORK THIS!
TOM CRUISE’s ex-wife
KATIE HOLMES scores a
snack while watching tennis.
Hope this love match
ended better
Ex-con druggie CAMERON
DOUGLAS is finally ready to
get into the family business —
acting! MICHAEL DOUGLAS’
troubled son — who is out on
parole — is asking a New York
judge to let him relocate to
the West Coast because that’s
where movies are made. Cam,
who’s been in four flicks over
the years, plans to live with
his famous granddad, KIRK
DOUGLAS, on the Left Coast.
Nothing like getting your
Brazilian gal pal pregnant —
which Cameron says he’s done
— to help you focus on the
future, right?
DEMI’S BLAIR SWITCH PROJECT
GROSSES OUT RUMER
LUSTY Demi Moore and daughter Rumer
Willis are in a tug-of-love over the same
man — Rumer’s ex, actor Jayson Blair!
Moles say Rumer, 29, wants a second
shot at romance with The New Normal
stud, 33.
But her cougar mom, 54, is eyeing
Jayson as her new cub!
“Demi thinks he’s so hot and she’s even
told Rumer she’d like to date him. Rumer
must be so grossed out,” says a wellplaced mole.
“It’s weird to think of Demi and Rumer
in love with the same man, but that’s the
way it is.”
Divorced Demi was wooing Brad Pitt
over sober yoga sessions, but sources say
the man-eating screen siren has switched
12 GLOBE / October 2, 2017
gears and moved on to Jayson.
Says our insider: “Demi developed a
real attraction for him” when she tagged
along with Rumer and Jayson on a
Mexican vacation.
After more than a year together, Rumer
and Jayson split in November 2013 amid
reports the hunk couldn’t abide Rumer’s
growing devotion to her mother’s bizarre,
New Age lifestyle habits of chanting,
meditation, yoga and séances!
“Jayson’s not her boyfriend and Rumer
has no say in who he dates,” squeals our
insider.
“But she hopes they’ll get back together
one day. Now she’s competing with her
own mom!
“He’s so handsome, in great shape and
Cougar Demi
is on the prowl
for daughter
Rumer’s ex,
Jayson
he’s in the age range Demi likes. She has
a history of loving younger men, you
know.”
rabble–rouser Kid over
displaying the Confederate
flag at his concerts. But
after 30-year-old ASHLEY
SHARPTON was busted on
petty larceny charges for
fighting with a cab driver, the
rocker tweeted a link to the
story, adding, “These ‘activists’
are such nice people ... not.” Al
was at a rare loss for words:
“Why is he retweeting this
stuff?”
★★★★
STEPHEN KING
SPOOKS HIMSELF!
FAT CAT!
Former Batman
star CHRISTIAN
BALE has packed
on more than 22
pounds to play a
Republican fat cat,
Vice President Dick
Cheney, in his latest
movie, Backseat
KID ROCKS
SHARPTON BUST!
MSNBC blowhard AL
SHARPTON had the wind
knocked out of him over his
daughter’s arrest — by singer
KID ROCK! Al has targeted
CAN
WE TALK?
If you’re a Hollywood
insider and you have
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GERALD McRANEY —
who won his first Emmy,
for This Is Us, after a
nearly 50-year career!
Author STEPHEN KING says
he gets scared — by his own
words! But it usually happens
by accident because he doesn’t
plan out his writing. “I sort of
know where I’m going, but the
specifics, I let those appear as
the writing goes on,” says the
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Danny goes up and sees her in
the bathtub. That scared the
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Kim and Kanye
KANYE WEST and KIM
KARDASHIAN are pregnant
— or at least the surrogate
they’ve reportedly hired to
carry baby number three is!
Congrats ... we think!
NBC anchor LESTER
HOLT has a new title:
Grandpa! The newshound
welcomed grandson
HENRY HOLT into the fold.
Congrats!
First son ERIC TRUMP
and wife LARA are proud
parents of their first child,
son ERIC ‘LUKE’ TRUMP,
who is the President’s ninth
grandchild. Wow!
True Blood and Westworld
star EVAN RACHEL WOOD
has split from her fiancé
and Rebel and a Basketcase
bandmate ZACH VILLA.
No word if they’ll continue
making music together.
Ain’t No Sunshine singer
BILL WITHERS released
his first solo recording in
32 years part of a tribute
album dedicated to dead
country icon LITTLE
JIMMY DICKENS.
Country rocker TROY
GENTRY, half of the hit
country duo Montgomery
Gentry, was killed in a
helicopter crash in Medford,
N.J., on Sept. 8. He was 50.
DON WILLIAMS, the
Gentle Giant of country,
passed away Sept. 8, after a
short illness. He was 78.
October 2, 2017 / GLOBE 13
★★★★
CELEBRITY
BUZZ
B
MARY J.’S
GOT MORE DRAMA
MARY J. BLIGE’s miserable
marriage to MARTIN
ISAACS has an upside.
The star of upcoming flick
Mudbound says she tapped
into “my own misery” to
play the part of a struggling
sharecropper. “I got played.
I got suckered,” says Mary
about her marriage. But the
bust-up left scars that made
being intimate with co-star
ROB MORGAN scary. “I was
married,” says Mary. “I never
touched another man other
than my husband. I was
petrified: ‘Oh, God. I don’t
want to do it.’ ”
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★★★★
★★★★
KYLIE CLAWS
HER KINFOLK!
Reality brat KYLIE JENNER
is trashing her family, saying
Kardashian momager KRIS
is “really scary” and she
“wouldn’t be friends” with
supermodel sib KENDALL
“if we weren’t sisters!” No
wonder their 250-pound
blob of a brother ROBERT
KARDASHIAN is in therapy!
★★★★
DYKSTRA
STRIKES OUT!
World Series whack job
LENNY “NAILS” DYKSTRA
fouled out with lumpy LENA
DUNHAM after the manhungry Girls siren declared
she was “horny for baseball
players.” Loser Lenny, who’s
done hard time for financial
fraud, hit up loathsome Lena
with an outrageous tweet
suggesting she could play
with his “bat.” When she
balked, the former N.Y. Met
got downright nasty — so
Lena threw him out, saying
she was “excited” by her new
14 GLOBE / October 2, 2017
MR.
SOFTIE
Oakland
Raiders fan
TOM HANKS
clutches his
prize pillow
purchased at a
Malibu charity
fair
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OTTEST
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EVERY
WEEK!
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each other!
★★★★
JAY-Z’S
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Rapper JAY-Z has a soft
spot for his mama, GLORIA
CARTER — and wrote his
hit tune Smile as her lesbian
coming-out party! While
raising four sons, Gloria hid
her taste for gals but finally
broke down and told all to
Jay-Z years later. She says
he burst into tears over the
“horrible” life she was forced
to endure — then convinced
his mom to record a poem
about her secret life at the end
of his song.
★★★★
FARIS
IS FREAKING
Scary Movie star ANNA
FARIS is having a tough time
after splitting with hubby
CHRIS PRATT — and has
been in counseling, says a
mole. “She’s lost even more
weight because she can’t eat
or sleep. Any communication
she has with Chris leaves her
DOLLED UP
Talk show queen WENDY
WILLIAMS looks like a living,
breathing — and very busty —
Barbie doll
anxious.” Fortunately, says
the insider, Anna’s “had a few
sessions and they seem to be
helping.” Stay strong, sister!
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Actor Jonathan Rhys Meyers,
who’s long battled the bottle,
has relapsed after his wife,
Mara Lane, suffered a miscarriage of their “much wanted
child.”
Mara made the heartbreaking announcement via social
media, while blasting a shutter
bug who took pictures of the
40-year-old soused star at a
Dublin airport.
But Mara, who welcomed
son Wolf with the actor in
December 2016, adds her man
“is safe” and insists, “Life is
beautiful.”
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appeared on hundreds of magazine covers during the ’80s, says
being thin was HELL!
“It’s hard to be really skinny,
and it makes for a miserable life,”
she confesses.
Now 56, Carol says, “I was a fat
little kid — you have no idea how I
had to work to get here.”
The former mannequin advises
to be who you are:
“We should eat to be healthy
and what follows — fat, thin or in
between — that’s healthy for that
person.”
16 GLOBE / October 2, 2017
BRUCE WILLIS, 62,
AIN’T SO
SHARP!
WORLD EXCLUSIVE
T
OUGH guy Bruce
Willis is struggling
with his memory
—
and
friends
fear the aging Die
Hard hunk may be
grappling with the first
stages of dementia!
The
62-year-old
action hero frequently flubs
his lines and needs to
“wear earpieces to be
prompted,”
claims
an
insider.
“People have been worried Bruce is battling the
early stages of dementia,”
whispers a concerned pal.
The Sixth Sense star’s
troubling memory woes
first came to light in 2015
when he starred on Broadway in Misery with Laurie
Metcalf, who initially rose
to fame on TV’s Roseanne.
Bruce’s “secret” on-stage
earpiece was so large, one
critic compared it to a “cell
phone circa 1984!”
“The excellent Laurie
Metcalf says a line and then
there … is … a … pause” —
while the actor’s lines were
delivered to him electronically, reveals the critic —
“before Willis responds.”
Around the same time,
Bruce had a troubling interview on the Today show in
which he seemed unfocused
and slow to respond.
“It’s really sad,” confesses
the insider, who blames
Bruce’s memory problems
for his “odd” behavior on
the morning gabfest.
Dr. Gabe Mirkin — who
has not treated Bruce —
THEN!
says mental lapses can be
an early symptom of the
memory-robbing con
condition.
“The first sign is immedii
ate forgetfulness. Forgetting
Fo
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your lines is a possible
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Despite pals concerns
about his health, brave
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The actor plans to reprise his iconic role as
the modern-day John
McClane in Die Hard:
Year One, and has five
more films in the pipeline!
But Dr. Mirkin warns
those with dementia see the
disease gradually worsen,
and says after the forgetfulness “comes mood changes
and then progressive loss
when you stop remembering where you’re going and
can’t remember faces. Then
it’s downhill from there.”
JENNIFER
LOPEZ cast a
spell over retired
ballplayer Alex
Rodriguez, but
the lovesick
singer fears a
years-old jinx
could ruin her
happiness!
So she’s turned
to a mystical
priestess to keep
her man from playing the field!
J.Lo sources say
an enemy cast a powerful hex
on the three-times-divorced
superstar more than a decade
ago!
At the time, the late Dr. Evelyn Paglini — a leading authority on the occult — revealed,
“My associate has a client who
has been bragging for
a long time about
putting a curse
on J.Lo. And as
long as it’s there
she will never find lasting love.”
A mole says
the powerful spell
would take “big guns”
to squash, but Jennifer’s spiritual adviser
— Santeria priestess
Merle Gonzalez — is
strong enough to do it.
In 2006, Jennifer’s
first husband, Ojani Noa,
claimed Lopez practiced
Santeria — a Africaninspired religion that
The singer
turned to
Santeria
to make
sure
Alex
(left)
sticks
around
uses magical chants
and animal sacrifices
— and used spells on
him and other lovers.
hi
“We practiced together in
sacrifices of chickens and
hens, and in one occasion I
was present when they were
cleansing Jennifer with the
blood of a hen,” Noa has
revealed.
A pal now claims J.Lo, 48,
feels she’s found her perfect
match in 42-year-old
A-Rod.
“She has marriage on her
mind,” says the
pal, “so she’s consulted her Santeria
priestess to help her
make sure he isn’t going
anywhere by having her
cast a ‘binding spell.’ ”
“Jennifer wants very
much for this relationship with A-Rod to go the
distance,” confesses the
friend. “They get along
great — and this time she
is determined to find
lasting love.”
October 2, 2017 / GLOBE 17
CELEBRITY NEWS
THINGS
YOU DON’T
KNOW
K
N ABOUT
CHRIS O’DONNELL
C
W
ITH eight
seasons on NCIS:
Los Angeles
behind him, Chris
O’Donnell only seems
like he’s been playing G.
Callen forever. But the
47-year-old spent much
of his early career as a
movie heartthrob, and
played Robin in the ‘90s
Batman films. Here are
ten things you didn’t
know about Chris.
7
1
He’s a
huge
Halloween
fan. “I know
how to speedcarve pumpkins,”
he boasts.
Chris had a rough
return to TV,
starring in a series called
Head Cases in 2005 —
which was canceled after
only two episodes!
8
Although he’ll
watch Seinfeld
reruns over and over,
Chris confesses: “I watch
more HGTV than I
care to admit.”
9
The Winnetka, Ill.,
native was born on
June 26, 1970, and got
his start in showbiz as a
model at age 13.
Longtime TV lawman
Chris wed Caroline Fentress
(right) back in 1997
When Chris
steps into
He appeared
“I
his
NCIS
characon short-lived
thought
ter,
he’s
a
model
sitcom Jack and Mike I’d get married in my
of
consistency:
“I
have
in 1986, but scored
mid-30s,” says Chris.
worn
the
big in 1992’s Scent of
But at Boston College he
a Woman, earning a
met his roommate’s kid same pair
Golden Globe
Go
sister, Caroline Fentress of Blundnomination as — and married her when stone boots
n
for every
preppie Charlie he was 26!
p
episode of
Simms.
NCIS: L.A,”
he says.
Chris
NCIS has
Matt
beat
never
had
out
Zap! Pow!
Leo
a reboot!
Leonardo
L
Chris beat
out top
DiCaprio, Matt
stars to
Damon and Ewan
play Robin
p
McGregor for the role
of Robin!
4
2
Chris gott his
hi
first big break
in a commercial for
McDonald’s as the kid
serving Michael
Jordan.
Supersize
that!
3
He
lived
a sheltered
culinary life,
claiming: “I ate
my first banana when I
was 20 years old.”
6
5
Ewan
18 GLOBE / October 2, 2017
10
JUDI’S
CRAZY
FOR SEX
AT 82!
WHATTA dame! British
actress Judi Dench says
she still wants sex and loves
racy lingerie — even though
she’s 82!
She says of senior sex, “Of
course, you still feel desire.
Does that ever go?”
The silver-screen vet,
who’s played James Bond’s
movie spy boss M, also
admits to being drawn to
her Victoria & Abdul co-star,
30-year-old Ali Fazal.
Judi, who portrays Queen
Victoria opposite Ali’s Abdul
Karim, gushes,
“He’s extremely
beautiful, and
he is an utterly
delightful,
charming man.”
Fazal
The saucy
star confesses scenes that
required her to appear
attracted to Ali had “no acting required at all!”
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DRUG-CRAZED killer
serving 700 years in
jail for a violent standoff with cops has had
his sentence cut short
— by the death penalty!
Alan Mathew Champagne,
47, was rotting in prison —
serving out a whopping SEVEN-CENTURY sentence for
resisting arrest and shooting at
cops — when he was sentenced
to die for the grisly murder and
disposal of two victims!
While high on methamphetamine in 2011, Champagne
got into a vicious brawl with
Philmon Tapaha — the brother
of his baby mama — and fatally shot the 32-year-old man in
the face.
Champagne’s
galpal,
22-year-old Elise Garcia, was
in the home and held a gun
on Tapaha’s girlfriend, Brandi
Nicole Hoffner, while Champagne fetched a makeshift
coffin.
Brandi, 26, then was forced to
smoke meth out of a glass bong
— while Champagne strangled
her with an extension cord.
The dirtbag druggie then
stuffed the bodies in the box,
coated them with lime to speed
decomposition, and buried
them a half-mile away at his
mom’s place.
Not long after the senseless killings, cops pulled over
Champagne and Garcia, who
were driving in a car registered
to someone else. The officers
found Tapaha’s Social Securi20 GLOBE / October 2, 2017
SHOT DEAD
STRANGLED
Sicko killer Champagne shot
h t Phil
Philmon Tapaha (left) to death,
then forced Brandi Hoffner (right) to smoke meth while he
strangled her — and jammed the corpses in a makeshift coffin
The killer told
an undercover
cop he’d buried
the bodies
ty card and Hoffner’s purse inside — but did not immediately
connect them to the missing
persons.
Authorities grew suspicious,
however, after getting a tip
and speaking to a maintenance
man at the complex where
Champagne had lived.
The worker said he smelled
a strong odor coming from
Champagne’s old apartment —
and mentioned building him a
large box.
Champagne claimed he’d
needed the crate to haul items
from his mother’s home, which
was facing foreclosure.
In March 2012, police closed
in on Champagne — who was
barricaded in his mother’s
house with Garcia — seeking
to arrest him on an unrelated
assault warrant.
A wild shootout followed,
but cowardly Champagne surrendered when he ran out of
ammunition, and he and Garcia were quickly cuffed.
While in prison for firing on
police, Champagne admitted
to an undercover cop posing
as a dirty detective that he’d
buried the bodies.
ACKYARD!
Drug-crazed monster
kills gal and her lover
THEN HIDES CORPSES AT
HIS MOTHERÕS HOUSE!
BURIAL GROUND
EVIL INCARNATE
Champagne tried to shoot it out
with cops — but gave up when he
ran out of ammo
A landscaper discovered the
corpse-filled crate in the yard
(above) behind the garage (below)
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Elise
ise Garci
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gave up her ex-lover in
return for a 16-year prison
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But the bizarre murder mystery wasn’t blown open until
2013, when a landscaper discovered the box in the backyard and Garcia turned stool
pigeon, ratting out her former
lover in return for a 16-year
prison sentence — and sending
Champagne to death row!
October 2, 2017 / GLOBE 21
T RU E C R I M E
PORN TO BE WILD!
A
N Arkansas couple has
found out that making
porn in public is a no-no!
Cops busted Leslie
Sessions for performing sex
acts in public places, and her
husband, Derek Calloway, for
filming them!
The raunchy duo sells their
homemade videos on social
media, and boasts that the
steamy tapes earn them $1,000
a month!
Their dirty deeds were exposed after Jonesboro cops
were tipped that Sessions, 30,
was recording “public hardcore sexual conduct.”
Cops searched the couple’s
residence, reviewed one of
their videos, and determined
that explicit acts were being
performed in public.
Investigators allege Sessions
— known to online porn fans
as “MayvenDoll” — pleasured
herself in a local restaurant,
and used a sex toy in the
parking lot of a big-box home
improvement store.
The brunette bad girl also allegedly exposed herself in the
Cops say Leslie Sessions
pleasured herself — on
camera — in a home
improvement store parking
lot (right) and a public park!
22 GLOBE / October 2, 2017
Sessions got
down and dirty
at a playground
and a restaurant
Kinky couple faces
prison for making
X-rated movies in
stores & eateries!
appliance section of a store,
and engaged in a sex act inside
a dressing room at a department store.
Calloway, 37, is charged with
recording her performances
and participating in a sex act at
a Jonesboro nature preserve.
While inside the restaurant,
he also operated “a pair of wireless vibrating panties” worn by
his wife, cops said.
The naughty twosome has
been charged with nine felonies,
including public display of
hard-core
sexual
conduct,
obscene filming and promoting
an obscene performance.
Sessions and Calloway, who
live in Trumann, face a maximum of six years in prison on
each count.
They’ve pleaded not guilty,
and are free on bail.
After their arrest in July, Calloway posted on Facebook: “I
have never seen so many friend
requests in my life. Wow.”
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Pot-loving Whoopi must have
been smoking the best ganja
in the world if she thought
this get-up looked good!
JLaw is a hot mess in this
tattered frock. Our advice?
Torch the cobweb costume!
The Sinner star Jessica is
guilty of breaking one of
fashion’s most basic rules: Do
not mix prints. Shame on you!
Vision of bulk! Mariah packed
herself really tight into this
mini illusion lace dress. Hope
the seams hold
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in this Roaring Twentiesinspired flapper top
Game, Set, Match! The
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a tweed blazer over a denim
jumpsuit at the US Open
At the Venice Film Festival
Michelle arrived wearing the
nets of local fishermen.
How authentic!
Don’t look! The atrocious
mesh of patterns on the
former Murphy Brown star’s
long blazer is a total eyesore!
October 2, 2017 / GLOBE 25
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CELEBRITY NEWS
CHUBBY
CAITLYN’S
HORMONE
HELL!
C
AITLYN Jenner
has gone from fab
to FLAB!
The sex-swapping
sensation cut a knockout
figure when she made her
womanly debut.
But Caitlyn’s transition from a six-foot-two,
194-pound Olympic hero
named Bruce has seen her
muscles turn to mush —
and nearly 30 pounds of
fat!
Sadly, the thighs of steel
that once propelled Bruce
six feet, eight inches
over a high jump bar
and helped him launch
a 16-pound shot put ball
more than 50 feet are now
shockingly bony, and her
once-sexy six-pack is buried under pounds of lard.
Diet expert Dr. Stuart
Fischer says recent photos
reveal the 67-year-old parent of six weighs “at least”
220 pounds and blames
the hormones that Caitlyn
takes to be “girly” for the
chubby bulges.
28 GLOBE / October 2, 2017
“The
hormone
injections
have a
steroid-like
effect and
THEN
one of the
side effects
is weight
gain,” says the author of
The Park Avenue Diet,
who has not treated the
former man.
“Once the transition starts, surgery
is only the beginning
— there is a lifetime of
hormonal injections.”
According to the doc,
hormones raise the blood
sugar levels and make a
person slightly diabetic,
producing unneeded glucose (sugar) and triggering “intense weight gain.”
Additionally, the female
hormone estrogen, needed
to make the body look
more feminine, is made
primarily from cortisone,
which raises blood sugar
and causes weight gain.
Twain’s no
longer the
one when
it comes to
ticket sales
NOW
Former
jock gains
30 lbs. on
meds to
create
girly
curves
For Caitlyn, the “hormones turn useful muscle
into useless sugar.”
Caitlyn’s love of guzzling wine is also a killer.
“Alcohol produces fat in
the body, fat in the liver
and in the bloodstream —
and massive weight gain!”
adds Fischer.
Since Caitlyn can’t
stop the hormones “if she
wants to maintain her
feminine appearance,”
Fischer says, “it’s going to
be a tough battle to lose
weight.”
SHANIA TOUR IS
TOTAL TURKEY!
COUNTRY crossover queen Shania
Twain has lost her luster!
The star who moved more than 90
million albums in her ’90s heyday is
now having trouble selling tickets to her
2018 concert tour — despite slashing
prices by 40 percent!
The You’re Still the One singer, 52,
failed to sell out a New York concert
venue, and now the deeply discounted
seats are being peddled on a social
shopping site! Yikes!
›› The secret to a happy marriage? Do whatever
w ev
your wife tells you. ‘Yes, dear.’ And br
breathe.
he
— Denzel Washington
W shing on
TED CRUZ PORN
PASSION
EXPOSED!
TED CRUZ’S Twitter account sparked an interSen. Ted Cruz
net firestorm by briefly
“liking” an X-rated post — and sent the
Texas senator’s old Princeton roomie on a
creepy trip down memory lane!
The Hangover Part II screenwriter Craig
Mazin, who shared a dorm with Cruz
freshman year at Princeton University,
says Cruz’s social media snafu endorsing
an explicit video featuring the actress
Cory Chase and two lovers was familiar!
“Now imagine Ted Cruz is doing this
four feet below you in the bottom bunk
bed,” Mazin quipped.
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NOSTRADAMUS
PREDICTIONS
COMING TRUE!
Donald Trump’s rise was
foreseen by Nostradamus!
H
ISTORY’S most accurate psychic — the
acclaimed
French
seer Nostradamus —
predicted the heart–
wrenching devastation caused
by hurricanes Harvey and Irma,
the recent Mexican earthquake
and the chilling rise of North
Korean dictator Kim Jong-un!
Now top scholars are telling
GLOBE the soothsayer’s warnings for the future are even
more dire!
Nostradamus, who foresaw
the rise of Adolf Hitler and the
9/11 attacks on the World Trade
Center, had bloody visions of
disasters next year — and the
beginning of World War III!
“We are living in the end
times,” University of Paris
30 GLOBE / October 2, 2017
expert Louis
Lefrevre tells
GLOBE. “Nostradamus
d
said
id the
final world war will start in 2018
— and his accuracy is absolutely
astounding.”
According to the prophecies
contained in the French visionary’s cryptic quatrains — four
line poems written between the
years 1520 and 1555 — a terrible war will erupt between
the world’s two greatest
superpowers.
Incredibly, scholars are blaming U.S. President Donald
Trump, citing these passages
from the spiritualist physician’s
most acclaimed work, Les
Propheties:
“The false trumpet concealing
madness will cause Byzantium
to change its laws.
“The trumpet shakes with
great discord. An agreement broken: lifting the face to heaven:
the bloody mouth will swim
with blood; the face anointed
with milk and honey lies on the
ground.”
Says Lefrevre, “The false
trumpet is an obvious reference to America’s president and
the broken agreement is Kim’s
refusal to stop nuclear testing
despite his former promises.
This sets the stage for a conflagration with Russian and China
— the next war foretold by this
verse, which also predicted modern medicine and air travel:
“‘Pestilences extinguished, the
world
w
orld becom
becomes
mes sm
smaller,
ll
for a long time the lands
will be inhabited peacefully. People will travel
safely through the sky
over land and seas:
then wars will start up
again.’”
Experts believe Nostradamus said this year’s
hurricanes — including
Harvey and Irma — set the
stage for America’s greatest
trial by fire. Scholars are interpreting this excerpt to forecast
the fierce windstorms and Houston’s floods:
“Garden City of the world,
near the new city; in the way of
the man-made mountains, shall
be seized and plunged into a
10
PSYCHIC SAW
HURRICANES,
MEXICO QUAKE
& TRUMP
WHILE SAYING
WORLD WAR III
IS ONLY
MONTHS AWAY
AMAZING
VISIONS
FOR 2018
Here are the famed French
soothsayer’s 10 most compelling
predictions for 2018, according
to experts who have studied his
works:
1. The start of World War III is
just months away — sparked by
the assassination of a bizarre
foreign leader with attributes
similar to North Korea’s Kim
Jong-un.
2. Fierce freak hurricanes —
fueled by El Nino — will wreak
havoc on San Diego, Los Angeles, Seattle and New York as
the world’s weather system is
impacted by comets and solar
flares.
3. Italy’s Mount Vesuvius volcano will explode — killing 16,000.
4. Mind-reading machines will
let people talk to animals.
Nost d
Nostradamus
(top)) wrote this
(t
year’s destructive hurricanes
Irma and Harvey (left) are
the beginning of the end. Kim
Jong-un (circled) has
refused to stop nuclear
testing, which will lead
to a nuclear war!
5. People will be required to
obtain government permits to
become parents.
6. A medical breakthrough will
allow people to live 200 years!
7. The global economy will
collapse.
8. Russian leader Vladimir
Putin will be deposed.
ferment;
t b
being
i forced
f
to drink
sulfurous waters.”
In his Epistle, the psychic
also reveals visions of global
flooding, massive earthquakes
in “the new world” and, shockingly, a direct nuclear strike on
New York City, Lefrevre tells
GLOBE.
But other academics insist
Nostradamus’ rambling writings are so vague and obscure
they can mean anything — or
nothing!
Still, Lefrevre is convinced
the fortune teller “actually saw
the future” and his quatrains
are “grim warnings” of times
yet to come.
“We must prepare now,” says
Lefrevre. “I believe Nostradamus has revealed Armageddon
is only months away!”
9. A crop fungus will cause a
global famine that triggers riots
in China.
10. The world will experience
a zombie apocalypse when “the
Sagittarius moon allows the dead
to rise out of their graves.”
October 2, 2017 / GLOBE 31
healthreport
Medical news YOU can use!
M
Flaws in a
St. Jude
Medical
device
(left) mean
pacemakers
have become
anxiety
makers for
doctors and
patients
PACEMAKER
CEM
HACK-ATTACK
NIGHTMARE!
N
EARLY half a million
pacemaker users are in
danger from the hightech devices’ security
flaws — which make
them vulnerable to hackers!
Matchbox-sized St. Jude
Medical pacemakers, surgically inserted in cardiac patients’
chests to regulate abnormal
heart rhythms, can transmit
information to doctors via the
internet — but the unprotected
implants also can be accessed
by unauthorized attackers!
Abbott Laboratories, which
in early 2017 bought St. Jude
Medical — the maker of the
devices — admits commands
can be issued to the implants
through radio frequency transmissions, which can alter
device settings or purposely drain the battery — with
deadly results.
Eat whole wheat, beat cancer!
patients have been advised to
install an update from the
company requiring the device
to be put in back-up mode.
Some people may even
need to be in a medical facility equipped with temporary
generators during the risky
upgrade — in case there is a
life-threatening malfunction.
A company representative
insists, “Abbott is resolving all
old St. Jude Medical issues.”
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A DAILY sandwich on whole wheat bread cuts
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Researchers at the World Cancer Research
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29 million people, including 250,000 patients
diagnosed with the killer disease.
They found eating 90 grams of whole grains daily reduces the
colorectal cancer risk by 17 percent.
Nutritionists note eating processed meats can undo the benefits
of eating whole grains. So go easy on the ham and bacon!
32 GLOBE / October 2, 2017
Even without the suspect
software, lithium batteries in
the devices were found to be
draining earlier than expected,
a glitch linked to two deaths in
Europe.
Last year, the shocking
battery discovery forced St.
Jude Medical to recall some
of its 400,000 implants in
circulation.
To ensure their safety,
has been linked to premature death!
University of Pennsylvania researchers report
patients who have ten percent or more of their body
covered with the red, scaly condition have an increased risk of
developing heart disease, diabetes and cancer — and are twice as
likely to die a premature death.
If you’re plagued by the uncomfortable condition, now’s the time to
seek a dermatologist’s advice to get it under control.
INHALERS PROTECT
AGAINST PARKINSON’S
USING an asthma inhaler
Inhalers bring a
may drastically cut your
breath of hope
risk of coming down with
for a cure!
Parkinson’s disease.
Scientists at Harvard
and Norway’s University
of Bergen examined the
recipients of more than
100 million prescriptions
over the course of 11
years and uncovered the
surprising connection.
Patients who never
used an inhaler had a 0.1
percent chance of developing
Parkinson’s, while those
has been tied to Parkinson’s.
who rely on the devices had
Doctors hope the findings will
only a 0.04 percent chance
lead to a cure for the condition,
of acquiring the debilitating
which causes tremors, muscle
neurological disorder!
deterioration and even death.
Researchers believe
“Our discoveries may be the
salbutamol, an active ingredient start of a totally new possible
in inhalers, turns off the gene
treatment for this serious
responsible for the build-up of
disease,” says study author
alpha-synuclein protein, which
Trond Riise.
DOPE DOESN’T
DUMB DOWN KIDS!
JOKES about dumb potheads
may go up in smoke — because
a new study shows marijuana
use does NOT affect the IQs of
teenagers!
Arizona State University
scientists analyzed 1,989 twins
born between 1994 and 1995,
measuring their IQs at age
five, 12 and 18 — and assessing
their pot consumption.
They found cannabis use
between ages 12 and 18 does
not lower IQ.
But the shocking report also
reveals children with low IQ
are more likely to smoke pot
as teenagers than those with
high scores!
Getting
high will
not make
your IQ
low, say
scientists
Queen of
Denmark’s
hubby
blows a
fuse
I WOULDN’T BE
CAUGHT DEAD
WITH MY WIFE!
Henrik is the man who
wouldn’t be king — per
his royal wife!
DENMARK’S Prince Consort
Henrik caused a royal ruckus
a few weeks back when he
ranted about refusing to be
buried near his “disrespectful” wife, 77-year-old Queen
Margrethe II — but the palace
now claims the 83-year-old is
suffering from quickly advancing dementia.
The French-born blue blood,
who married Margrethe in
1967, has long been bitter
about his bride — who’s still
Denmark’s reigning monarch
— never calling him king after
she took the throne in 1972.
In August, Henrik sniped,
“My wife hasn’t shown me
the respect an ordinary wife
should show her spouse,”
and claims she’s made him a
“fool” by not giving him the
regal title.
Due to the diagnosis, Henrik — who retired from public
service in January 2016 — will
“further downgrade his future
activities,” according to the
palace.
MORISSETTE SINGS
POST-BABY BLUES!
the point where I
can barely move.”
The mother of
two, whose exmanager Jonathan Schwartz
pled guilty in
Alanis
January to fleecing Alanis for $5 million, has
something to look forward to —
the theatrical adaptation of her
album Jagged Little Pill will be
staged next year!
YOU Oughta Know singer Alanis
Morissette is still struggling with
“horrifyingly scary” postpartum
depression since having daughter Onyx Solace last year — her
second bout with the crippling
condition.
The ’90s hitmaker confesses,
“There are days I’m debilitated to
BUTTHEAD HUMILIATED BIG LITTLE LIES VIXEN!
ACTIVIST actress Shailene
Woodley has finally revealed
her mortifying ordeal after
her 2016 arrest at the Dakota
Access Pipeline, and says cops
searched for “drugs in my a**!”
“I was strip-searched. Like
get naked, turn over, spread
your butt cheeks, bend over,”
recalls the Big Little Lies star,
who was busted for criminal
trespassing.
The 25-yearold star was
among hundreds
protesting the
controversial
North Dakota
Shailene
project, which
the Standing Rock Sioux Tribe
claims will destroy their sacred
grounds.
October 2, 2017 / GLOBE 33
CELEBRITY NEWS
THE HOFF
CAN’T FACE
GETTING
NOW
Hasselhoff was rocking a muchyounger look at an August event
OLD
TV legend, 65, celebrates
birthday with plastic surgery
F
ORMER Baywatch hunk David
Hasselhoff is 65 — but his face is
tight and looks years younger —
thanks to a new mug he bought
himself for his birthday.
Now he doesn’t look like the father of his
37-year-old fiancée, Hayley Roberts.
“He decided to get some work done as
a 65th birthday present to himself,
and really went all out,” snitches a
spy. “He’s always been a big fan
of Botox, but he was worried his
face was starting to sag despite
the injections.
“Everyone’s buzzing that he
also got facial fillers, as well
as eyelid surgery to remove
excess skin.”
“That’s the funniest thing
I’ve every heard,” says the
Hoff’s longtime rep Judy Katz.
He ruled
as one of
“This is not accurate.”
Hollywood’s
But two medical experts say
top hunks in
the pictures don’t lie!
1980
Big Apple plastic surgeon
Dr. Robert Vitolo says the Hoff
appears to have had a face-lift
and other work recently.
“His eyelids look better, so
THEN
he probably had surgery and Botox there,”
says the doc, who hasn’t treated the star.
“It also looks like he has had a face-lift.
His earlobe appears stretched down
and the skin in front of his ear is a different color from the skin of the ear.
That’s where the scar would be.”
Beantown plastic surgeon Dr. Dave
David, who also has not treated
the actor, believes he had a
lower face-lift, making his
chin look “chiseled, along
with a neck lift or neck liposuction and eyelid work.”
Sources say the Hoff realized his age when he did a
cameo in the new Baywatch
flick with much-younger
Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, 45, and Zac Efron, 29.
“He realized he isn’t the
hunk he used to be,” the
insider reveals. “It doesn’t
help that his fiancée is so
much younger!”
The bad news for Hoff? Dr.
Vitolo believes the hunk could
benefit from MORE nip/tucks —
on his neck and under his chin!
ANGEL
MAKES
LOVER
VANISH!
THE magic between illusionist
Criss Angel and his Latin popstar fiancée, Belinda Peregrin
Schüll, is over!
Troubles between the Mindfreak magician, 49, and the
stunning songbird surfaced
when a Mexican talk show
reported Criss was cheating on
Belinda.
He insisted the charges
were nothing more than smoke
and mirrors, and Belinda, 28,
initially defended her Angel
on Twitter before — prestochango! — deleting the post.
After that dissappearing
act, the Baywatch bombshell
issued a correction: “At this
moment I don’t have a partner.
Blessings to all.”
Criss, who recently directed
Belinda’s upcoming video, confirmed the uncoupling: “Better
off finding out someone’s true
character now before it’s too
late,” he snarks.
His next trick? Making his
chest tattoo of Belinda’s name
vanish!
›› The nice thing about being a
celebrity is that if you bor
bore people
o
they think it’s their fault.
— Henry Kissinger
34 GLOBE / October 2, 2017
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INDBAG radio host
and former drug
addict Rush Limbaugh
has spent his career
blowing smoke, but his latest
rant attacking the media for
sensational weather reports is a
hurricane’s worth of hot air!
The bombastic broadcaster
trashed reports on Hurricane
Irma’s terrifying power.
“These storms, once they
actually hit, are never as strong
as they’re reported,” Rush
ruled.
Oh, yeah! Like Hurricane
Radio’s
Katrina didn’t nearly drown
Rush (left)
New Orleans and Hurricane
and
Sandy didn’t cause billions of
ex-jailbird
dollars of damage — and Irma
Jim are all
wet about
didn’t devastate Florida!
weather!
Score zero points for Rush.
He’s also attacked weather
maps — as if they are a swirling
pack of lies to instill fear in the
hearts of viewers!
“The graphics have been
created to make it look like the
ocean’s having an exorcism,”
riffs Rush.
Apparently, warning people
about 185 mph winds, surging
surf and raging rains ISN’T a
public service, according to the
recovering addict!
The reports are meant
to promote sales, charges
lamebrain Limbaugh!
increase,” says Limbaugh,
they might need for home
“TV stations begin reporting adding people go to “stores to
repairs and batteries.”
this and the panic begins to
stock up on water and whatever
But days after ripping the
TALK!
TA
HURRICANES EXPOSE
BLOWHARDS
LIMBAUGH
& BAKKER!
BRAIN-FRIED BRIAN:
GOD TALKS TO ME!
WACKY Beach Boy Brian
Wilson says his most revered
album, Pet Sounds, was
heaven-sent!
“It came from God,” says
Brian, when asked about the
inspiration behind the Beach
Boys’ beloved 1966 album.
“Through my head into my
pants onto the piano keys.”
36 GLOBE / October 2, 2017
Brian,
75, who
says he
still suffers from the auditory
hallucinations that started
after he took psychedelic drugs
in the ’60s, also offers this
advice to musicians:
“Don’t take drugs. Try to
write a song, but not on drugs.”
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in history
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needs to pay
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reports, the blowhard admitted
he was fleeing his Palm Beach
digs to escape the hurricane!
What a MORON!
Climate change denier Rush
also thinks the weather reports
are a plot to support the theory
global warming is a man-made
crisis.
Rush isn’t the only idiot
pushing hurricane conspiracies.
Jailbird televangelist Jim
Bakker — whose luxe life
crumbled when Jessica Hahn
accused the married PTL Club
head of rape — claims Hurricane
Harvey was God’s “judgment”
on the city of Houston.
“This flood is from God,” says
the ex-con, who was jailed for
four years on fraud charges.
“It’s a judgment on America.”
Here’s a judgment on
Limbaugh and Bakker: You are
total hucksters. Here’s hoping
a hurricane sweeps up your
microphones and sticks ’em
where the sun don’t shine!
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YOUR HOROSCOPE
by
For the week of October 2 Ð 8
Emily Hamer-West
ARIES March 21 - April 20
TAURUS April 21 - May 21
GEMINI May 22 - June 21
CANCER June 22 - July 22
Take a break from helping others and indulge in
something you love, Ram. You deserve it! But stay
chill under the Aries full moon Thursday, when
tempers could flare! Try the hot new restaurant or visit an
interesting local attraction Saturday — you’re overdue for an
adventure, alone or with pals!
Oh no — gift-shopping season is coming and your
savings are skimpy? Last-minute penny-pinching
builds you a bundle of bucks fast! A pal offers
relationship advice, but that doesn’t mean you have to
take it — in fact, Venus says: Ignore it! The cosmos brings
peace to your home Saturday.
Monday’s waxing moon boosts your energy, but trying
Clashing with someone close spoils Monday for you,
to do too much will backfire and lead to exhaustion.
but the issue is quickly resolved. Asking for what you
Pace yourself, Twin — that’s the secret to success. A
want during Thursday’s Aries full moon will get you a
plan that’s been on hold finally gets going! Saturday’s Taurus
resounding “yes” answer, whether it’s a financial
moon spotlights a last-minute party when a surprise
ITY oor romantic question! Saturday brings something free —
BR
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CE
visitor comes to town!
AY with no strings attached!
LEO July 23 - August 23
BIRTHD
An overcrowded calendar has you stressed
early in the week, but you’ll soon get some
breathing space to relax. Arrogance could
get the best of you midweek — keep that ego in check
around the boss or in-laws! A Mercury-Saturn meet
eases money woes, sending cash your way with more
to follow!
LIBRA September 23 - October 23
Better to admit you don’t know than pretend
and get caught in an embarrassing situation!
The information you gain could lead you to an
amazing discovery and lots of $$$! Later in the week,
the Aries full moon has you on edge, but luckily this soon
passes. A new pet could arrive on Saturday.
VIRGO August 24 - September 22
SUSAN
SARANDON
turns 71
on October 4
Mercury steers you to a chance to learn a skill
that opens a door to big bucks — but you won’t
get this offer twice, so act fast, Virgo! If you’re
thinking about taking a break from a partner or friend,
the cosmos says do it now. Want to lose a few pounds?
Your best friend’s new diet could be the answer!
SCORPIO October 24 - November 22
Relationships feel tired and blah, making you
picky and fault-finding all week. But before dropping
pals or a partner, plan something fun together to
rejuvenate your friendship. Spending little to nothing is best for
your bottom line on Thursday and Friday. Single? New romance
wears a straw hat.
SAGITTARIUS November 23 - December 21
CAPRICORN December 22 - January 20
AQUARIUS January 21 - February 18
PISCES February 19 - March 20
Although your generosity is at an all-time high this
week and you’re looking for ways to help others,
be careful — a Uranus-Neptune clash suggests you
could easily be duped by a crook! Midweek, look for love with
someone you’ve previously dated. It’s time to try again! Wear
red for romance.
Monday finally brings long-awaited news — and
it’s better than you hoped for! Singles could find
the flirting you’ve been doing is leading to a more
serious relationship. But for some, maybe it’s time to look
further. Venus in Virgo is making you unsure if this really is
the one for you!
38 GLOBE / October 2, 2017
Someone could pressure you for the reasons you
don’t want to do something on Monday, but Venus
says you don’t have to tell! Make time to unwind
Tuesday and avoid difficult people later in the week. The
Aries full moon inspires a hairstyle change — go for it! The
number six is lucky!
Talking about family budget changes you hope to
make goes better than expected with Mars in Virgo.
But midweek, the cosmos brings out someone’s
temper and you could end up at war over something that’s not
very important at all! Luckily, you talk this person down and all
is calm by the weekend.
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CELEBRITY NEWS
CREEP COSBY’S
CASH CRUNCH!
RU
U
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ISGRACED TV dad Bill
Cosby is being buried
by a $1.8 million tax
lien insiders link to his
desperate fight to avoid prison
on a sex abuse rap!
Although his fortune once
exceeded $400 million, Cosby
is now strapped for cash after
spending more than $10 million
to fight Pennsylvania prosecutors to a draw earlier this year,
insiders say.
His retrial next spring could
cost just as much — and he’s
facing a slew of lawsuits from
women who claim they were
drugged and groped like former
Temple University employee
Andrea Constand, whose sex
abuse claims won her a settlement — and launched criminal
charges against Cosby!
“He’s
facing
financial
Armageddon,” the source says.
Cosby has six years worth
of unpaid California income
taxes and property taxes on his
Los Angeles mansion, sources
claim.
But he’s “hemorrhaging”
g g
Cosby hasn’t
paid taxes on
his Pacific
Palisades home
40 GLOBE / October 2, 2017
Cosby spent a
fortune in his
trial, brought
by Andrea
Constand
Deadbeat owes $1.8M in taxes
as sex case costs skyrocket
cash to support his TV star life
— even as he battles to avoid
dying behind bars, the source
adds.
Cosby is spending $4 million a
year to maintain
posh digs in Pennsylvania,
Massachusetts,
Los
Angeles and Manhattan,
sources
reveal.
He pays about
$6.2 million annu-
ally to maintain a private jet he
used to shuttle from New England to his Pittsburgh trial, the
source adds.
On top of that, married Cosby
paid Constand $5 million in
a 2006 civil settlement “and
shelled out more than $10 million in hush money to several
women he’s cheated with,” the
source says. “He’s also fighting
his insurance company, which
balked at paying his legal bills.
“His back is up against the
wall.”
The singer says
she ran away to
escape the abuse
SINÉAD
É
TORTURED BY
SHE-DEVIL
MOTHER
TROUBLED singer Sinéad
O’Connor says she was
physically and sexually
abused by her own mother
before running away when
she was 13.
The 50-year-old hitmaker
is speaking out publicly for
the first time since her
recent mental breakdown on
social media — and claims
her meltdown stems from
the cruelty she endured as
a child.
“She was not well,” the
Nothing Compares 2 U
singer says of her mom,
Marie. “I would say she was
possessed although I’m
not sure I believe in such
things.
“She ran a torture chamber ... She was a person
who would smile and delight
when she was hurting you.
“She used to make me
say over and over again, ‘I
am nothing,’ while she was
beating me.”
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BEFORE
AFTER
BIG
BOOBS
VICTORIA BECKHAM
Despite inflating from an A tto a D cup iin 1999 — and plumping
up to a DD in 2001 — fashionista Victoria Beckham long insisted
she was “completely natural.” But the former Spice Girl, now
43, finally ‘fessed up in 2005 to having had surgery. She later
regretted her altered state and called her enhancements “torpedo
bazookas.” In a letter she penned to her 18-year-old self, the
current bearer of B cups advises: “Don’t mess with your boobs ...
Just celebrate what you’ve got.”
BEFORE
AFTER
YOLANDA HADID
The 53-year-old Reall Housewives
i
off Beverly Hills star — and
mother of supermodel sisters Gigi and Bella Hadid — had her
20-year-old leaky implants removed due to fears the silicone in
her system was worsening the symptoms of her Lyme disease.
The former model endured a seven-hour removal surgery that
was featured on the Bravo show in 2015 and insisted: “These
boobies never defined who I am as a woman.” She claims she’s
now implant-free.
42 GLOBE / October 2, 2017
GO BUST!
Celebs are downsizing
implants as fad fizzles
W
OMEN everywhere — including some famously
well-endowed stars — are saying ta-ta to giant
breasts, reversing the decades-old trend of
bodacious busts!
Those who have gone under the knife to acquire
more curves are refashioning their figures, including some
celebrities who have taken the leap toward less — either
downsizing or having their implants removed entirely, such
as ’80s sex kitten Tawny Kitaen.
As GLOBE reported in the Sept. 25 issue, O.J. Simpson’s
former flame regrets the six surgeries that left her breasts
“down to the bottom of my rib cage” and is saying “so long!”
to silicone.
Though the number of boob jobs keeps inflating
nationwide, most ladies looking for an upgrade are
now choosing a perky B cup or a sensible C, over
the long-desired Ds of pinups past —
and celebs are no different.
New Jersey-based surgeon Dr.
Brian Glatt says, “What we’re
GLOBE
seeing mostly now is that
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LATEST
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TRENDS
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EVERY
Here are some stars who deWEEK!
cided less was definitely more!
BEFORE
AFTER
BEFORE
ARIEL WINTER
ANNA FARIS
After filming the 2008 comedy The House Bunny, the Mom
star increased her bustline, going from a “negative-A cup to a
conservative B.” She recalls, “I was like ‘I’m turning 30.’ I wanted
to make a change. So I got my boobs done.” But she insists she
didn’t do it to bolster her career. “It had nothing to do with the
industry,” says the 40-year-old. At the time of her enhancement, Anna had just started dating future hubby Chris Pratt
— who she’s just split from. “[Chris] said, ‘I think your body is
perfect, but I think you should do whatever makes you happy.’ ”
AFTER
BEFORE
AFTER
PAMELA
ANDERSON
The former
“Baywatch”
bombshell had
buyer’s remorse
after she found
fame — thanks
in no small part
to her buxom
beach bod. But
in 1999, she
ditched her
giant implants
and deflated
from a 34D to
a 34C. At the
time, she said,
“It’s something I’ve been
wanting to do for a long time,
and I’m very happy with my
decision.” Pam says she regrets
her boosted bosom and insists
beauty comes from inner happiness. “Calm, peacefulness and
not-constant stress are very, very
important to feeling beautiful and
confident,” says the 50-year-old.
Modern Family star Ariel Winter is an all-natural beauty but
felt she was a little too blessed and saw a surgeon to go from
a 32F to a 34D in 2015 when she was only 17. “I remember
being in my sister’s wedding and being so flat and thinking,
I just wish I would grow boobs! And then overnight I did. But
then they kept growing and growing and growing, and it didn’t
seem like they were going to stop,” recalls the 19-year-old.
“I’m excited to finally actually feel confident and not just
appear confident.”
BEFORE
AFTER
SHARON OSBOURNE
Six years ago, Sharon took a hiatus from her gig cohosting daytime gabfest The Talk to deal with her busted
bosom. “One morning I woke up and one of my boobies was
kind of much longer than the other,” says the 64-yearold wife of former Black Sabbath singer Ozzy Osbourne.
Removal surgery revealed the suspect implant had “leaked
into the wall of my stomach.” Sharon’s replacements
reportedly saw her drop from a 34DD to a 34C, but she’s
thrilled with her new look and gushes, “I don’t feel like I
have a water bed laying on my chest anymore.”
October 2, 2017 / GLOBE 43
CELEBRITY NEWS
The funnyman’s revealing a
disturbing dark side
HOLLYWOOD
HEAD CA
CASES!
JIM CARREY SHOWS OFF
HIS SPLIT PERSONALITY
C
REEPY Jim Carrey acted like
a schizo nutcase when he
suddenly went from
a brain to a wacko
— babbling bizarre nonsense at the Big Apple’s celebstudded Fashion Week.
Currently tangled in shocking lawsuits accusing him of
giving his late galpal Cathriona White STDs and driving
her to suicide, the despicable
funnyman suddenly began
jabbering to a reporter.
“I don’t even believe that
you exist, but there is a wonderful fragrance in the air,” he
said. “I believe we’re a field of
energy dancing for itself.”
A week earlier, the 55-yearold Ace Ventura star seemed
a thoughtful egghead in a
new documentary about his
playing weirdo comic Andy
Kaufman in the 1999 flick
Man on the Moon.
Sources
believe
Jim’s
attempt to show he’s a brain
— and not a twisted weirdo —
is a ploy to win his lawsuits.
“Everyone’s buzzing that
the documentary is a very
44 GLOBE / October 2, 2017
WHY PACINO
MAKES RAY’S
SKIN CRAWL!
NUT
No. 1
NUT
No. 2
Cathriona White’s
suicide sparked
lawsuits for Carrey
deliberate move,” says a
source. “If people start to see
him as a sensitive artist, they
won’t think he could be the
kind of guy who would give
a girl an STD and then dump
her.”
Still, he admits in the documentary that he was “psychotic at times” playing
Kaufman.
RAY Romano
became a TV
superstar with
his nine-season hit,
Everybody Loves Raymond,
but he’s so terrified of acting with Hollywood heavyweights Al Pacino, Robert De
Niro and Joe Pesci that his
face is breaking out and he’s
running to the shrink.
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WOMEN SEEKING MEN
C A . 0 16 - 2 5 8 R e t i r e d
and divorced, 72 years
old, from Philippines. I’m
looking for a man ages 72,
75, 77, 78. That’s it. He
will be nice, loving, and
caring, honest and faithful.
I’m a good lady and hard
working and a good cook,
you would be luck y to
have a life with me. I’d like
to have a lover, happiness
for the rest of my life. I
own land and home in the
Philippines; we could go
on vacation. I’m 5’2” and
weigh 125 lbs. If you’re
interested, please write
with your recent photo
and cell phone. I’m ready
anytime. I would like from
Arizona or California. I
have been to Arizona two
times.
B A R B A D O S 0 16 - 2 6 5
Attractive, athletic, single
lady. Fun, loyal, confident,
trustworthy, adventurous.
Likes
gardening,
traveling, fashion shows,
horseracing, cooking,
the metaphysics music,
paranormal activities,
psychic phenomena,
astrology, painting, art,
movies, and hiking. Seek
gentleman for LTR. Photo,
phone.
FL. 016-270 Golden gal,
no gold. Mild disability.
ISO 63 plus, church
gentleman. Friendship,
possible future. NS. 34287
area.
FL. 016-273 I’m selfish,
I ’m im p at i e nt , I m ake
m i s t a k e s . I ’m o u t o f
control and at times hard
to handle at my worst.
You sure don’t deserve
me. Take a chance. SWF,
submissive, affectionate,
b u s t y, at t r a c t i ve,
s i n c ere, l oya l. Enj oys
the outdoors, traveling,
cooking, homebody, enjoy
pleasing, relocatable. No
kids, no drinking. Need
friendship, possibly more.
Photo, phone.
ABBREVIATION SAMPLES:
ISO......... In Search Of
LTR ........ Long Term
Relationship
M I . 0 16 - 2 74 P r e t t y
SBF, 61, looks 41. Good
hearted, 5’2, 105, don’t
smoke, so c ial drinker.
Seeks
committed
relationship with wealthy,
White/ Black /Asian /
Hispanic male, 42- 62.
Letter and phone. Serious
only.
TLC ........ Tender
Loving
Care
SBF ........ Single Black
Female
SWF ....... Single White
Female
TX. 016 -276 SBCF, 68,
ISO tr u e l ove. 6 9 -79.
Could it be you? ND/NS.
Serious replies only. Race
open. Will answer all.
SBM ....... Single Black
Male
ae
MEN SEEKING WOMEN
NC. 115- 018 84, WWM,
non-smoker, non-drinker,
no drugs. Financially
secure. Homes in North
Carolina mountains and
on a Florida river. ISO
W WF, licensed driver,
5 0 s -70 s . S u b m i s s i v e ,
obedient uninhibited.
Loves guidance, wearing
minimum clothing.
Discretion, safety
expected/assured.
Explore your aspirations!
Travel, tattoos, piercings.
Stability, not baggage.
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M N . 11 5 - 0 2 0 S W M ,
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C, SWM, 5’9”, respected,
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184 lbs., 57, mix. Don’t
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so full of hate, wouldn’t it matter. Number, please.
be wonderful to have true
TX. 115-028 Want to meet
love? I’m very kind, caring,
SWF, 40-63, LTR, marriage
loving, DWM. Let’s start minded, to relo c ate to
a life of happiness today! Texas. Am retired with
The best is yet to come. good retirement. I’m 5’9”,
Any age, race. Photo, 16 5 l b s ., b l o n d e h a ir,
phone please.
ow n h o m e i n c o u ntr y.
USA 115-023 WWM, nice, Passionate, romantic, and
5’8”, 180 lbs., 70, retired loving. Want loving lady to
M ili t ar y. K in d, g e nt l e, love and care for. I’m very
active, good health. You
honest. ISO nice country
will be happy, I promise.
girl. No baggage, please.
Let’s meet.
Letter with recent photo.
USA 115-029 Correctional
WI. 115-024 I am a single institute inmate. Wanted:
White male, 57. Dancing, female penpals, 40 to 70,
b o w l i n g , o r o l d c a r many interests, honest
showings. Classic music. friendships. Looks, race
P h o t o , p h o n e . L o n g unimportant, just caring.
term relationship. Must I’m a good man who made
a dumb mistake.
relocate. 25-40.
♥♥♥♥
SWM ...... Single White
Male
WWF...... White
Widowed
Female
BWM ...... Black
Widowed
Male
C ............ Christian
S ............Single
D ............Divorced
H ............Hispanic
spa c
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MISS...
CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM
Sun., Oct. 1, HBO, 10 p.m.
Larry David’s pioneering
comedy series returns for a
ninth season after a too-long
six-year break. Expect major
discomfort and laughs.
9JKL
(Series premiere)
Mon., Oct. 2, CBS, 8:30 p.m.
This exteme “family” sitcom
stars Mark Feuerstein as an
actor whose parents and
brother live in two separate
apartments. Acting great
Elliott Gould plays dad.
FINDING YOUR ROOTS
(Season 4 premiere)
Tues., Oct. 3, PBS, 8 p.m.
Explore the family trees of
the fabulous and famous.
This season’s guests include
Scarlett Johansson, Ted
Danson, Bryant Gumbel, Amy
Schumer, Christopher Walken
and more.
SCANDAL
Thurs., Oct. 5, ABC, 9 p.m.
(Season 7 premiere)
The final season of Shonda
Rhimes’ hit series finds Olivia
Pope (Kerry Washington)
and President Fitzgerald
Grant (Tony Goldwyn) inching closer to leaving the D.C.
viper pit for their Vermont
dreams.
48 GLOBE / October 2, 2017
TV’S BIGGEST
SPIN-OFF B
BOMBS!
C
BS IS hoping to spin some
magic with the September
debut of its high-profile Big
Bang Theory prequel, Young
Sheldon.
Given Big Bang Theory’s astounding run as TV’s top-rated
sitcom for seven years, all signs
point to success.
But GLOBE’s media mavens
remind us there are no guaran-
Young Sheldon’s Iain Armitage
with older Sheldon, Jim Parsons
tees in TV — as they unveil their
list of the worst small-screen
spin-offs of all time!
AfterMASH
Spun from: M*A*S*H
Set after the Korean
war, CBS’ AfterMASH
Christopher,
couldn’t win the fight
Morgan and
for viewers and ended
Farr found
in 1985, after filming 31
peacetime a
episodes.
struggle
“With Harry Morgan,
Jamie Farr and William
Alan Alda was the soul of
Christopher, this show had a
M*A*S*H. Without him, it was
lot of promise, but truthfully,
doomed to fail,” says a critic.
Joey
Spun from: Friends
Matt LeBlanc helmed
this much-publicized
2004 flop, which NBC
ended after 46 painful
episodes.
FACT
“Joey Tribbiani was
fun — when he was one of
six. But he was the weakest choice for a spin-off
because he was pretty
dull on his own,” another
critic fumes.
The Lone Gunmen
Spun from: The X-Files
Featuring the trio of quirky
conspiracy theorists from
FOX’s sci-fi hit, The Lone
Gunmen missed the mark,
ending after airing only 13
episodes in 2001.
“These characters added
a goofy twist to The
X-Files, but they weren’t
a super-strong ensemble
cast. Without Muller and
Scully, viewers were pretty
underwhelmed,” notes a TV
know-it-all.
Although Ariel Winter plays the resident braniac on Modern Family,
Nolan Gould, who portrays her brother Luke Dunphy, is an actual
genius: He graduated from high school at age 13 and is a member of
Mensa, the high-IQ society.
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B&B STAR SURVIVES SOAP MINEFIELD!
Marion Ross, Tom
Bosley, Erin Moran and
Scott Baio sunk fast in
Joanie Loves Chachi
Joanie Loves Chachi
Spun from: Happy Days
Scott Baio and Erin Moran hit
a sour note in this music-filled
spin-off, which ended in 1983
after only 17 shows.
“Happy Days writers penned
the first episodes, but when
they returned to the mother
show, this sitcom crashed and
burned,” says another televisionary.
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The Golden Palace
Spun from: The Golden Girls
This ’90s CBS show lasted 24 episodes,
ending in 1993, and featured three of the
four Golden Girls, who invest in a Miami
hotel.
“Golden Palace’s great sin was
changing the characters,” blasts our
know-it-all.
“Blanche became less vain, Rose grew
stronger and Sophia was actually nice!
trivia
1 On Voyage to the
Bottom of the Sea, what
was the name of the
research submarine?
2 Which TV series is
the first in history to be
screened in IMAX theaters?
3 Which show was almost
called Not the Cosbys?
ANSWERS
SCOTT Clifton (Liam, B&B)
lesson and had a completely
won the Daytime Emmy for
different work ethic from that
Lead Actor earlier this
point on. … I am a good
year, but he admits
employee now.” There
hitting some bumps
was one slight relapse,
in the road. “When
when he didn’t know
I was young
his lines. “I held
h
and stupid
up production,
and unaware
which cost the
that there
studio money,
were politics
and that was
involved in the
unprofessional,”
work environment, I
he
sighs. “That was
Clifton
made some politically
another experience
stupid choices,” he shares.
where I survived and I
Though he managed to stay
immediately learned my
employed, “I learned my
lesson of, ‘Never again.’ ”
Estelle Getty,
Rue McClanahan
& Betty White of
The Golden Palace
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STICK a fork in
HBO’s comedy
smash Veep, starring Julia Louis-Dreyfus. The series will end
in 2018, after its seventh season.
... Race-car driver and Bachelorette season eight runner-up Arie
Luyendyk Jr. will be in ABC’s
Bachelor driver seat. He’ll hand
out roses for season 22 starting
in January. … Magic School Bus
is being rebooted — and redrawn
— by Netflix. Fans flipped over
a video clip showing Ms. Frizzle
with a cute-as-button nose job.
WHEN fuller-figured Risa Dorken
auditioned for the role General Hospital’s
Amy, “It wasn’t in the breakdown that
she was curvy or chubby or overweight or
anything,” she recalls. But she says that
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entry per envelope can be awarded. Answers to this week’s puzzle will appear in the October 9, 2017, issue of GLOBE. No purchase necessary. Open to all U.S. residents 18 years and older. Allow 6-8 weeks to
receive winnings. GLOBE assumes no responsibility for late, misdirected or lost mail. All entries become the property of GLOBE. Odds of winning depend on the number of entries received. Void where prohibited by
law. Any information entrants provide to sponsor may be used to communicate with entrant for sponsor’s or third-party marketing purposes. Prize will be awarded in the form of a check. Check is valid for six months
from the date of issuance. If winner does not cash check within six months of date of issuance, check will be invalid, prize will be forfeited, and no alternate prize will be awarded.
56 GLOBE / October 2, 2016
COLLECTION
Custom editions starring
Jack, Sally, Oogie Boogie,
Zero, Lock, Shock
and Barrel, the Mayor,
Dr. Finklestein and more
High-quality glass is triplefired and ringed in 24K gold
Custom wooden display
with the scene of Jack and
Sally on Spiral Hill — a
$130 value — is yours at
significant savings!
Iconic golden logo on the
back of every edition
Toothpick holders are approximately 2¼" tall and are food safe. Wooden display case is yours for the same low price as a set of four editions and
measures 19 ¾" wide by 16 ¾" high. Hanging hardware included.
STRICTLY LIMITED AND ONLY FROM THE BRADFORD EXCHANGE—ORDER NOW!
24K gold rims
ring every edition!
Act now to acquire each 4-edition set in the Disney Tim Burton’s The Nightmare Before Christmas Collection for two
installments of $29.99, for a total issue price of just $59.99* per set. Your purchase is risk-free, backed by our 365day money-back guarantee and you may cancel at any time simply by notifying us. The display with movie artwork
ships third for the same price as a set of four editions. Send no money now. Mail the Reservation Application today!
*For information on sales tax you may owe to your state, go to bradfordexchange.com/use-tax
RESERVATION APPLICATION
©Disney
©2017 BGE
01-28082-001-EI
SEND NO MONEY NOW
Mrs. Mr. Ms.
Name (Please Print Clearly)
Address
9345 Milwaukee Avenue · Niles, IL 60714-1393
YES. Please reserve the Disney Tim Burton’s The Nightmare
Before Christmas Collection for me as described in this announcement.
Limit: one per order.
Please Respond Promptly
*Plus a total of $9.99 shipping and service per edition; see bradfordexchange.com
Limited-edition presentation restricted to 95 firing days.Display ships third. Please allow 4-8
weeks after initial payment for shipment. Sales subject to product availability and order
acceptance. Product subject to change.
FRIGHTFULLY EASY TO ORDER!
City
State
Zip
Email (optional)
904934-E21691
www . b ra dford excha ng e . c om /ni g ht ma reset
FUNNY PHOTO QUIZ
WIN
$100
Tell us why these pix DON’T
exactly match and win...
DID YOU
GUESS?
The mystery
woman on
page 47
is Cindy
Crawford, mom
of budding
model Kaia
Gerber. How
did you do?
58 GLOBE / October 2, 2017
There are three differences between these photos. If you spot
them correctly — and your entry is the first chosen at random —
GLOBE will send you $100. Simply identify the three differences
between the photographs in a letter or postcard and send it to us
at the address listed in the official rules on page 47.
GLOBE
WINNERS
MARY KAY GRAY of
Clarendon Hills, Ill., is
the winner of the week
34 grand prize in the
Spot the Differences
contest, and collects
the $150 award!
Mary Kay was
delighted with her
prize; she’s a frequent
GLOBE reader and
a regular puzzle
contestant.
This week could be
YOUR week to win:
Check out Spot the
Differences on page 39,
and see if you can find
what’s been changed
in the pictures (slight
differences in color
don’t count).
After you’ve found
the, send in your entry
by the deadline of Oct.
6, 2017.
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WINNER FOR WEEK #35 Eileen Faries, Philadelphia, Pa.
HOLLYWOOD
FLASHBACK
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CK
ODE TO
BOBBIE
GENTRY!
FEW stars have spun the aura of mystery — and privacy
— that surrounds Bobbie Gentry. Her massive 1967 hit,
Ode to Billie Joe, still has fans wondering what, exactly,
was thrown off the Tallahatchie Bridge and why Billie
Joe committed suicide. This image finds the Mississippi
native at the height of her career, around the time of
her other big hit, 1970’s Fancy. As you can see, Bobbie,
born Roberta Lee Streeter, had model looks to match
her musical brilliance. But in the late ‘70s, after three
short-lived marriages, the singer stopped performing
and released no new material, vanishing from public
life without a word of explanation! Rumor has it she
lives in seclusion in Tennessee, a short drive from the
Tallahatchie Bridge immortalized in her most
famous song.
Crafted in oh-so-soft silicone
for the ultimate in realism!
ª
Collector’s Edition Doll
Our signature
TrueTouch™ silicone is flexible
and moves naturally
Hand-painted features
and hand-rooted hair
Weighted to feel so real
in your arms
Her jumper
features a charming
ruffled bottom
Adding to her realism,
Ava is 18" long and poseable. This doll is not a toy,
but a fine collectible.
Adorable little Ava feels as real as she looks
9200 North Maryland Ave., Niles, Illinois 60714-1397
PLEASE RESPOND PROMPTLY
❒YES!
Please reserve the Ava Collector’s Edition
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City
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An exclusive offer — don’t miss out!
Apt. No.
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Ava by award-winning artist Linda Murray feels so lifelike that you’ll never want to put her down!
She’s crafted of TrueTouch™ silicone which feels as velvety soft and supple as a baby’s newborn skin.
Gently squeeze her adorably pudgy cheeks. Hold her and experience the full weight of her little body
in your arms. Admire the delicate hand-painting and her silky smooth hair rooted by hand. She is
just precious, with a soft cloth body that is perfect for cuddling.
Zip
03-02531-001-D98501
*Plus a total of $21.99 shipping and service; see ashtondrake.com. Please allow
2 to 4 weeks after initial payment for delivery. Sales subject to product availability
and order acceptance.
A one-of-a-kind doll by Linda Murray can sell for thousands. Silicone dolls are also highly valued
by collectors and can cost just as much. But Ava is yours for only $199.99*, payable in four easy
installments of $49.99, complete with a Certificate of Authenticity. This is a limited-time offer, and
your satisfaction is guaranteed for one full year. Order today!
*For information on sales tax you may owe to your state, go to ashtondrake.com/use-tax
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