SOFIA VERGARA’S DRUG SHAME! ¨ N ATION NATIONAL N AL Bizarre medical experiments save Jolie 76 LBS ANGIE BACK K FROM THE DEAD! D!! 111 LBS REVEALED! SECRET 9-STEP STRATEGY TRUMP’S PLAN FOR WORLD PEACE! How the Prez & Kushner MAY 22, 2017 got AMERICA’S GREATEST MINDS to solve th the he crisis What he REALLY TOLD Putin THERAPY FOR CRAZED CAMERON DIAZ SHOCKING PHOTOS BONUS! LUCKY BLUE DOT WILL CH ANGE YOUR LIFE FIRST TO KNOW CUCKOO CAMERON’S FALLING APART! F ADING Hollywood hottie Cameron Diaz has secretly turned to therapy in what friends said could be a last-ditch bid to save her shaky marriage, The National ENQUIRER can exclusively reveal. The “Bad Teacher” star, 44, stepped away from the spotlight after tying the knot with Good Charlotte rocker Benji Madden, 38, two years ago — and pals fear this could be to blame for her troubles. What’s more, ENQUIRER spies caught Benji sneaking in a lunch with gorgeous British pop star Jessie J — while Cameron visited a therapist’s office building! “Her career is on the back burner,” spilled an insider, “and it’s been years since she had a hit movie. “She’s turned to therapy, and it seems to be helping because she’s still going to sessions. “But it must be tough for Cameron not to be queen of the hill anymore, and not work at the pace she was used to.” The leggy blonde ruled the big screen in the ’90s with blockbuster comedy hits like “The Mask,” “My Best Friend’s Wedding” and “There’s Something About Mary.” After leaving the therapist building, Cameron appeared disoriented at a grocery store Frumpy ACTRESS IN THERAPY as stardom fades away Her last movie role was in the 2014 remake of “Annie” — and The ENQUIRER recently caught Cameron making a hush-hush visit to a Los Angeles building that houses numerous therapists and counselors. Afterward, as these photos obtained exclusively by The ENQUIRER reveal, the “Sex Tape” star looked dreary-eyed and disheveled in faded jeans and a baggy gray T-shirt. Her hair was sloppily twisted into an untidy bun as she pushed her shopping cart. Adding to Cameron’s problems, her dream of starting a family has gone nowhere, insiders said. “She’s desperate for a baby, but SPOTTED LEAVING THERAPIST’S OFFICE CAM’S CAR Within this office building is The Matrix Institute, a rehabilitation center, right EXCLUSIVE Pages 30-31 2 NATIONAL ‘BAYWATCH’ BABE’S AMAZING TRANSFOR MAY 22, 2017 017 THE ONLY PUBLICATION WITH THE GUTS TO TELL IT LIKE IT IS THEN SPOTTED SHOPPING LOOKING OUT OF IT ON APRIL 27 instead she’s become a stepmother figure to all her friends’ kids,” snitched a pal. Indeed, many of Cameron’s BFFs are moms. “That must hurt,” said the insider. “Cameron seems to have lost so much of her independence, and that was the source of her self-esteem.” Her self-esteem would have suffered another blow after learning Benji was spending more time with Jessie J recently, as they huddled at a table for two in a low-key restaurant. The couple’s lunch rendezvous comes after The ENQUIRER revealed how an irate Cameron erupted over Benji cozying up to Jessie J. “Cameron is furious over how close Benji and Jessie have gotten,” revealed an insider at the time. Jessie J had posted a picture of herself with Benji on Instagram with the message: “Me and my fav rolling @benjaminmadden I LOVE YOU!” She’s signed to Benji and twin brother Joel Madden’s management company, MDDN, and she appeared with the brothers as a coach on “The Voice Australia.” Speaking at the time about the signing, Jessie J said: “You find your husband, you find your managers ... they’re like the two highest roles in life.” Last October, The ENQUIRER published photos of Cameron and Benji in a late-night smackdown outside Sunset Strip’s tony Standard Hotel after what appeared to be a massive argument. “Things between them definitely seemed tense,” a shocked spywitness said at the time. “Cam’s eyes were bloodshot, as if she’d just been crying over something Benji said!” Now Cameron has to be terrified Benji’s “business” with Jessie J will turn into monkey business! “Cam has warned Benji he’s skating on thin ice, and she wants Jessie to back off,” dished a source. NE Jessie and Benji were alone at a cozy spot on April 28 ENQUIRER EXCLUSIVE ❱❱ DREARY-EYED AND DISHEVELED MEANWHILE ... HUBBY BENJI WENT OUT WITH JESSIE J RMATION – EN ENQUIRER NQUIRER GOES INSIDE THE ER! NQ ❱❱ WWW.NATIONALENQUIRER.COM MAY 22, 2017 NATIONAL 3 FIRST TO KNOW Marriage sparked an ugly split for Caitlyn and Ellen Cait & Ellen GAY MARRIAGE SMACKDOWN! Jenner BANNED from show over HOT BUTTON ISSUE CAITLYN JENNER is locked from members of the LGBTQ in a hissy fit feud with Ellen community.” DeGeneres — over gay marriage “Ellen’s appearance on ‘The — and sources close to the TV Howard Stern Show,’ where host told The National ENQUIRER in my mind she even more the transsexual icon will never emphatically took what I said again appear on the show! out of context, made it go viral.” The two have sparred over the That set Ellen fuming, said our issue since 2015, when Caitlyn insider, who reported: “She does declared on Ellen’s talk nnot want Caitlyn on the show marriage should be sshow — ever!” a man and a woman. Caitlyn said Ellen’s Ellen, who’s gay and iinterview distorted how married to actress hher views have evolved. Portia de Rossi, later “I’ve really changed PORTIA told shock jock Howard thinking here, to I don’t th DE ROSSI ever want to stand in front Stern that Caitlyn’s view was “confusing” — sparking a of anybody’s happiness.” viral firestorm! A still steaming Caitlyn tried Caitlyn used her new to clear the air again during a memoir, “Secrets Of My Life,” “20/20” interview with Diane to strike back, writing, “this Sawyer, insisting: “I am 100 discussion further alienated me percent behind gay marriage.” YOU READ IT HERE FIRST! THE ENQUIRER HAS M0RE EXCLUSIVES THAN ANY OTHER MAGAZINE 4 NATIONAL MAY 22, 2017 Jen kicks him out as he FIGHTS TO STAY SOBER B 2016 LEARY-EYED and moving trucks balding Ben Affleck is outside Ben’s unrecognizable in this now presumably shocking and tragic former family photo of the oncehome in Pacific handsome star as he descends Palisades, Calif. into a booze-soaked oblivion! Our on-scene The startling image was source said burly men spent snapped by a National ENQUIRER the day loading up a large white photographer soon after the truck with what are thought to fading “Justice League” star, be Ben’s belongings — while the 44, completed a “booze boot sad-faced star supervised. camp” in a last-ditch bid to save As The ENQUIRER reported, his doomed marriage to Ben and Jen — the mother Jennifer Garner, 45. oof his three children, “Ben looks aages 11, 8 and bloated and 5 — split two clammy!” tattled yyears ago amid a source. aallegations Ben “He doesn’t hhad cheated seem to be oon her with getting enough tthe kids’ sleep. nnanny, Christine Jen, with nanny, “All that muscle Ouzounian. O manages the kids he put on for Since then, Ben ‘Justice League’ has hhas been holed up in gone to fat by the looks of a “man cave” guesthouse him. He’s even got a paunch! We on the family’s estate, as he and fear he could relapse!” Jen desperately tried to work Sadly, the shot came only one out their issues. As sources told day before The ENQUIRER spied us, Jen had even packed Ben off PAGE 8 TOM JONES RAPE SCANDAL! The drunk singer roughed up a 14-year-old fan and stole her virginity, according to the nowgrown woman whose life was destroyed! BEN GETS THE BOOT! NOW While leaving church on April 30, Ben looked pitiful to “booze boot camp” to try to save the marriage. It was Ben’s second stint in rehab for alcohol addiction. But on April 13, the troubled couple finally called it quits and officially filed for divorce. “Deep down, Ben thinks they’ll reconcile,” dished our source. “But he’s deluded! Getting back with Jen is a fantasy he’s clinging to. He doesn’t seem to get that they’re done. “Jen stood by him for their children, and out of respect for their marriage, but it’s over. She’s ready to live her own life.” The couple has vowed to remain friendly for their kids, sources said, and put on a show of family solidarity as they went to church with Violet, Seraphina ❱❱ ‘GETTING BACK WITH JEN IS A FANTASY’ OBAMA GAY REVELATION! A shocking new tellall book about former President Barack Obama includes stunning claims he is secretly gay and hiding the truth! PAGE 23 and Samuel on April 30 — the day this shocking photo was snapped. But “Batman v Superman” star Ben looked like he’d just come off a bender, while Jen was glowing. “Jen looks fantastic — a ray of light! She hasn’t looked so good in months!” gushed a pal. “Filing for divorce has done wonders for her. It’s like a huge weight has been lifted off her shoulders. “It’s time for her to move on — and for Ben to grow up!” NE MOVING O G MOMENT O A crew packed up Ben’s belongings at the family estate PAGE 26 IT’S ALREADY RIPA VS. RYAN! Within days of their official pairing, Kelly Ripa and Ryan Seacrest are in all-out war behind the scenes of their “Live” morning gabfest. AN UGLY END FOR ‘AIRWOLF’ Hunky Jan-Michael Vincent’s star turn as a helicopter pilot made him one of the biggest heartthrobs of the ’80s. Wait till you see him now! PAGE 36 FIRST TO KNOW SAVES WALKING CORPSE ANGIE’S LIFE! A Skeletal star at death’s door before SECRET PROCEDURE NGELINA N GELIN NA JOLIE hhas miraculously bounced back from the brink of death thanks to a battery of experimental procedures — including a gonzo “sheep placenta” treatment! The National ENQUIRER has learned the once-skeletal and sickly actress secretly underwent the oddball therapy during multiple visits to a mysterious clinic in Sweden. “It’s incredible!” an insider exclusively spilled. “Not only does Angie look 10 years younger, she’s gained 35 pounds!” Despite speculation the 41-year-old actress relied on cosmetic surgery to upgrade her ghastly appearance, sources swore she h owedd hher sparkling kli new look to the revolutionary procedures. “She’s been getting experimental live cell treatments that have totally boosted her immune system,” dished a close pal of the “Maleficent” star. “It’s also helped her gain weight A now-radiant Angelina Jolie and her kids COMING CLEAN NATIONAL THEN At 76 pounds, Angie was dangerously frail BRAD’S IN Brad admi admitted itted he was “boozing too much” and needed to turn his life around — which he’s done with the help of Alcoholics Anonymous meetings! 6 andd bbalance l hher hhormone llevels, l improved her skin pallor and boosted her collagen, which is why she looks younger.” Bizarrely, The ENQUIRER has learned the controversial regimen included “placenta therapy,” in which a bioactive cell from a sheep’s placenta is administered in either pill, cream or injectable form for cosmetic purposes. As The ENQUIRER reported, the Oscar-winner plummeted to a rail-thin 76 pounds as she waged a bitter divorce and custody battle with Brad Pitt. “She was catching every cold and flu, and her digestive system was barely functioning, so she wanted to look into what was going on in her gut,” confided the friend. MAY 22, 2017 HUMBLED Brad Pitt has taken another brave step in his battle to beat booze by secretly attending Alcoholics Anonymous meetings! In a bombshell new interview, the 53-year-old actor admitted he quit drinking six months ago and his toxic divorce from Angelina Jolie felt like “a death.” “When I started my family … I was boozing too much,” he confessed, saying he even smoked the occasional “spliff.” The National ENQUIRER was first to report in February that Brad had gone into treatment for his addiction issues. A source said at the time he’d spent $15,000 on a five-night sober retreat inside a private suite at Casa Del Mar in Santa Monica and attended a Narcotics Anonymous party on Jan. 22. Now Brad has quietly been THE ONLY PUBLICATION WITH THE GUTS TO TELL IT LI LIKE IKE IT IS NOW “All her friends in London were saying Sweden was the place to go for an innovative solution.” Inspired by actor Michael J. Fox, who’s long battled Parkinson’s disease, Angelina looked into Sweden’s worldfamous Karolinska Institutet in the Stockholm area, where cell therapy is used for research into cancer, Parkinson’s and a host of other ailments. “Angie and Mike aren’t close friends, but she knows he donates to the Karolinska medical university and was given a doctorate by the institute,” said her close pal. The “Salt” star asked her confidante, British politician Baroness Arminka Helic, “to make discreet inquiries on her behalf, and a few calls later, she was on her way to Sweden,” added the spy. According to sources, Angie has been making hush-hush visits to a small clinic associated with the institute’s medical university. The mother of six secretly flew into Sweden in February from Cambodia, where she promoted “First They Killed My Father.” She flew there again in March after giving a speech in Geneva. Besides the live cell treatments, Angie also received treatments for her digestive system and gut, sources tattled. She looks radiant with an extra 35 pounds! ENQUIRER EXCLUSIVE N AA! YOU READ IT HERE FIRST! ❱❱ W WWW.NATIONALENQUIRER.COM N N EURO TRIP Angelina got medical help in Sweden “There were concerns the lining of her intestine was becoming porous, so she wasn’t processing food properly,” revealed her friend. “If untreated she could have had issues with diabetes or celiac disease down the line. She’s had a total diet overhaul with the help of her Swedish doctors and she’s been taking medication for gastroparesis [paralysis of the stomach muscles], which is what they think was causing the nausea she suffered.” According to New York–based internist Dr. Stuart Fischer, “Live cell treatment is a rejuvenating procedure in which live healthy cells are injected into the patient, regenerating existing cells and stimulating the immune system.” Her close friend added, “It’s been a miracle cure! Angie’s T cells have been boosted and she swears she hasn’t had a sniffle in months. “That’s not bad for someone that we believed was a walking cadaver!” Puts life back together at SECRET SOBER SESSIONS attending AA meetings in celebstudded Malibu. An insider told The ENQUIRER: “He recently attended a men’s group that meets on the Pacific Coast Highway. “He sits in the back with his cap pulled down, as if he doesn’t want to draw attention to himself. “He hasn’t shared his story yet, but he’s [been] friendly to anyone who’s approached him to wish him luck. He’s very gracious and will simply say thank you.” Another source revealed: “Brad’s in a much better place now. He’s grateful for all the support he’s getting from friends, family and strangers. “It’s a weight off his shoulders to finally come clean, and he hopes his newfound clarity and sobriety will help repair his relationship with Angelina.” NE NOW A slimmed-down Brad was all smiles as he entered his studio MAY 22, 2017 NATIONAL 7 FIRST TO KNOW CURVY COUGAR MARIAH GOES ON THE PROWL! A BLOATED Mariah Carey was busting out of a leather getup on a recent night in West Hollywood — and needed to be eased into her car at night’s end! As these world exclusive images obtained by The National ENQUIRER reveal, the saucy songbird, 47, started the evening as a train wreck and ended a visit to hot spot Catch much the worse for wear. The ENQUIRER reported in our last issue Mariah is mulling a reunion with ex-husband Nick Cannon, the former “America’s Got Talent” host, 36, and the pair have been spotted together all over town. That’s good news for Mariah, who’s been unlucky in love. After her breakup with Aussie billionaire James Packer, Mariah soothed herself with rebound boy toy Bryan Tanaka, 34, and — based on her bountiful figure — no shortage of snacks! But with her appetite finally appeased, Mariah kicked the dancer to the curb after less than five months and is now solo. There is no doubt the hit-making diva thinks she’s a massive star — and we’d have to agree! 8 NATIONAL COLD CA I WAS The “Dreamlover” singer’s outfit is the stuff of nightmares! ORNA KIESEL The alleged victim was 14 I Mariah needs a hand from a good stylist! MAY 22, 2017 N A sleazy sex ... AND TODAY scandal with eerie echoes of Billl Cosb Cosby’s ’s depraved behavior, pop icon Tom Jones has been accused of raping a 14-year-old girl after plying her with booze! The National ENQUIRER exclusively spoke to the alleged victim, who detailed the horrifying abuse she said she suffered more than 40 years ago at the hands of the “What’s New Pussycat?” singer. Jones, 76, was recently widowed after nearly 60 years of marriage. What’s more, The ENQUIRER has ALSO obtained a damning photograph of the alleged victim smiling alongside the sneering superstar — snapped on Jones’ hotel balcony the same day as the alleged assault! Insiders said the seamy allegation may derail the legacy of the Welshborn Sir Tom! The victim — identified as 55-year-old Orna Kiesel — told The ENQUIRER her charges against the Brit icon are now the subject of an official South African investigation. She told cops Jones picked her and a 13-year-old friend out of the crowd at his Cape Town concert THE ONLY PUBLICATION WITH THE GUTS TO TELL IT LIKE IT IS ASE POLICE PROBE SHOCKING CHARGE: Y RAPED BY TOM JONES! ‘Sex Bomb’ sleazeball STOLE MY VICTIM VIRGINITY when I was 14 TELLS ALL! in March 1976 and invited the girls to in ccome to his hotel the nnext day. When they did, Orna told police the “Delilah” singer’s bodyguard separated them, and she was led uup to Jones’ sixth-floor suite at the rrenowned President Hotel. She met several people there, iincluding the star’s backup singer, and Jones emerged from the bedroom in only a white bathrobe. “He offered me Dom Pérignon Champagne,” Orna recalled. “I didn’t know what it was at the time. It looked like soda … Then he gave me another glass and was telling me how lovely I was.” That’s when things turned sinister. “Before I knew it … He had me down on the bed in one fell swoop!” Orna recalled. “His gown was off. I was wearing a jumpsuit. He zipped it down, and what had started as affectionate and safe, almost, was ... painful and forceful, not comfortable. “I was confused and couldn’t understand where the pain was coming from. It was just beyond me. I was very numb and found that I could not move. “All I heard repetitively as he was pinning me down was: ‘Relax, relax — it won’t hurt if you relax.’” Looking back, Orna said: “Those words have just stuck with me over the years. In my mind, I was completely confused about how to process this. Was it a good thing or bad thing? “It affected my life thereafter.” Ashamed, Orna kept her story secret for nearly 40 years. She finally emailed her allegations to Scotland Yard in 2013 — only to be told it was out of their jurisdiction because the alleged assault occurred in South Africa. Her claims were passed on to the South African Police Service, and a new investigation was launched there in April. A South African police spokesman said: “This office can confirm an investigation has been conducted regarding a rape case reported during 2014. It is still under investigation.” A lawyer in the city where the rape allegedly occurred said: “The alleged victim is a credible witness with excellent recall of the facts.” NE TOM JONES: UNDER INVESTIGATION SHOCKING CHARGES! ENQUIRER WORLD EXCLUSIVE OFFICIAL DOCUMENTS A love note from the star ❱❱ WWW.NATIONALENQUIRER.COM BIG $$$ FOR CELEBRITY STORIES CALL 1-800-645-4708 TIPS @N ATIO NAL ENQ UIR ER.C MAY 22, 2017 NATIONAL OM 9 FIRST TO KNOW Dealing, ADDICTION AND MURDER scar Colombian beauty S EXPOT Sofia Vergara has been covering up a shameful drug past! The National ENQUIRER has learned the “Modern Family” mom’s drug-dealer brother was shot to death in their native Colombia — and she gave up on another brother when he couldn’t kick his crippling drug habit! Sofia, 44, moved to the U.S. in 1994 with her son, Manolo, 24, after divorcing her childhood sweetheart. But her older brother, Rafael, stayed behind in Baranquilla, and was gunned down on the street when he was just 26 years old. “We come from a successful family amily and knew he was a target for kidnapping,” Sofia said. “He always had bodyguards. Then one day he went out alone and was shot dead. I was devastated.” But Rafael was a drug dealer, according to a source, and was Sofia HIDES ES DARK DRUG DR RUG PAST! S Vergara’s rise to fame has been fraught with family tragedy killed by “somebody who owed him money. It was cheaper for them to kill him than pay the debt.” Although Sofia has stayed away from drugs, they were “prevalent in the Vergara family,” an insider him before he was deported to tattled. Colombia in 2011. Her younger brother, Julio, “To see somebody dying over became addicted to crack cocaine 10 years, little by little, that’s the while living in south worst punishment,” she Florida, and was reflected. arrested nearly Sofia and other family OFFICIAL members “kept finding him 30 times. DOCUMENTS on the streets of Miami,” A heartbroken Sofia tried to help said an insider. “They were tired of helping him because he kept falling into the same place.” ENQUIRER EXCLUSIVE LITTLE BROTHER JULIO GWYNETH EX HOT FOR HER PAL CHARLIZE! Dad of two Chris wrote a song for pretty Charlize 10 NATIONAL COLDPLAY rocker Chris Martin has the hots for ex-wife Gwyneth Paltrow’s close pal Charlize Theron! “They’ve been friends for years because of Gwyneth, but now Chris is trying to ratchet things up into a full-blown romance,” spilled a source. The Brit music man even wrote a song for tthe star and serenaded her at her charity ffundraiser in Newport Beach on April 29! His lyrics included the line: “The purpose of H tthis song / Is to tell you that you’re adored.” Chris, 40, has been crushing on Charlize, 441, for months, sources said, and that’s left MAY 22, 2017 Gwyneth feeling frozen out! “Gwyneth and Charlize were very close, and this development makes things more than a little awkward,” snitched an insider. Chris and Gwyneth “consciously uncoupled” in 2014. Now he and Charlize — mom to two adopted tots — “are a match made in heaven,” added another source. “They’re both single parents juggling busy careers, and they’re both passionate about charity work. The only surprising thing about their blossoming relationship is that it didn’t happen sooner!” NE Awkward! Charlize was close to Chris’ ex-wife THE ONLY PUBLICATION WITH THE GUTS TO TELL IT LIKE IT IS ! S T O H S HOT gh the ENQU Hollywood throu IRER lens WHEN? May 1 WHERE? Burbank WHAT? Former “That ’70s Show” co-stars Ashton Kutcher and Danny Masterson had a spot of fun on “The Ellen DeGeneres Show” promoting their Netflix sitcom “The Ranch.” WHEN? May 1 WHERE? NYC WHAT? “Beauty and the Beast” star Emma Watson took a springtime stroll with her rumored boyfriend, tech entrepreneur William “Mack” Knight. WHEN? May 3 WHERE? Gloucester WHAT? Kate Middleton, the Duchess of Cambridge, showed off her maternal side as she fed Stinky, a hand-reared lamb at Farms for City Children in southwest England. WHEN? May 2 WHERE? NYC WHAT? Just one day after her glamorous appearance at the Met Gala, Kendall Jenner dressed down for a fluffy photo shoot with The Muppets. ❱❱ WWW.NATIONALENQUIRER.COM WWW W NATION NALENQUIRER WIN H! CA$ VE THE SOL RE R ENQUI N PAGE 52 ’S SS O COLORCRO COULD WIN! U O Y D AN MAY 22, 2017 NATIONAL 11 ROB SHUTER BETTE NOT SPEAKING TO ‘DOLLY’ CAST! IT’S very quiet backstage at the megahit Broadway musical “Hello, Dolly!” — Bette Midler is refusing to speak to anyone! “Bette does not talk when she is offstage,” an insider told Straight Shuter. “Bette is on total vocal rest when she is not performing. Doing seven shows a week in a role as big as ‘Dolly’ is very straining on her vocal cords, and the only way she can give everything on stage is to be silent when she is off. She’s a total professional, and everyone in her cast understands.” So don’t come knocking on her dressing room door wanting to chat! NEWS Kelly has gone to rehab seven times! 12 NATIONAL NO MORE FREEBIE BRIEFS FOR BIEBS! JUSTIN BIEBER’S underwear was recently spotted drying on the balcony of his luxury hotel — and only Straight Shuter knows why. “Justin no longer gets free underwear from Calvin Klein. His deal ended in December when he decided to pursue other options,” a snitch revealed. “After the deal ended so did the unlimited supply of briefs. Which might explain why we recently spotted the laundry drying.” Justin — you can afford new underwear! Although, we all know you like to go commando! I might have to go commando! VISIT NAUGHTY GOSSIP.COM FOR MORE SCOOP! REHAB FEARS FOR Her new BAD-BOY ROCKER has druggie past! E X-WILD CHILD Kelly Osbourne has flipped for a rocker with a drug-filled history — and friends fear she’ll spiral back into addiction! The former “Fashion Police” co-host, 32, is sober after seven MAY 22, 2017 rehab stays and two stints in a mental institution. But The National ENQUIRER has learned her new squeeze, Mario Cuomo — not the late Guv, but lead singer of up-and-coming band The Orwells — was charged with possession of marijuana and drug paraphernalia in Elmhurst, Ill. in October 2012. And pals fear hooking up with Mario, 23, could put her on the road to ruin! “This guy is a real bad seed. He’s the last type of character Kelly should be dating,” a snitch dished to The ENQUIRER. THE ONLY PUBLICATION WITH THE GUTS TO TELL IT LIKE IT IS PEOPLE MAG EDITS OUT IVANKA! What’s up, Doc? 24 CARROT GOLD Kristen Stewart and her girlfriend enjoyed munching carrots while strolling in New Orleans. “Twilight” girl, you just made our day! IVANKA TRUMP is one of the most beautiful and powerful women in America, but the snobs at People magazine wouldn’t even consider her for their tired “Most Beautiful” feature! “A lot of names were debated until Julia Roberts won the ‘Most Beautiful’ cover again. But one name that was missing was Ivanka Trump,” a source told Straight Shuter. “She wasn’t even an option to get on the cover. It is not just looks that determine who gets the cover. Also considered are how relevant you are and what you have been up to lately. They like to pick someone who is being talked about a lot and has a lot of buzz around them. Arguably, no one has more buzz around him or her this year than Ivanka. It was surprising her name didn’t come up at all.” Jess Cagle, editorial director at People, told Straight Shuter only Hollywood celebrities are considered. I guess that’s why they had to settle on Julia Roberts … again. Sure, the woman is still pretty — but she doesn’t have much else going on! NEW! sexy glow head to toe Get younger looking skin and that healthy, spa-like glow right in your own home with Spin Spa! for body 5 Spa Attachments • Cleaning brush • Massage head • Scrubbing head • Mesh sponge • Pumice stone for face M • Clear radiant skin • Pure deep cleaning • Leaves skin smooth R KELLY! “But she has major feelings for him and won’t listen to any of the warnings.” Kelly’s friends are “right to fear for her sobriety,” addiction expert Lee Heiligman, CEO of Clean Path Behavioral Health, told The ENQUIRER. “Even if he respects her ❱❱ WWW.NATIONALENQUIRER.COM sobriety, there’s an influence that can impact her recovery. It’s definitely a recipe cippe pe for foor a doomed relationship and also threatens her sobriety.” NE ® MUG SHOT Mario Cuomo was arrested on drug charges Bed Bath & Beyond, CVS, Rite Aid, Walgreens, and Walmart TRUE CRIME Cristie’s body was chopped up at her home and thrown into a stove THE KILLER KILLER THE CORPSES! J USTICE has finally been served for a body at her home and then took it back to his reality TV star, her husband and their trailer to burn. He dismembered J.T.’s body at the unborn child — all brutally murdered trailer and burned it, too. and callously incinerated by their “Because there are no surviving witnesses heartless neighbor! and Jason Owens had exclusive control of the Cristie Codd, who in 2012 appeared on crime scene for several days, and he had nearly “Food Network Star,” was killed in 2015, along completed the gruesome project of cremating with spouse J.T. and a soon-to-arrive baby, his victims’ remains, we will never know many of to be named Skylar, by the facts surrounding the handyman Robert Jason Codds’ deaths,” lamented Owens, who claimed to District Attorney Todd have accidentally run Williams. the young North Carolina Owens was a suspect couple over with his truck. 17 years ago in the Panicked by the thought presumed murder of of jail, Owens, 37, cut up 18-year-old Zebb Quinn, the corpses and chucked whose body has yet to be the remains into his recovered. trailer’s wood stove! Asked why he didn’t THE VICTIMS He has been sentenced seek help after striking TV chef Cristie and to a minimum of 59½ the Codds, Owens said he husband J.T. perished years for the killings. wasn’t allowed to drive After charring the corpses, Owens sent text and feared getting locked up. He also claimed to messages from Cristie’s phone explaining she have tried to save Cristie’s life before she died. and J.T., 45, were not well. He then shamelessly But Cristie’s family didn’t want to hear excuses. profited off their death by selling some of their “We can only hope that he suffers for the personal belongings! remainder of his life on Earth and again as he Owens told police he dismembered Cristie’s rots in hell,” they said in a statement. 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Name (Please Print Clearly) City State Zip E-Mail (Optional) 01-23564-001-E96601 NEWS TRAS TRASHES NAZANIN BONIADI Actress recruited by church TELLS ALL ABOUT ABUSE! T OM CRUISE is an unpredictable despot, prone to “temper tantrums” and “violent tendencies” that make life a living hell for the people around him! That’s the implication of a top-secret FBI file uncovered by The National ENQUIRER, where the dark secrets of the actor’s rumored relationship with fellow Scientologist Nazanin Boniadi appear to be brought to light at last, in a long-buried FBI report that could be devastating for his public image. As The ENQUIRER reported last week, a highly confidential FBI file reveals the agency launched a “human trafficking” investigation into the controversial organization on Oct. 5, 2009. As part of the ensuing investigation, agents crisscrossed the country seizing “property” and speaking to former and current Scientologists. By all accounts, one of those witnesses was Iranian-American ENQUIRER EXCLUSIVE 16 NATIONAL MAY 22, 2017 actress Nazanin Boniadi. Boniadi has never publicly confirmed her participation in the probe, but Vanity Fair, the Tampa Bay Times and other Scientology critics have repeatedly cited sources saying she did. And although all of the names in the FBI file obtained by The ENQUIRER were redacted by the agency before their release, their censors happened to miss one instance of Nazanin’s nickname, “NAZ,” in a witness report filled with contextual clues that all but confirm it was her — suggesting Scientology auditioned her to be Cruise’s girlfriend, leading her down a frightening path to her worst nightmare. Both Cruise’s rep and the Church of Scientology have denied that Boniadi was ever auditioned to be his partner. Indeed, church rep Karin Pouw said in 2013 that the church had no record of the FBI investigation ever taking place! But according to the case file obtained by The ENQUIRER, FBI agents in Los Angeles met with a female Scientologist named “Naz” on Jan. 8, 2010. By a young age, she “had risen to … status in Scientology and was working with the Office of Special Affairs,” the report states. Soon, she “traveled to the United Kingdom to see [an unnamed Scientologist] receive the [Freedom] Medal of Valor from the church.” Cruise was reportedly awarded that medal in London in 2004. When she returned to the U.S., Naz was told “she was being considered for a special project … [to] help Scientology,” the FBI agent recounted. She “was not aallowed to know aany specifics about tthe project and was nnot allowed to tell aanyone.” Naz “was put tthrough a month oof security cchecks, auditing aand interviews,” aaccording to the HIS EXES THROUGH THE YEARS! REBECCA DE MORNAY PATTI SCIALFA CHER MIMI ROGERS THE ONLY PUBLICATION WITH THE GUTS TO TELL IT LIKE IT IS BRIDE S CRUISE! report. “The interviews were often video recorded. The church wanted to make sure there was nothing unfavorable in her background.” They also probed her on her beliefs about “relationships,” the report states. After a month, Naz was told her “preparations were complete,” and she was brought to a building where she found herself “alone” with the same Scientologist who had been awarded the Freedom Medal in London. Following that meeting, she was “presented with a confidentiality agreement and told … if she did not sign then she would never see” someone important to her again. She signed it and became the girlfriend of that award-winning Scientologist. They moved in together, and Scientology went Hollywood in the ’90s Tom Cruise cozies up to church leader David Miscavige she was told “her entire purpose was to make [him] happy,” the report states. “At the beginning of the relationship [he] was very romantic, but as the relationship progressed [he] began to have temper tantrums,” and worse, ““to show violent tendencies,” i ” tthe agent wrote in the report. The relationship ended not llong after a frightening vacation iincident, and Naz “began writing a story based on her w experience with” that man. “As a result” of her speaking out, the report states, she was “yelled at” and “placed on the Rehabilitation Project Force (RPF),” where she was forced “to dig ditches at midnight and scrub floor tiles in both the m men’s and women’s bathrooms. She was placed on a curfew, S [[security] checked and escorted eeverywhere she went.” She “was no longer allowed tto speak to anyone,” the agent rrecounted. Naz “began to feel as if she were a criminal” and was w ““threatened with being declared a suppressive person and bbanned from speaking to her parents again.” Ultimately, she “feels she was a victim of white slavery because she traveled across state lines under false pretenses,” the agent recounted. Naz wrote a letter giving the church the opportunity to respond to “what happened to her,” the agent recounted, but she “never received a reply.” Although a Scientologist at the time of her witness interview, she said she intended “to separate from the church,” and by all accounts, she did. For more disturbing details about the FBI’s investigation and the infamous Scientology punishment center, “The Hole,” pick up next week’s issue of The National ENQUIRER! NE DISCUSS firstname.lastname@example.org WHAT DO YOU THINK? 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OFFICIAL DOCUMENTS 20 NATIONAL SAVE THE MAY 22, 2017 RESIDENT Donald Trump now has in his possession a topsecret, nine-point plan to achieve peace in our time — and The National ENQUIRER has obtained a copy of the explosive document. In the six months since Election Day, a super-secret think tank of America’s best and brightest have convened on the eighth floor of a nondescript building in the Washington, D.C. suburb of Alexandria, Va. They all possess top-secret security clearances, or better — and have sworn to keep the project, code-named “OLIVE BRANCH,” on an extreme hushhush basis. They have toiled in secret to arrive at a consensus and form a comprehensive strategy to inform the president’s global approach. What’s more, sources told The National ENQUIRER President Trump’s own son-in-law and senior White House adviser Jared Kushner presided over the secret meetings. Below is a summary of what we have discovered — much of which casts many of the president’s unorthodox approaches to foreign policy in a revolutionary new light. “People think he’s crazy,” said the source, who provided us with the document. “Crazy like a fox!” THE MADMAN THEORY Richard Nixon once tried this approach during peace negotiations with North Vietnamese leaders, telling Henry Kissinger to inform his counterpart that the president was mad and intent on bombing the country to smithereens! But as the Olive Branch document stated: “The president is uniquely positioned as an unknown quantity to succeed where Nixon failed, to project a persona suggestive of unpredictable, even erratic, behavior on the world stage. “This will deter America’s enemies from provocation since they will not know how the president will react.” OFFICIAL DOCUMENTS Members of the Trump camp have secretly met in a similar building THE ONLY PUBLICATION WITH THE GUTS TO TELL IT LIKE IT IS IRER WORLD EXCLUSIVE PLAN TO WORLD! ALLIANCES The Trump-dozer has taken A LOT of flak for talking down NATO and other alliances. But The ENQUIRER has learned there is more than meets the eye to the president’s approach. In fact, as our source said, it’s all part of the plan. n. President Donald Trump has a plan to keep the U.S. safe! “The president should look to moderately destabilize alliances without irrevocably harming them,” the document stated. “In this way, longtime alliances that have wholly relied on America’s security guarantees will be encouraged to increase defense sspending on their own.” Many American ppresidents have attempted to get NATO states — and other aallies — to shoulder more of the defense m bburden. None have been ssuccessful — until now. Last December, Japan AND South Korea both ratified recordhhigh ig defense budgets. PROJECT ‘OLIVE BRANCH’ makes America stronger & tames bad guys Vladimir Putin’s Russia is in crisis North Korean leader Kim Jong-un is on the ropes! Th Nordic The N di states t t have similarly i promised to raise spending. Even Germany is mulling nukes. “This makes the world safer,” said our source. “If our allies are spending more on defense, this deters aggression and is a step towards peace.” RUSSIA The Olive Branch document spells out a revolutionary approach to tackling Moscow: “Russia is a country in crisis,” it stated. “It’s dealing with massive government budget shortfalls, population contraction and a deteriorating qquality of life for its citizens. “At the same time, its leadership refuses to acknowledge this ref reality — and continues to re iinsist n Russia be treated as a world power. w “The president should publicly feed this delusion, while undermining behind the scenes. The country will, with time, fall into oblivion as growing ❱❱ WWW.NATIONALENQUIRER.COM globall emphasis h i on renewable ene abble resources contributes to a decline in the price of oil, its main export.” In short, and as our source said, “Russia will collapse on its own weight if we give it enough time. We just have to pay them lip service for the moment!” What’s more, The ENQUIRER has learned the president put this very analysis into effect during a May 2 phone call with Russian president Vladimir Putin, during which both leaders spoke about the Syrian crisis. “Trump said what Putin wanted to hear,” said a White House insider. “There’s no reason to be combative. Russia will fall apart on its own.” CHINA The president’s approach to China has been lauded as innovative, but it was all in keeping with the plan. While predecessors appeased the Chinese at every turn, MAY 22, 2017 NATIONAL 21 ENQUIRER WORLD EXCLUSIVE Trump has publicly called them out repeatedly for their failure to do more on North Korea, even linking favorable trade terms to a positive outcome on the Pyongyang nuclear issue. “The president should apply public pressure on the Chinese to, in turn, apply pressure on North Korea,” the document noted. “Chinese traditions suggest they will react to a public loss of face.” MISSILE DEFENSE Olive Branch calls for a rejuvenation of Ronald Reagan’s “Star Wars” missile shield, capable of shooting ballistic missiles fired from Iran or North Korea out of the sky. Already, the plan is taking effect with a missile-interceptor ground base in Romania and another planned for Poland next year. What’s more, the 2017 defense budget bill calls for billions of dollars to develop the system. ‘ONE-STATE SOLUTION’ For two decades, American foreign policy has called for a two-state solution to the IsraelPalestinian conflict, with each group getting its own country. Trump has turned that idea on its ear, saying he’s OK with a one-state solution. As Olive Branch stated: “The traditional cornerstone of American foreign policy is failing and pressure must be brought to bear on both sides to achieve a solution. Neither Israel, nor the Palestinians, want a one-state solution, and so that is exactly what the president should call for. “If presented with America supporting such an unfavorable outcome, both sides are more likely to work together for peace.” NORTH KOREA President Trump recently ruffled feathers in saying he would be “honored” to meet with North Korean madman Kim Jong-un “under the right circumstances.” Again, The ENQUIRER can reveal this was a strategy outlined by the Olive Branch plan. “Kim, more than anything visa-vis the United States, wishes to be acknowledged as legitimate,” the document stated. “Former presidents have been unwilling to oblige this desire — even at the cost of encouraging provocative behavior, as would a neglectful parent to a misbehaving child. “The president should consider reversing this longstanding policy of his predecessors, given that it would represent a small price to pay for neutralizing the nation’s growing nuclear threat — and avoiding a much deeper conflict.” TERRORISM The Olive Branch document spells out a plan ffor dealing with international tterrorists — and specifically those adhering to a radical Jared Kushner in Iraq in April Donald Trump and Chinese president Xi Jinping interpretation of the Islamic faith. “For some time, the United States and its allies have waged an asymmetrical war against jihadist terrorists, in that we have been unwilling to respond to their savagery in kind, for fear of public opinion. “This has fostered the notion among such enemies of America that they are able to wage war against our interests, domestic and foreign, without a reciprocal response. “Frankly, this has emboldened them. “Their savagery must be met with a commensurate response — if only to deter others who might be persuaded to join their cause.” As our source told The ENQUIRER, the president has implemented this approach, dropping the MOAB bomb in Afghanistan, firing missiles at a Syrian airfield, deploying 500 more troops in Syria and bombing the ISIS-held Raqqa province and terrorist-held buildings in Mosul, Iraq. HUMAN RIGHTS The president has raised eyebrows by praising Egypt’s quasi-dictator Abdel-Fattah elSisi and congratulating Turkish DO YOU THINK PRESIDENT TRUMP WILL BE ABLE TO AVOID A WAR? TEXT THE EDITORS: 561-877-1057 CHECK OUT DICK MORRIS ON WWW.NATIONALENQUIRER.COM Missile defense will help protect America 22 NATIONAL president Recep Tayyip Erdogan after a referendum that left him far more powerful than before. He invited Philippine leader Rodrigo Duterte to the White House and downplayed China’s human rights record during a summit with that nation’s leader, Xi Jinping — and even spoke kindly, on occasion, of Jong-un. Again, it’s all part of the Olive Branch plan. “For too long, the U.S. has, at best, earned the enmity of nations by espousing an exceptionalism with regard to human rights that has, too often, failed to achieve our ends. “At worst, we have removed brutal dictators who, despite their repugnance, kept a lid on chaos in their nations, Saddam Hussein being just one. “Arrogance earns nothing. A ‘holier-than-thou’ attitude often results in only hate. Engage such despots in dialogue. “In the end, history, the president will find, is on our side in this fight!” MAY 22, 2017 THE ONLY PUBLICATION WITH THE GUTS TO TELL IT LIKE IT IS OBAMA’S GAY SECRET IS OUT! Letters show he learned A LOT from favorite professor FORMER President Barack Obama has Obama enthusiastically said, ‘My favorite hidden a gay secret for decades — but professor my first year in college was one The National ENQUIRER can now of the first openly gay people that I reveal the dirty details! kknew. … He was a terrific guy.” According to a shocking new The two men “developed a book exclusively obtained by The friendship” outside the classroom, fr ENQUIRER, Obama was a student Garrow penned, and Obama gushed G at California’s Occidental College oover Goldyn AGAIN years later. in 1980 when he “crushed” on an According to Garrow, Obama openly gay assistant professor bblathered his flamboyant mentor LAWRENCE GOLDYN named Lawrence Goldyn. displayed “comfort in his own Gay prof had a big d impact on Obama s “Goldyn made a huge impact skin,” and the “strong friendship on Barry Obama,” author David we developed helped to educate w J. Garrow wrote in the image-shattering me” about gay life. Obama biography “Rising Star.” Garrow also described how Obama wrote “Almost a quarter-century later, asked to his first girlfriend that he considered about his understanding of gay issues, living a gay lifestyle! NE Barack Obama was mesmerized by a gay college professor ENQUIRER EXCLUSIVE I live live alone ph e o e lif tr a tas ES! T g in al c NU I a v nt i a S fr o m a po EV te 10 Y ER M b t I’m never alone. but al I have h e Life Alert. FALL EMERGENCY HELP AT HOME E! G FRIPE I PN SH SHOWER EMERGENCY HOME INVASION ® HELP ON THE GO One touch off a button sends help fast, f 24/7, ffor: medical • fall • home invasion emergencies, even when you can’t reach a phone at Home or On-the-Go. No landline? No problem! ¨ I’ve fallen and I can’t get up! 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Said a chum of the “E!” cutie: “Maria was frantic, ti bbelieving li i for several agonizing moments that she’d actually posted pics of her naked self on the internet! Maria got the nightmare off her chest by recounting her horror to us gal pals, and we all went hysterical when she giggled, ‘The worst part — I only got 12 Likes!’” Madonna freaks! Paris Jackson plays HER!?? Whisperer: “Anna literally said to friends, ‘Chris is in such great shape, even he can’t get enough of himself!’ He actually bragged about his bod in a recent internet post, gushing, ‘Like I always said, eating is no longer the fun part — flexing my butt cheeks in the mirror IS … ’cause no dimples … NO rolls … just cut-ass butt cheeks. LIVE WITH IT!’” MEGHAN’S GOT PRINCE GINGER BY THE ROYAL SHORT-AND-CURLIES! WANNA play a game where I concoct a phrase that sounds nearly identical to a naughty one you know very well? HINT: First letter of each word’s identical; second word’s TOTALLY identical! Okay? The word describes PRINCE HARRY, who — as I scooped — promised to build MEGHAN MARKLE a gigantic shoe ROOM, as opposed to a closet, once they’re wed/bed in their precious palace. But now — WOW!! After making Harry shave his manly chest ’cause she opposes royal roughage, Maria MeNUDEos wants to scream — BUT naked pics were just a dream! Meghan hints she may take a step further (down?) — and that’s got Kate and Prince William snickering hysterically! Said My Royal Spy, Lord KKnows: “Kate and Wills freaked when Meghan hhad the balls to order Harry to wax his cchest fur. Now they’re whispering/ wondering if Ginger Prince’s Royal w Family ‘member’ might also end up smooth as a baby’s bottom!” (Hey, ddidja guess my identical-sounding, ssame-meaning word about Harry? ItIt’s … Princely-whipped!) 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It’s a dropped out of the top 50. “Bon Appétit” hit No. mini-Britney [Spears] psych moment!” 15 on iTunes but plummeted immediately out of The “I Kissed a Girl” singer also sparked social the top 200. Fans are trashing it in the reviews, media backlash after joking that dying her black giving it just 2.5 stars. hair blonde was like former “Just days ago, she started President Barack Obama being crying during an Instagram replaced by Donald Trump. She livestream because radio made the bizarre crack during an stations weren’t playing it,” Instagram Live session on April snitched her pal. “Then she was 29 while reading a series of fan a laughingstock at the Met Gala questions. when she turned up looking like a “Oh, someone says, ‘I miss blood clot!” your old black hair,’ ” Katy said. An insider added: “Katy’s eyes The nutty singer showed “Oh, really? Do you miss Barack had a vacant look that night at up at the Met Gala in a Obama as well? Oh, OK. Times the Met. People are genuinely strange and creepy outfit change. Bye! See you guys later.” worried for her.” CAREER MELTDOWN and wrecked relationships send Perry spiraling 26 NATIONAL MAY 22, 2017 Th ambitious The biti star t iis marking his territory POWER-HUNGRY SEACREST taking over J UST days after Ryan Seacrest was named Kelly Ripa’s new permanent co-host, sources snitched the two are already bumping heads behind the scenes! One production insider tattled to The National ENQUIRER, “The honeymoon is over between Kelly and Ryan. He’s already jockeying for position to become the show’s top dog! “Mark my words, it won’t be long before he’s demanding that the show’s name be changed to ‘Live with Ryan and Kelly.’ ” Although Kelly, 46, and Ryan, 42, are making nice on camera, a power MICHAEL GELMAN struggle has The producer Th d could ld already begun, be in a tug of war said the insider. THE ONLY PUBLICATION WITH THE GUTS TO TELL IT LIKE IT IS KELLY & RYAN BATTLING ALREADY! “Ryan brought in There could his own makeup be plenty of fireworks people, wardrobe ready to consultant and spark on set! assistant,” dished the source. “He also has his own driver and a nutritionist/chef to prepare his meals. “Besides all that, Ryan has been making a ton of suggestions, which are not sitting well with some of the staff, including longtime producer Michael Gelman. “Ryan also asked to be made his syndicated radio show. a co-executive producer of “Ryan will host his radio tthe show, alongside Kelly and show from a studio in the Gelman — and they caved!” G same building where ‘Live’ is The former “American Idol” produced,” said the source. hhost had previously contributed “He’ll set up his base camp at tto NBC’s “Today” show and the the E! Entertainment offices in nnetwork’s Olympics coverage. New York, but he’ll keep a small He was once rumored to office at ‘Live’ as well.” rreplace Matt Lauer on “Today,” As The ENQUIRER reported last aand moved to New York year, Kelly and her previous coimmediately to start his stint on im host, former NFL player Michael ““Live,” but he’ll continue to do Strahan, despised each other so ENQUIRER EXCLUSIVE ❱❱ WWW.NATIONALENQUIRER.COM KELLY RIPA The h d daytime ti cutie ti won’t be pushed around Michael Strahan left Kelly in the lurch m much the ddaytime diva vvowed to cast a gay pal as hher next cohhost. “Kelly thought Michael brought a jock-like mentality to the show and hogged the spotlight. He acted as if it was ‘Live with Michael and Kelly’ instead of the other way around,” blabbed a source. The former New York Giants defensive end considered Kelly a “bubble-headed blond ditz,” spilled an on-set spy, while she thought of him as a “dumb jock.” The two teamed up in 2012 after Regis Philbin retired, and scored a daytime Emmy in 2015. Although Michael had appeared on ABC’s “Good Morning America” two days a week since 2014, insiders said Kelly was livid that he sandbagged her by not tipping her off that he was ditching “Live” for “GMA” fulltime. “Kelly wanted Michael out, but she wanted it to be on her terms,” whispered a source. “She doesn’t like being caught short.” Now, it looks like Kelly could have the rug pulled out from under her again! “Ryan has grand career ambitions and they’re certainly not limited to being Kelly Ripa’s second banana,” sniffed a longtime friend and business associate. “This is just another stepping stone in his career path. “Everyone fears it could be a repeat of Kelly and Michael Strahan all over again!” NE MAY 22, 2017 NATIONAL 27 CROSSWORD ACROSS 1 Make a mess 6 Win 11 Foreman 14 Place to kick your brother 15 Close 16 Sharpened 18 Bishop, for one 20 Romantic missive 22 Number of Stooges 24 English queen 25 Tendon 26 “She Done Him Wrong” star West 27 Oolong and Pekoe 28 Emcees 30 Title holder 31 Chime 32 Hesitation sounds 33 Compass heading 34 Swiftness 35 Choir voice 36 Prepare for a part 38 River mammal 39 Spoken with ease 41 Have faith in 42 Slink along 43 One with a trade? 44 Tranquillity 45 In front 46 Adhesives 47 Sloppy 48 Sign of Spring 49 Gray matter 50 Time zone abbr. 52 Poker kitty 53 Immigration site 55 Oasis fruit 56 Nautical inits. 57 Building level 58 Nephew’s sister 59 Ten-cent pieces 60 Succulent 61 Consent to 62 Spirit pole 63 Name in photography 64 Throbbed painfully 65 Watchmaker 67 Hurts, smarts 69 “Tiny Dancer” singer John 70 Sequence of events 72 Gen. 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Allow 6 to 8 weeks for shipment. ENQUIRER WO She struggled with fear Weight loss left Donna with excess skin LIPO E R MOVEDS TWO LITER OF FAT! DONNA PREPS FOR THE BIG DAY! With careful planning, Dr. Michael Obeng helped Donna D’Errico reclaim her killer bod A BUTT LIFT RAISED HER SPIRITS BAYWATCH BABE E X-“BAYWATCH” bombshell Donna D’Errico had pails of plump sucked out of her body during a recent $78,000 surgery — and The National ENQUIRER was sensationally inside the operating theater to document the gagworthy procedure! In these shocking photos taken over the course of the marathon five-hour surgery, you can see Donna’s transformation from 49-year-old has-been into the babe-alicious beauty she once was. 30 NATIONAL “I’m just scared! I’m nervous I’ll never wake up — or my heart’s going to stop,” the frightened mother of two confessed before bravely undergoing the knife in the name of looking great, again! In the initial images, you see world-renowned plastic surgeon Dr. Michael Obeng mapping out his game plan, circling the flab he would soon suction out of Donna’s body! Later, The ENQUIRER photos revealed Donna’s stomach flesh pulled back in an image worthy of a B-horror movie — and then showed the fat lurking beneath MAY 22, 2017 the flab vacuumed out of her. In all, Donna underwent a liposuction, a tummy tuck, a butt lift and more. But before she went under the knife, Donna — who played Donna Marco on “Baywatch” and “Baywatch Nights” in the mid-’90s — opened up about her weight battle. “I’m having a tummy tuck to remove all the loose skin from when I was pregnant,” she said. “I’m having an arm lift because I’d gained a bunch of weight, and when I lost it there was some extra skin that makes me really Donna joined the show at age 28 THE ONLY PUBLICATION TION WITH WITH H THE GU GUTS UTS TO O TELL IT LIKE IT IS ORLD EXCLUSIVE The makeover took five hours! Dr. Obeng removed a “lift of skin the size of a football” during her tummy tuck A T UM M Y TUCK FIXED HER FIGURE DONNA’S SURGERY WAS A SUCCESS! Check out more of her surgery online WWW.NATIONALENQUIRER.COM – RE REBUILT! At 49, Donna is red hot! ❱❱ WWW.NATIONALENQUIRER.COM W NATION NALENQUIRER COM M uncomfortable. “Plus a little bit of a butt lift because I’m not 20 anymore!” Donna was introduced to Dr. Obeng by her friend Natasha Fett, executive producer of the reality television series “Mama June: From Not to Hot.” “Donna really needed to lose weight, and she hated her legs,” Natasha told The ENQUIRER. “She never wore bathing suits, shorts or short dresses. I only saw her wearing long T-shirts and pants. She never exposed any skin, and she was able to hide [the fat] super well.” ENQUIRER goes inside the operating room for $78K SCARLESS COSMETIC SURGERY During a consultation, “Donna told me she needed help,” Dr. Obeng said. After he and Donna agreed on the procedures he’d perform to achieve the results she wanted, they made a date for the operating room. On the big day, “I started in the front and then turned her and fixed the butt. Then I had to turn her again and do a tummy tuck,” Dr. Obeng said. “I took off about 15 centimeters of excess skin from her arms. “We also took about two liters of fat, and during the tummy tuck we took off a lift of skin the size of a football.” But he left her face untouched. “Donna doesn’t need a face-lift. Maybe a little tightening, but she looks great,” he said. Although the surgery looked brutal, Donna came out of the operation with “no scars,” according to the surgeon. Following the procedure, The ENQUIRER shot world exclusive “after photos,” shown here, that reveal her once more looking like the gorgeous lifeguard who wowed audiences on the hit TV shows! NE MAY 22, 2017 NATIONAL 31 HOLLYWOOD All the latest in love & war! The couple is torn: She doesn’t want another child, but he does! HAYDEN KO’s BOXER HUBBY’S BABY PLANS! ACTRESS Hayden Panettiere is fighting with partner Wladimir Klitschko over expanding their young family! Sources told The National ENQUIRER the “Nashville” star, 27, is terrified of suffering through another bout of postpartum depression like she did after the 2014 birth of their first child, Kaya, but pro boxer Wladimir, 41, is still pushing to grow their brood! “She’s not budging. She went through hell after her baby girl was born,” a tipster tattled. The building tension between Hayden and Wlad is threatening to blow up their relationship. “She keeps coming up with excuses, but it’s weighing heavily on them. He lost a big boxing match recently because his mind is on other things,” the insider spilled. “Something’s got to give — either she goes for it, or he gives in and agrees to a surrogate.” WHO’S DOING WHO? 32 NATIONAL After three years, Aaron and Olivia split in April Aaron and Kelly spotted on April 27! QUARTERBACK SNEAK: Q AARON CHEATED ON OLIVIA! N FL QUARTERBACK Aaron Rodgers was spotted getting close to swimsuit model Kelly Rohrbach just after his split with actress Olivia Munn, but The National ENQUIRER has exclusively learned Aaron and Kelly first got flirty months before he and Olivia ended their relationship! While Aaron, 33, and Olivia ON! called off their three-year romance in April, the football star had been caught with 27-year-old “Baywatch” babe Kelly back in February. The two played in the Pebble Beach Pro-Am Golf Tournament in February and were later photographed together at the Westchester Golf Course in L.A. Meanwhile, Olivia, 36, was busy filming the new “Predator” movie in Vancouver. Then just two months later, Olivia and Aaron released a statement claiming they “amicably ended their relationship.” “Aaron broke up with her because he was tired of all her bulls--t,” a friend close to Aaron told The ENQUIRER. “At the end of the day, she was a lot of drama.” OFF! ON! Actor Orlando Bloom was reportedly “all over” model Ashley Haas at the Coachella music festival in April — just after splitting from Katy Perry! MAY 22, 2017 Cleveland Cavaliers star Tristan Thompson was pressured to dump girlfriend Khloé Kardashian by LeBron James and his teammates so he can focus on the playoffs! Exes Adriana Lima and Patriots receiver Julian Edelman got close after the Manhattan Met Gala — and even arrived at the starstudded after-party together! 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Worried pals told The ENQUIRER they fear the stress might send the reeling actor back into the tempting arms of his substance abuse demons. “Everyone is worried about Eric,” said a pal. “No one wants to see him relapse. A bad situation could turn into something much worse — even deadly.” Production on “The Last Ship” was halted recently as a rep said the actor — who played “Dr. McSteamy” on “Grey’s Anatomy” — “suffers from depression.” Eric, 44, told pals he needed time off to “really address his feelings” for the sake of Rebecca and their daughters, Billie, 7, and Georgia, 5. But he’s also sent up red flags because of his past problems with drugs and alcohol, said the pal. At the height of his “McSteamy” fame in 2009, a leaked video showedd a woozy Eric in a hot tub session with Rebecca and ex-Miss Teen USA contestant Kari Ann Peniche. In the video, Eric jokingly referred to himself as “Cocaine Manor,” and in 2011, he entered rehab to kick a dependency on painkillers. “He and Rebecca used to be real party people, but they’ve worked Meanwhile... Wife Rebecca’s got a mystery man ENQUIRER EXCLUSIVE hard to adjustt to t family f il life. lif But B t frankly, Eric sometimes just feels overwhelmed.” The pal added: “With Eric’s past substance abuse problems, it’s always a fear he’s going to selfmedicate. “We’re just hoping he can stay on the straight and narrow.” MELISSA MUST BE Smokes pot with daughter & DRUG-ADDLED SON! POTHEAD Melissa Etheridge smokes dope with her kids — and it’s wrecking her family, sources told The National ENQUIRER. Rocker Melissa, 55, has claimed getting high with daughter Bailey Jean, 20, and son Beckett has brought them closer. But Beckett is already so drug-addled he spent his 18th birthday last November in rehab, and it wasn’t his first stint! “This idea that lighting up a joint with Mama has brought them all to some ‘kumbaya’ moment is a joke,” fumed an insider. Beckett began going downhill after Melissa bought him a new truck for his 16th birthday, snitched the source. “When he was free to come and go as he pleased, Beckett began experimenting with harder drugs,” the squealer spilled. “Melissa got him help at a top-secret facility. 34 NATIONAL MAY 22, 2017 But he still smokes pot!” Even worse, the Grammy-winning “Come to My Window” singer encourages it, said the source. “Melissa grows marijuana at her home, and has the kids help her take care of the cannabis plants,” the pal dished. Melissa and wife Linda Wallem, 55, live in upscale Hidden Hills, Calif. Her neighbors include Drake and Kris Jenner. 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By February’s end, we reported he had a tumor, and by June we confirmed he was in a cancer battle. Not that the “Batman Forever” star would have you know as much. Despite swaddling his neck in scarves, the Christian Scientist continued to deny, deny and deny, all the while insisting it was just a lump in his throat that prayer would fix for him! The “Top Gun” star said he 36 NATIONAL kept the secret so he could keep working and collect a paycheck. Even here he’s fudging the truth, as a source told us, “Val alienated a lot of people in Hollywood with his attitude problems over the years. “The last thing he needed was to give people another reason not to hire him!” The ENQUIRER didn’t buy it — and our readers yet again were told the truth. MAY 22, 2017 YOU READ IT HERE FIRST! TRAG G R UINED by booze and health woes, Jan-Michael Vincent is now confined to a wheelchair — and his frail condition shocked fans at an autograph convention! “He can barely hold a pen to sign his name,” one disappointed fan told The National ENQUIRER. “His voice is totally shot, too, and he’s gone blind in one eye!” Jan-Michael, 72, trashed his career with a series Jan-Michael Vincent of drunken assaults and in “Airwolf” DUI arrests that turned the star of big-screen hits “The Mechanic” and “Hooper” into a Hollywood outcast. He rallied briefly with the mid-’80s TV series “Airwolf.” But his character was written off the show after two seasons — with insiders saying he often showed up to work blotto. SWAYZE F Widow cashes in on CHEMO WIG as star’s niece screams! Since Patrick Swayze died in 2009, his wife, Lisa Niemi, has been betraying his legacy ENQUIRER EXCLUSIVE THE ONLY PUBLICATION WITH THE GUTS TO TELL IT LIKE IT IS ENQUIRER EXCLUSIVE Sadly, the former star has gone blind in one eye! Michael Vincent GIC G C TOTAL O WRECK! In a bombshell exclusive, The ENQUIRER reported Jan-Michael’s troubled career had come to a brutal end after an amputation crisis in 2012! After moving to Mississippi while fighting tax troubles, Jan-Michael told The ENQUIRER he lost most of his right leg due to complications from peripheral artery disease. “An infection in my leg got steadily worse,” he said, adding he’d “blocked out” the operation. FAMILY IN YET another revolting money grab, Patrick Swayze’s widow is selling the late actor’s wig! The National ENQUIRER has learned Lisa Niemi plans to dump the hairpiece the cancer-stricken star intended to wear on screen during chemotherapy treatments. “That’s a new low for Lisa,” a snitch spilled to The ENQUIRER. ❱❱ WWW.NATIONALENQUIRER.COM “I know I was on life support and a ventilator. When I finally woke up, [my leg] was gone.” His third wife, Patricia Ann, added: “I remember one horrible night in the hospital. I had to help hold him down and keep the oxygen mask on him so he could breathe.” In October 2015, Jan-Michael insisted to The ENQUIRER: “I’m doing really good!” But Anna had to do most of the talking! “He’s working hard, and getting really good with a walker,” she said. “Our goal is for him to walk without a cane!” But less than two years later, eyewitnesses reported JanMichael struggled to get out of his wheelchair at an autograph show! The actor kept his wheelchair out of sight near the table where he was barely able to sign photos at the Chiller Theatre convention on April 22 in New Jersey. As The ENQUIRER has reported, the star’s niece, Danielle Swayze, has also blasted Lisa for peddling Patrick’s beloved belongings in a public auction instead of offering them to his family. “I promise I will tear your world down 10 times harder than you did to ours,” Danielle wrote in a blistering Facebook rant. “Family possessions should stay with family ... Are you f--king kidding me?” Lisa inherited the “Point Break” star’s entire $40 million estate after he died of pancreatic cancer at age 57 in 2009, and she put everything up for auction. As The ENQUIRER The right leg of his slacks was left unrolled in an attempt to hide his missing limb. Although Anna credited The ENQUIRER for publishing the story “that put him back out there,” an event organizer complained about Jan-Michael’s wasted condition. “We knew about The ENQUIRER interview and were ready with the wheelchair,” divulged the insider. “But we’ve never had a celebrity struggle like this!” PATRICK’S CANCER WIG reported, Danielle launched the Change.org campaign “Return Patrick Swayze’s Memorabilia to His Direct Family!” The campaign received over 1,500 supporters, bbut the auction went aahead — and Patrick’s leather P jjacket from “Dirty Dancing” went D ffor $62,500! NE MAY 22, 2017 NATIONAL 37 NEWS HIT-&-RUN ‘BACHELOR’ WORRIED ABOUT TRUCK – NOT DEAD MAN D MUG SHOT IRTBAG Chris Soules cared more about his precious truck than the man killed when “The Bachelor” star slammed into his tractor, a jailhouse snitch told The National ENQUIRER. “He was just angry and concerned about the damage to his vehicle!” the prison source dished to The ENQUIRER. Even more sickening, the source said Soules acted “dismissive and callous” about the death of farmer Kenneth Mosher, 66. When cops dragged Soules into the jail, “he was acting like an arrogant puke,” spilled the insider. “He threw a big fit and wanted to speak to the magistrate — and they put him in the drunk tank!” When Soules’ mother, Linda, posted his $10,000 cash bond at Buchanan County Jail, he was “discourteous” to the court staffers, who helped him sneak out of the courthouse to avoid reporters, a second source revealed. 38 NATIONAL After Chris Soules slammed into Kenneth Mosher’s tractor, the reality star could barely be bothered about the tragedy Soules showed NO CONCERN for victim – says jail mate ENQUIRER EXCLUSIVE According to authorities, Kenneth it is very distinctive.” go down” before submitting to blood was riding in a John Deere tractor Paramedics didn’t try to stop the and urine tests, a source said. on a rural highway in Iowa’s reality TV star from leaving the Soules has been charged with Buchanan County around 8 p.m. on accident scene because he was leaving the scene of a deadly crash, April 24 when Soules slammed into “highly aggressive,” the source which is a felony. He could face the back of the tractor, launching it said. “He just seemed to act like a mandatory prison sentence of into a 10-foot ditch off the side of he really wanted to get out of 25 years for vehicular homicide. the road. there.” Court records examined by “When he hit the ground, it is Cops later tracked Soules to his The ENQUIRER show Soules — a believed he died on impact,” the home in nearby Arlington, but said farmer who starred in the 19th source confirmed. he refused to come out for hours. season of “The Bachelor” in 2015 The death scene was “really Prosecutors allege Soules — has had more than 10 run-ins gruesome,” a witness spilled. “purposely avoided turning himself with police. Soules, 35, stopped and called in so time would allow the toxicity In an incident in February 911, and remained on the scene levels in his blood and urine to 2002, he blew through until paramedics arrived — a stop sign and hit the but then left on foot before car of then-18-yearTHE FUNERAL police showed up. old Jill Marie Johnson. Cops found “open alcoholic “He left the scene, beverages” in Soules’ truck, and I got pissed,” according to sources. revealed Jill. “He didn’t appear to be Soules was later charged visibly stumbling, falling down for a “stop or yield sign drunk, but he did smell of violation,” which was later alcohol,” an eyewitness at amended to “defective the scene claimed to The brakes,” a source said. He The service for farmer Kenneth Mosher was ENQUIRER. “If you smell Wild paid $155 in fines. NE held on May 1, which Soules did not attend – DOUG MONTERO Turkey bourbon on someone, MAY 22, 2017 in Iowa THE ONLY PUBLICATION WITH THE GUTS TO TELL IT LIKE IT IS CASEY CAROUSES AS MOM’S HOSPITALIZED! WHILE Casey Anthony’s mother was rushed to the hospital, the acquitted tot-slay suspect was boozing it up at a Florida bar with a female pal. Cindy Anthony’s admittance was hush-hush, but sources said it was for “kidney issues.” Those close to Cindy revealed she has been suffering emotionally and physically since Casey’s acquittal six years ago for the gruesome 2008 death of her 2-yearold daughter Caylee. Cindy (left) and party gal Casey THE REAL RIHANNA & CHRIS WH WHAT HAT lled d tto th the horrifying h if i bbeating ti Chris Brown gave girlfriend Rihanna moments before the Grammy Awards — and why would she EVER forgive him? 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