Bill O’Reilly SEX VICTIM M TELLS ALL! ® NATIONAL Ellen’s heartbreak WORLD EXCLUSIVE WIFE PORTIA SLASHES WRISTS! INSIDE WHITE HOUSE SITUATION ROOM TRUMP DECLARES WAR ON DICTATORS! DEAD MEN WALKING APRIL 24, 201 A 2017 17 APRIL 24, 2017 HERE WE COME! Secret orders after Syrian GAS ATTACK & North Korean NUKES! ■ CARPET BOMBING! ■ SPECIAL FORCES RAIDS!! ■ DR DRONE RONE STRIKES! ■ N NAVAL AVAL ASSAULT! ASSA AULT! FIRST TO KNOW Stephen Belafonte made the singer’s life a nightmare ENQUIRER EXCLUSIVE SPICE GIRL’S HORROR HUSBAND! F He beat her, stole her money – and KNOCKED UP THE NANNY! ORMER Spice Girl Mel physically abused her, and coerced B’s fairy-tale romance her into having threesomes! turned into a horror show Mel — who filed for divorce after the “America’s Got last month and has applied for a Talent” judge married restraining order against her soon“monster” husband Stephen to-be ex — also accused him of Belafonte in 2007! “punching” and “choking” her, Mel, 41, claimed in court splitting her lip and “pushing her documents that Stephen swiped down on a carpet.” millions of her “I am in fear for hard-earned my safety and that cash — and of my children,” impregnated their Mel stated in court nanny! documents obtained As if that wasn’t by The National enough, the British ENQUIRER. beauty — also The singer has DOCUMENTS three known as Melanie daughters: Brown — said two from previous the film producer relationships — hurled racial slurs Phoenix, 18, and at her, mentally and Angel, 10 — and OFFICIAL 5-year-old Madison, who was fathered by Stephen. Mel claimed stunning incidents of violence, noting on one MARRIAGE HELL! occasion, as she prepared to appear on ABC’s theirs if Belafonte “Dancing were to find out,” an GOT NANNY PREGNANT with the insider spilled. Mell said M id B Belafonte l f t ttook k Stars,” Stephen Mel also shockingly her money to pay for “placed both of disclosed Stephen aide’s abortion his hands around coerced her into her neck, began bbedroom trysts with him choking her and slammed and “random women” that he her down onto the hardwood recorded and threatened to use floors.” against her if she refused to The singer’s injuries were engage in other lewd acts. obvious, but Mel said she begged Mel said Stephen — who is no friends not to call police because relation to singer Harry Belafonte she feared for “her own life and — was so cold-hearted he even ENQUIRER EXCLUSIVE E Pages 6-7 2 NATIONAL LLISA MARIE GIVES KIDS TO SCIENTOLOGY! APRIL 24, 2017 THE ONLY PUBLICATION WITH THE GUTS TO TELL IT LIKE IT IS Mel alleged Stephen forced her into threesomes with “random women” hid her passport so she couldn’t return to her native England to visit her ailing father as he was dying of colon cancer! She said he insensitively blasted: “Suck it up. If he’s going to die, he’s going to die.” Mel charged Stephen’s abuse became a “pattern,” and that he would beat her down “to let me know he was in charge.” She horrifically claimed her husband split her lip during one abusive outburst when he exploded in a jealous rage over singer Usher, who had appeared with her on “The X Factor” in 2012. Mel said fellow “X Factor” judge Simon Cowell tried to help her escape the marriage in 2014, giving her legal advice and offering her a hotel room. Stephen also appallingly had sex with their pretty blond nanny, Lorraine Gilles, during the seven years she looked after Mel’s children, getting the nanny pregnant and paying her the “inordinate” sum of $300,000! The brute then boldly suggested to Mel that she, Lorraine and he could live together with Lorraine’s baby — but Mel said Lorraine instead was “paid” to get an abortion. Stephen “told me he wanted her to have the baby and all three of us live together. I was shocked and in disbelief,” Mel confessed. Stephen then “used money earned by me to pay for Lorraine’s abortion, and he used money earned by me to pay for Lorraine’s hotel stay while she recuperated from the procedure.” ROUGH CUT Amanda’s scars show signs of self-harm C Crazed d kid ki star SLASHED HER WRISTS! AMANDA BYNES CUTTING HERSELF TROUBLED Amanda Bynes went way to express that pain,” into hiding in a desperate bid Dr. Mann revealed. to rebuild her broken life — but Amanda, who struggles with the former Nickelodeon starlet bipolar disorder and takes has sparked fresh fears medication, was placed over her mental health under involuntary by revealing painfulpsychiatric hold in looking cuts on her arm. 2014 after claiming a The National “microchip” in her brain ENQUIRER caught the led her to falsely accuse fragile 31-year-old on her dad of sexual abuse. a rare public outing She now has a live-in showing what looked life coach, but friends like signs of self-harm, worry. Amanda with slash-like marks “She’s lonely and flamed out after near her wrists. chain-smokes, and only Nickelodeon Amanda’s history, ever goes out if she success coupled with these needs to go to a store,” scary scars, is a major our mole revealed. cause for concern, L.A.A rep based psychotherapist Dr. Jenn insisted Amanda Mann warned The ENQUIRER. is “doing well” MORE… “Typically, people resort — but an insider SL ASH FEAR to cutting because they are said, “She FORPAPGEO34RTIA experiencing emotional pain, and doesn’t live a cutting is an external normal life.” NE ENQUIRER EXCLUSIVE Pages 26-27 KKATIE HOLMES SHATTERS HER SILENCE! ❱❱ WWW.NATIONALENQUIRER.COM APRIL 24, 2017 NATIONAL 3 FIRST T TO KNOW BROKE CHARLIE CASHING IN ON BABE! ENQUIRER EXCLUSIVE YOU READ IT HERE FIRST! 4 NATIONAL APRIL 24, 2017 Bad-boy brother hooking up with CROSS-DRESSING KINKSTER BAMBINO BLING! HIV-POSITIVE Charlie Sheen is so If it was ever put up broke he is selling the last remnants for auction, it would fetch at least of his prized baseball memorabilia a half-million bucks — maybe possessions — Babe Ruth’s ring even a cool million! and contract — worth well over $2 “The Bambino’s ring meant the million! world to Charlie,” said an insider. “Charlie is desperate for cash,” “He’s showed it off to all his pals, said several pals of the former “Two including a lot of Major League and a Half Men” star, 51. Baseball players! “He’s blown through all “He swore he would never his millions and can’t find sell it off, no matter how work. He’s at the end of broke he got!” his rope.” Sheen acquired the Sheen, a noted Babe’s ring in a 1990s collector of baseball deal with auctioneer memorabilia for decades, Josh Evans of Lelands. Babe Ruth is the former owner of He also has a signed some of that community’s most baseball from the Babe, which prized objects, including the 1986 cost more than a million bucks at World Series “Mookie Ball” and auction, and a contract the Babe Bill Buckner’s baseball glove that signed with the Yankees. missed it. “He’s kept them up in an area Over the years, Sheen has sold of his home in Beverly Hills called most of his collection. Babe’s Bar,” said the source. “But But the one thing he always kept they might not be there much was Ruth’s 1927 World Series ring. longer. He’s looking for a buyer!” THE ENQUIRER HAS M0RE EXCLUSIVES THAN ANY OTHER MAGAZINE secr JENÕS ENQUIRE EXCLUSIV KIRI PEITA AJ ANISTON AJ now hangs out with cross-dressing friend, left LARGE KNIFEE PAGE 7 BILL CAUGHT WITH HOOKER! Former President Bill Clinton is caught up in a college girl prostitution scandal after being photographed with escorts on the campaign trail! ret SEX-SWAP SHAME! J ER VE ENNIFER Aniston’s deadbeat brother has been caught secretly hooking up with a sex-swapper in a shack in a squalid Santa Cruz, Calif. neighborhood where drug addicts and homeless people rifle through trash for food! The National ENQUIRER’s stunning investigation has also discovered that Alexander “AJ” Aniston, 28, introduces himself as “Aja Nezitic” to hide his family ties to Hollywood royalty! AJ, who was spotted downing pints PINK-HAIRED alone in a sports bar, has also armed PAL himself with a large knife in his back pocket, as shown in exclusive photos obtained by The ENQUIRER. The deadly weapon will serve as useful protection, since residents complain crack and heroin dealers run riot throughout the complex where he lives. More than 15 crimes have occurred within the apartment block in the last six months alone, including breaking and entering, car theft and at least four violent assaults. The jobless punk rocker currently makes a living by cleaning up road AJ once lived in a run-down van OPRAH’S DAD TELLING ALL! Vernon Winfrey has been hiding his feelings about his famous daughter — until now! She’s turned her back on him, and he’s ready to dish the dirt! PAGE 8 kill and selling taxidermy and skulls — when he’s not spending the night with his crossdressing pal! “The second the woman left in the morning, AJ was a whirlwind of activity, taking out trash, opening windows to air out the house, changing his clothes and washing his hair,” a witness explained ... because “AJ’s girlfriend was coming back into town! “He usually leaves the curtains drawn and windows shut. He smokes and has a dog, too, so the place must stink to high heaven.” AJ — who abandoned his two children with ex-girlfriend Adriane Hallek and fails to pay child support — boasts about dating Kiri Peita, a pretty veterinary technician. But when the happy couple bumped into his transgender gal pal in town, AJ looked the other way. “AJ and the pink-haired individual crossed paths in the street, and AJ pretended he barely knew her and only gave her a passing hello. He looked uncomfortable,” said an eyewitness. “His girlfriend, Kiri, didn’t seem to know her at all. It was very odd, given that the woman had just left AJ’s place two hours earlier after spending the night.” Until recently, AJ — who hasn’t spoken to his A-list sister in more than a decade and once described being related to her as “a pain in my ass for years” — lived in a run-down van, selling animal skulls and attending political protests before settling down in squalor. Another ENQUIRER confidant revealed the absentee dad doesn’t “see either of his PAGE 22 SAD SCARLETT GOING TO POT Award-winning actress Scarlett Johansson, distraught over a busted marriage and a custody battle, has gone back to doing drugs. Jen’s livid over AJ’s lack of connection to his kids children” — son Ryat, 3, and daughter Kira, 10 months — and has only met the little girl once. The news is said to break Aunt Jen’s heart, with the actress, 48, making no secret of the fact she would love a child of her own. “Jen hasn’t had much to do with AJ since he was 14, but she hears about him from [their father] John occasionally. She can’t believe a man would abandon his own flesh and blood like that. This type of behavior makes her blood curdle,” confessed an insider close to the star. “From AJ’s perspective, he’s an anticonsumerist punk who despises her life of luxury. He thinks she lacks understanding of the real world.” AJ, who last appeared in the public eye with his parents at Jen’s 2004 premiere for “Along Came Polly,” has clearly moved on to a shocking new life that doesn’t involve his famous sibling. NE ANGIE’S FACE COST MILLIONS! From lasers to liposuction to scraping away skin with diamonds and rubies, Angelina Jolie has spent $5 million to keep her fantastic face! PAGE 40 FIRST TO KNOW PILL-POPPING P GIVES HER Lisa Marie Presley is shipping her kids off to a Scientology camp TWINS TO SCIENTOLOGY! ENQUIRER EXCLUSIVE D RUG-ADDLED Lisa Marie Presley is at war with estranged husband Michael Lockwood over her kooky plot to banish their twin daughters to a twisted Scientology summer camp! The innocent, 8-year-old girls, Harper and Finley, will be packed up and sent to a six-week “intensive” cult retreat at the Delphian School in Sheridan, Ore., The National ENQUIRER has learned. The revelation follows The Creepy sex fiend husband in DESPERATE BATTLE to keep little girls ENQUIRER’s bombshell exclusive that pill-popping Lisa Marie, 49, had rejoined Scientology after checking herself into the church’s controversial rehab program! The ENQUIRER uncovered Lisa Marie’s stunning return to the cult after a six-week investigation that caught her being chaperoned by a high-ranking Scientologist at a Feb. 22 court hearing. We also busted Lisa Marie with the church minder in a Los Angeles Superior Court parking lot. YOU READ IT HERE FIRST 6 NATIONAL APRIL 24, 2017 Lisa Marie’s furious mother, Priscilla Presley, who’s caring for the twins, has given her approval for the retreat which starts in June — despite being so infuriated by Lisa Marie’s erratic behavior that they’re barely on speaking terms! “Lisa Marie is a mess right now,” confessed an insider close to Elvis Presley’s only child. “She’s still coping with her addiction problems and cannot take care of her girls, so she’s left that up to her mom, Priscilla and, by default, A court-ordered nanny accompanies Michael Lockwood on an outing with his twins THE secret gay life and wedding of “Copacabana” crooner Barry Manilow, 73, is making mainstream media headlines — but National ENQUIRER readers knew about it two years ago! In the April 20, 2015, issue, we told all about the intimate Palm Springs ceremony where Barry married longtime love and manager Garry Kief — and our spies even snapped a pic of the legendary hit-maker rocking a wedding band! “I didn’t think it was going to be that emotional,” Barry said. THE ONLY PUBLICATION WITH THE GUTS TO TELL IT LIKE IT IS PRESLEY to husband Michael. Per a court-ordered agreement, “But it’s unfair to Priscilla. She’ll be Lisa Marie has been paying him 72 in May and doesn’t feel equipped $10,000 a month — but just for five to take on the girls full-time.” months, and she provides no spousal Another spy confirmed: “It was support. Lisa’s idea to send the girls away “In the meantime, Priscilla has been for the summer, and helping Michael out Priscilla is supportive, financially,” the friend but everyone thinks it’s added. Lisa’s plan to turn the “She’s really kids against Michael. supportive and lets him “The truth is nobody see the kids whenever can take permanent he wants Ñ which care of them, even if makes Lisa Marie they want to. They finish furious!” school in June and will While Child Protection go straight to Oregon. Services in Los Sad as it seems, it Angeles investigates Grandma Priscilla has makes sense.” Lisa Marie’s claims been caring for the kids The program — that her husband branded “Summer at had “hundreds of Delphi” — costs $8,714 per child, inappropriate pictures and disturbing and enforces the crazed ramblings of video” on his computer, the agency Scientology creator and fiction writer took the girls from both parents L. Ron Hubbard. and agreed they could live with What’s more, the grandmother Priscilla. whole Delphi “Ideal “Lisa went crawling back to Org” is run by the Scientology as she realized it was the family of Lisa Marie’s only way to turn her life around,” a first husband, Danny church insider spilled. Keough! Now that she’s back in the Michael is “totally clutches of the cult, she’s forcing the against” sending controversial religion on her children. his daughters away, The informant confided: “It’s a winbut “he doesn’t have win for the church, too, since they’re a permanent place desperate to improve their reputation to stay right now,” in Hollywood. admitted a pal. “Patching things up with Lisa,” who “And he doesn’t fled Scientology five years ago, “is a have much income.” huge coup!” Garry Kief and husband Barry Manilow HOT TO TROT! Bill Clinton with hooker suspect COMMANDER-IN-CHEAT CAUGHT WITH YOUNG HOOKER HORNDOG Bill Clinton has been linked to a college girl prostitution ring! The scandal-marred president, who — as The National ENQUIRER has reported — has left a tawdry trail of 36 extramarital hookups, was caught on camera with Acacia Friedman, 23, who was busted for prostitution in Florida on March 29! Friedman, a student at the University of Miami, was arrested along with Samara Charlotin, 19, in a prostitution sting at a Coral Gables hotel. It’s unclear when the photo was taken, but the former president made multiple campaign “stumping” trips to Florida in the weeks before the election. The two girls were busted along with Maury Noun, 21, who was ACACIA FRIEDMAN allegedly acting as their pimp. According to police reports, Noun met with the arresting officer at the Hotel Colonnade and offered sex with the two girls for $5,000. But it was Friedman, Bill’s photo partner, who discussed having unprotected sex with the officer, according to the criminal complaint. “They both discussed sexual intercourse, ‘going all the way’ without a condom.” The trio was hit with numerous prostitution and drug-possession charges. “This is another sucker punch for [wife] Hillary,” said one source close to the Clintons. “Talk about Bill kicking her when she’s down.” NE APRIL 24, 2017 NATIONAL 7 FIRST TO KNOW OPRAH’S DAD READY TO TELL ALL! Oprah would be livid if she knew what her father was saying behind her back! Vernon planning to REVEAL FAMILY SECRETS? ENQUIRER EXCLUSIVE OPRAH Winfrey’s father is writing a bombshell memoir that is sure to be a must-read for fans of the talk show queen! Vernon Winfrey’s tale could include revelations about his daughter’s weight as well as her battles with drugs. “In private, Vernon talks about the REAL Oprah, as he knows her,” a source said. “Now he’s ready to lift the lid on the real story behind the family’s public image!” Friends said Vernon, who incredibly still works as a barber in Nashville, Tenn., has talked about how Oprah has used her weight-loss battle as a cash machine, raking in the dough while claiming to be an inspiration to others. He notes the notorious “yo-yo” dieter, 63, faced a bitter backlash when she bought a stake in Weight Watchers and publicly touted its program. His comments, 8 NATIONAL observers said, echo those of one internet poster who wrote: “She’s reinvented herself every five years — fat to thin to fat. It has made her millions.” Vernon is aware of Oprah’s wellreported past struggles with cocaine. While she has admitted to using cocaine in the 1970s, 70 she blamed it on her obsession with a man who was a drug dealer. The mogul’s dad said her weight struggle is just business APRIL 24, 2017 Vernon has told his friends about the real Oprah , Wynton was pulled out of school after family fight Teen taken to keep him from revealing dad’s CHEATING SECRETS! S Best friend Gayle is “more present than Stedman” Butt hher B er former boyfriend Randolph Cook claimed she used the drug during their six-month affair — which began in January 1985! Vernon could also write about Oprah’s decades-long romance with Stedman Graham — and the gay rumors that have swirled around her relationship with 62-year-old Gayle King! “What I saw over the years, Gayle was more present than Stedman,” Vernon said in one rrare public comment that pals rrevealed echoed his private musings. m “I don’t know any man … who ccould tolerate that.” TEVE Harvey ordered a hulking, fedorawearing goon named “Boomerang” to kidnap his own son after the TV titan learned the boy was spouting off about how he’d cheated on his wife! That is the shocking allegation to come from a world exclusive National ENQUIRER investigation that obtained a police report revealing the chilling confrontation between “Big Boom the Bodyguard” and Steve’s son, Wynton, 19. In the report, Florida International University police recount how they “received a phone call from” Wynton’s terrified biological mom, Mary, alleging her boy had been “abducted and removed from his dorm room.” In a world exclusive interview, Mary later told The ENQUIRER Wynton had discovered Steve was cheating on his stepmom and current wife, Marjorie, after seeing THE ONLY PUBLICATION WITH THE GUTS TO TELL IT LIKE IT IS STEVE SENT GOON AFTER OWN SON!! photos and texts on his father’s f--king think you’re talking to? phone. You do what the f--k I tell you to “Wynton was in school in Florida, do!” and he called me and asked me Then and in the wee hours of to get on Skype with him,” Mary the following morning came the told The ENQUIRER. “He asked me infamous incident in which Wynton if I thought Steve would ever be confronted Big Boom. unfaithful to Marjorie. While details of what “I said, ‘Well, I would like to think happened are not recounted that he would be smarter than to in the report, Mary told us jeopardize everything he has and Boom dragged Wynton out do something that dumb.’ of his dorm room, smashed “[Wynton] said, ‘Mom, you’re his phone, tore items wrong.’ He found out about this from the walls and hurled woman in his father’s life and he possessions on the floor! said, ‘Mom, it’s been going on for The report confirmed over two years.’ He has found a Wynton checked out at picture. 4 a.m. on Nov. 15, 2015, “He was totally disgusted by or just three months what he saw. He said he could not after Steve cried about believe after all these years, him how proud he was to telling me how to live my life and send Wynton and adopted how to be faithful, and how to be daughter Lori off to college. as a man, when he was doing this. Campus police reported Marjorie He was totally devastated when he told them Wynton was yanked found out he had been lied to.” from school because he was Mary said Steve, 60, found out his failing and playing hooky from son had confided in her about the class. Wynton later told police cheating — and went ballistic! he hadn’t been coerced into “Steve had called him that leaving, although by then he whole day. Wynton was already picked up the phone presumably in and patched me Chicago. in,” Mary told The According to ENQUIRER. “Steve the report, Steve’s was shouting all OFFICIAL personal assistant kinds of crazy stuff, dropped off Wynton’s DOCUMENTS belittling him and room key later that yelling, ‘Who you day. NE Steve with “Big Boom the Bodyguard” Steve and ex-wife Mary in 2001 ENQUIRER EXCLUSIVE BIG $$$ FOR CELEBRITY STORIES CALL 1-800-645-4708 TIP S@ NAT ION ALENQU IRER.C ❱❱ WWW.NATIONALENQUIRER.COM APRIL 24, 2017 NATIONAL OM 9 ! S T O H S HOT gh the ENQU Hollywood throu IRER lens WHEN? April 3 WHERE? Cabo San Lucas, Mexico WHAT? The name Bella translates to “beautiful” — and Bella Hadid, 20, translates to supermodel spectacular! WHEN? April 2 WHERE? Miami WHAT? Maybe those aren’t “Fifty Shades of Grey,” but that is sexy film star Dakota Johnson, 27, in a stunning black and gray bikini! NEWS KILLER JODI SNUBS HER DYING DAD! E Bill and Sandra Arias supported their daughter at her trial in 2013 10 NATIONAL WHEN? April 5 WHERE? Turks and Caicos WHAT? Can’t say uber-model Heidi Klum is going down the tubes! This fashion icon looks amazing at 43 while floating in the sunny Atlantic Ocean. VIL killer Jodi Arias’ parents sacrificed their financial health so they could stand by her during her sensational murder trial — but she’s coldly snubbing her father as he battles a serious illness! A source says Jodi, 36, responded to the news that her dad is “very sick” by saying: “He’s sick. People APRIL 24, 2017 die. That’s the course of life, right?” Such cold-bloodedness is par for the course for Jodi, who was convicted of the brutal June 4, 2008, slaying of her former boyfriend, Travis Alexander, who was 30. Sentenced to life in prison without parole, Jodi’s been incarcerated at the Perryville Prison for Women in Arizona for two years. Her parents, Bill and Sandra Arias, filed for bankruptcy in 2015. Sandra said she had to give up her job so she could “support my daughter during her trials.” At the time of their filing, the couple owed more than $40,000 and were trying to find a way to avoid foreclosure. NE THE ONLY PUBLICATION WITH THE GUTS TO TELL IT LIKE IT IS WHEN? April 1 WHERE? Mexico WHAT? Actress Sienna Miller, 35, is far from ancient, but she did give a splash of color to the beach near the 1,500-year-old Mayan ruins of Tulum! WHEN? April 4 WHERE? St. Barts WHAT? She’s the original supermodel, but Cindy Crawford still looks nearly perfect at age 51. And she’s still doing magazine covers! WHEN? April 4 WHERE? Bahamas WHAT? “Friends” star Courteney Cox rocks a little black bikini while on a family vacation. Amazing at 52! WHEN? April 4 WHERE? Hawaii WHAT? Lookin’ great, Kate! That’s 37-year-old Kate Hudson stringing the guys along in sunny Honolulu! WIN H! CA$ VE THE SOL RE R ENQUI N PAGE 52 ’S SS O COLORCRO COULD WIN! U O Y D AN FROM THE MOUTH OF A MURDERESS! National ENQUIRER INVESTIGATES returns to your TV with an in-depth look at convicted killer Jodi Arias, with graphic crime scene photos, candid conversations with friends and never-before-seen interviews with the bloody butcher herself! Tune in to Reelz on Wednesday nights at 10 ET! WEDNESDAY, APRIL 19 9ET/PT Jodi Arias was sentenced to life for the murder of her boyfriend APRIL 24, 2017 NATIONAL 11 ROB SHUTER MIDLER CASHING IN ON ‘HELLO, DOLLARS!’ Having to pay for your seat is a sure Bette! BETTE Midler may be the new queen of Broadway, but don’t expect a free ride! The Divine Miss M is starring in a wildly popular revival of the musical “Hello, Dolly!” But so many friends are clamoring for seats for the hot-ticket show that Bette’s begun charging them! “Bette has six house seats to every show. They are reserved for her to buy. If she doesn’t want them, then they are released 24 hours before her performance,” a show insider told Straight Shuter. “Tons of friends have been begging her to get them tickets, but what they don’t realize is Bette has to pay $209 for each of her reserved seats, and she isn’t willing to eat the expense. If you ask for tickets, you better be prepared to write a check — although cash is also accepted.” NEWS MAMA bear Kim Kardashian is protecting young daughter North West, telling mother and manager Kris Jenner to back off! “Kim wants North to have a different life than hers. She doesn’t want her to be a reality star unless she wants to, and has told her mother, Kris, that it’s way too early to talk about managers,” a snitch told Straight Shuter. “Kris is a brilliant businesswoman and knows there’s a lot of money to be made with children, but she is respecting Kim’s wishes — for now!” DYING DOLLY DITCHES FUNERA D OLLY Parton was so ill she couldn’t attend the funeral of her tragically drug-addicted niece last month, The National ENQUIRER can exclusively reveal. The shocking death of Tever Parton, 36, on March 26 left the The singer was left out of her niece’s obituary! 12 NATIONAL KIM SENDING NORTH IN A NEW DIRECTION VISIT NAUGHTY GOSSIP.COM FOR MORE SCOOP! APRIL 24, 2017 country superstar “devastated,” a source spilled, but Dolly was “too sick to travel” to the private memorial! “Dolly has been struggling lately,” one insider said. “It’s a serious concern and everyone’s worried how she’ll cope with her ailing health and family heartbreak!” Tever had lost custody of her only child and was arrested Dec. 16 on charges of marijuana intoxication and weapons possession. Her death ended a troubled life, THE ONLY PUBLICATION WITH THE GUTS TO TELL IT LIKE IT IS MODEL BEHAVIOR: AMERICA’S GOT CATFIGHTS! TWO supermodels on one TV show mean major sparks! Just ask bossy beauties Tyra Banks and Heidi Klum. “Heidi isn’t thrilled that Tyra has joined ‘America’s Got Talent’ as the host,” a tattler squealed to Straight Shuter. Longtime judge “Heidi was very close to Nick Cannon and isn’t happy he has been replaced, but what makes it worse is that he was replaced by Tyra. “Heidi knows Tyra from their days at Victoria’s Secret. Tyra was always the most high maintenance of the models ... Heidi thought she had seen the last of Miss Banks when she retired, but now she is back.” Always the purr-fect match for an outfit! MISER MARIAH’S GIFTS ARE JUST A FEW NOTES! My singing is just like a bird: cheap, cheap! FELINE GROOVY! Actress Dominique Swain attended a film premiere with the best accessory Straight Shuter has ever seen — her cat! MIMI’s a miser with gifts — unless you’re a fan of her perfect pipes! Mariah Carey isn’t the traditional gift-giving type. Rather than buy something at a store, she prefers more unique and tailor-made presents — which is why she gives the gift of her voice! “Mariah called me on my birthday and sang ‘Happy Birthday’ into my answering service,” a friend of the “Vision of Love” singer revealed to Straight Shuter. “I will save that message for eternity.” NEW! sexy glow head to toe Get younger looking skin and that healthy, spa-like glow right in your own home with Spin Spa! for body 5 Spa Attachments • Cleaning brush • Massage head • Scrubbing head • Mesh sponge • Pumice stone for face • Clear radiant skin • Pure deep cleaning • Leaves skin smooth AL OF DRUGGIE NIECE a tough existence marked by abuse of cocaine and Oxycontin. Tever once even assaulted her then-boyfriend’s cancer-stricken mother for drug money in 2006. Dolly, 71, forked over $25,000 for Tever’s rehab after that. A family insider accused Dolly of ❱❱ WWW.NATIONALENQUIRER.COM being cold-hearted, however, helping Tever battle her demons only to keep the scandal quiet! “The Partons have so much influence, they could do what they want and get away with it,” Tever’s former partner, Anthony Rose, told The ENQUIRER. NE ® Dolly claimed she was too ill to attend the service Bed Bath & Beyond, CVS, Rite Aid, Walgreens, and Walmart THE WORLD ON WAR FOOTING AS OUR NO-NON TRUMP’S ALL-OUT BLITZ ON KILLER DICTATORS! How the new administration WILL RESTORE PEACE AND WIPE OUT THE NEW AXIS OF EVIL D ECLARING the era of dictators and despots over, President Donald Trump has green-lighted a top-secret Pentagon plan to rid the Earth of ALL military madmen who murder and enslave their own people for power and profit! Called “Operation Clean Sweep,” the unprecedented campaign involves coordinated attacks on three continents — and a breathtaking array of military hardware and troops one Pentagon source called “the most powerful brought to bear in years!” Now — and leveraging our unrivaled White House and D.C. sources — we take The National ENQUIRER readers inside the White House “Situation Room” to reveal how American forces around the globe will annihilate: ❱❱ Nuclear-obsessed North Korean Maniac Kim Jong Un, who has repeatedly threatened to wipe the United States from the globe with his growing nuclear arsenal! ❱❱ Syrian tyrant Bashar al-Assad — who again unleashed nerve gas on his people, killing as many as 100, including children, during an April 4 attack. The horrific mass U.S. drone strikes 14 NATIONAL APRIL 24, 2017 THE ONLY PUBLICATION WITH THE GUTS TO TELL IT LIKE IT IS NSENSE COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF COM MM TAKES CHARGE! R Weasel #1 Kim Jong Un North Korean missile launch murder ended with victims gasping for air and foaming at the mouth — and Trump declaring he’d “crossed many, many lines.” ❱❱ Russian strongman Vladimir Putin — whose murderous reign of death has even touched America’s placid shores. Sources inside the White House said Trump has soured on Putin amid cascading revelations into his brutality — and plans to push back HARD against the Kremlin Kingpin. SYRIA S Weasel #2 d “For Trump, Syria’s chemical Bashar al-Assa aattack on children drastically Weasel #3 Vladimir Putin ❱❱ WWW.NATIONALENQUIRER.COM ENQUIRER. altered the way he viewed Russia, since Putin is Assad’s biggest supporter. You can’t separate them,” our source said. Meanwhile, the Situation Room has become a 5,525-square-foot “intelligence management center” that provides the president with the most technologically advanced command and control of all American forces around the globe. The following is what our source inside the Situation Room told us about Operation Clean Sweep: America now has 800 or more ground forces in and around Syria — including elite Army Rangers and a U.S. Marine artillery unit, supported by Stryker vehicles, armored Humvees and Himars (surface-to-surface rockets) and Apache helicopters. Those elements are working in tandem with the Kurdish Y.P.G. militia AND American air forces flying sorties over the country, ready to carpet-bomb ISIS strongholds. Meanwhile, the USS George H.W. Bush aircraft carrier is steaming nearby, along with the destroyers Laboon and Truxton and two Florida-based U.S. Navy cruisers, Philippine Sea and Hue City. A White House source told us the “cover story” for the build-up was the impending assault on the ISIS stronghold of Raqqa — but that “those elements will quickly pivot once the jihadists are eradicated. “They will then march very efficiently on Assad and end that nightmare once and for all!” NORTH KOREA During the second week in March, Trump quietly ordered the deployment of MQ-1C Gray Eagle Unmanned Aircraft Systems to South Korea. The drones are equipped with powerful Hellfire missiles capable of obliterating pint-sized dictator Kim Jong Un before he can unleash nuclear holocaust! Each is capable of staying airborne for 24 hours over North Korea! 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FOR THE FULL FDA PUBLISHED WARNING ON PROTON PUMP INHIBITORS PLEASE VISIT HTTP://WWW.FDA.GOV/DOWNLOADS/FORCONSUMERS/CONSUMERUPDATES/UCM213307 Japan on March 7 — at the very time the U.S. and South Korea were conducting routine annual military exercises. Those missiles traveled some 600 miles — and provided grave evidence North Korea is moving ahead in its plan to bring America’s West Coast within range of its missiles. What’s more, the president dispatched the nuclear-powered aircraft carrier USS Carl Vinson to the area. The carrier is a state-of-the-art floating death machine, crammed with 80-plus warplanes — including F/A 18F Super Hornets, E-2C Hawkeyes and EA-18G Growlers. “They have no equal in the air,” our source revealed. “Kim knows he’s outgunned.” In mid-March, SEAL Team Six — the elite unit that hunted down and killed Osama bin Laden — was deployed for the first time in South Korea on training exercises. It will be their job, our Pentagon source said, to find Kim’s whereabouts on the ground, inside North Korea — and then transmit that location to the drone operators, who will “unleash death!” British newspaper called it “the biggest transfer of American armor to the region since the fall RUSSIA of the Soviet Union.” Recent months have seen a “Obama ironically initiated the huge U.S. military build-up in build-up, but Trump has followed Eastern Europe — which one through,” said our insider. expert called “a dance of tanks!” “There’s a wall of steel moving That camouflaged ballet on treads along the Ukraine, includes 4,000 U.S. troops and ready to move. Plus, there is almost 2,800 pieces of military serious discussion inside the hardware, which initially went administration about arming to the port of Bremerhaven in Ukrainian forces fighting the northwest Germany, close to Russian-based separatists. Eastern Europe. “Putin has met his match in The force was so great one Trump!” Navy cruise missile attack American tanks poised in Poland TRUMP CUTS PUPPET MASTER OBAMA’S STRINGS! Deep State operative BUSTED for selling nation secrets THE FBI has rooted out one of Barack Obama’s “Deep State” moles, charging the State Department flunky with living large and lavishly on the dime of Red Chinese spies! For years, Candace Marie Claiborne, 60, was greased with gifts from People’s Republic of China intelligence agents, The National ENQUIRER can now reveal. According to a federal complaint unsealed in court, the dastardly diplomat banked $10,000 in gifts and cash over five years, including cash wires to her USAA bank account, an Apple iPhone and laptop, Chinese New Year’s gifts, meals, travel and vacations. She even got free tuition at a Chinese WWW.NATIONALENQUIRER.COM fashion school, a fully furnished apartment and a monthly stipend! The feds did not specify what Claiborne provided her Chinese overlords in return for this illicit bonanza — but officials noted a Chinese agent ordered her to turn over secret government documents about U.S. affairs with Japan. As The ENQUIRER has reported, expresident-turned-puppet-master Barack Obama has sicced an army of bureaucrats and spies on his successor, Donald Trump, orchestrating a calculated campaign of sabotage from afar. “It’s possible Claiborne’s arrest signals his plot is finally unraveling,” said a source familiar with the plot. “Trump is rooting them out one at a time. She could be the first of many!” Claiborne has been at the State Department since 1999, and served overseas in Baghdad, Beijing, Shanghai and Sudan. Officials said she was required to “report any contacts with persons suspected of affiliation with a foreign intelligence agency.” She is charged with obstructing an official proceeding and making false statements to the FBI, both felonies. What’s more, another Obama flunky has seemingly confirmed previous ENQUIRER reports that Obama DID wiretap Trump in the run-up to the 2016 election. During an appearance on CNN — or the so-called “Clinton News Network” — Evelyn Farkas confessed a “frantic desire” by Obama officials to preserve intelligence about Trump’s advisers in the waning days of Obama’s administration, because they were worried such information would be locked away once Trump took office. She previously worked as Obama’s deputy assistant secretary of defense for Russia. NE NATIONAL OBAMA’S SHAME! ENQUIRER SP HEARTBREAKING SYRIAN HOLOCAUST Tragic truth about CHEM WEAPON MASSACRE THE strike on Idlib was described as the worst chemical weapons attack in years. Syrian military has denied using poison gas, but the attack is believed to have been carried out by forces loyal to President Bashar Assad, as they try to quash rebel factions in an increasing violent civil war that was long ignored by Obama. 18 NATIONAL APRIL 24, 2017 D OZENS of innocent lives were lost in the rebelheld region of Idlib, Syria, on April 4 — due to cowardly former President Barack Obama’s refusal to battle evildoers loyal to Syrian leader Bashar Assad, who were known to be in possession of dangerous chemical weapons! The past administration’s weakness resulted in the death of at least 100 victims — including 20 children — from what was believed to be sarin gas. “What happened ... is unacceptable to me,” said President Donald Trump, who condemned the brutal war crime. THE ONLY PUBLICATION WITH THE GUTS TO TELL IT LIKE IT IS PECIAL REPORT SHOCK and outrage were the reactions of the world as chemical weapons slaughtered scores of civilians in Syria. Some of the injured were rushed to a hospital in Turkey, where doctors desperately tried to save them. But many were not so lucky — poisoned by deadly gas with no chance of escape. OVERWHELMED by the sheer amount of corpses, devastated citizens dug trenches to bury the dead from an attack that President Trump said “cannot be ignored by the civilized world.” A doctor noted 80 percent of the wounded were women and children, and whole families suffered horribly as they died from asphyxiation. NE ❱❱ WWW.NATIONALENQUIRER.COM APRIL 24, 2017 NATIONAL 19 NEWS HILLARY PAID BRIT SPIES TO SMEAR TRUMP! AN EX-BRITISH spy, employed as a political hit man by Hillary’s supporters, worked with the FBI — right in the middle of a presidential election — to try to destroy her opponent, Donald Trump. As Trump steamrolled toward the Republican nomination in early 2016, the word went out at Hillary headquarters: Get dirt on Donald! So a coterie of her campaign supporters, their names still well hidden, amassed a secret fund to pay Christopher Steele — a former spy in Britain’s elite MI6 — to delve into Trump’s 2013 trip to Moscow and any other contacts with Russians to find compromising material. Steele had last been in Russia in 1993, when he was expelled for spying, but he allegedly still had sources deep inside the intelligence community. So began the search for dirt. But he came up dry. Russians had offered Trump millions in loans and tried to entice him with great-sounding business deals but Donald wasn’t biting. So, with no real dirt, Steele amassed a “dossier” of unverifiable stories about Donald’s visit to the Russian capital. Hookers, porn, deviant sex all played a role in smearing Trump. But none if it stuck because none of it could be proven. Steele tried to peddle the dossier to the media outlets and all of them turned him down. Liberal though they were, they still wouldn’t run the story. Because Steele couldn’t prove a word of it! So Steele went to the FBI, where he had a few contacts. He gave them the dossier and still found no takers. It was the end of October and the phony dossier remained unpublished. So Steele pushed his buddies at the FBI. The bureau agreed to pay Steele’s expenses — with taxpayer money — as he dug deeper. Even after Trump was elected by the American people — and was now the president-elect, Steele peddled his dossier to anyone who would listen. But still, no takers. So Steele, through an intermediary, arranged to pass the dossier to Sen. John McCain, who hated Trump. Although McCain, too, found no proof of the claims, he had no qualms about bringing it right to James Comey, head of the FBI. Under pressure from administration Democrats, Comey included a summary of the dossier in his weekly intelligence briefing. Even though he appended a statement saying none of it could be verified, the material now had the legitimacy of the FBI behind it and the media published it. So Hillary donors paid a spy to dig up phony dirt on Trump. The spy got the FBI to pay him for it. And they brought the unproven material to the president and it was then leaked out. All of this was not against a private citizen or a candidate for president. It was against the president-elect of the United States. Here his own intelligence community was conspiring with Hillary’s donors and a British agent to frame the next president. We need Hillary to come clean and tell us who paid for this black operation and for the FBI to tell us who authorized them to pay for it. A ENQUIRER READERS SAY... PRESIDENT TRUMP IS ONE WINNING PREZ Reader survey shows The Donald has plenty of passionate support! NationalENQUIRER.com asked: “How Is President Trump Doing?” — the answer was overwhelmingly positive for the Prez! 52% declared they weren’t tired of winning yet and “Highly lyy Approve” of Trump’s short time in office. 12% of the surveyed readers were willing to simply “Approve” HIGHLY E 52 APPROV 20 NATIONAL 4 of the new White House — and 30% blasted Trump as a “Total Failure” even before his first 100 days! A smaller fraction of 4% were simply “Disappointed” with TTrump’s early decisions. There wasn’t much room in the middle, though — with SIMPLY APPROV E only 2% of ENQUIRER readers left “Undecided” E TOTAL FAILUR about the president’s performance! 12 30 2 UNDECIDED Since Wendy’s accusation broke, Bill O’Reilly’s talk show has continually lost advertisers CHECK OUT: A NATIONAL ENQUIRER INVESTIGATION UNCOVERS DEPLORABLE TREATMENT FOR OUR MILITARY HEROES! www.nationalenquirer.com S BILL O’Reilly continues hosting his popular FOX News program unpunished, one of his alleged victims claimed she has been the target of a sinister intimidation campaign to compel her silence! This extraordinary bombshell accusation came to light in an exclusive National ENQUIRER interview with respected psychologist and radio talk show host Wendy Walsh in the wake of her shocking admission the cocky conservative pressured her to visit his hotel room after a critical DISAPP OINTED APRIL 24, 2017 THE ONLY PUBLICATION WITH THE GUTS TO TELL IT LIKE IT IS O’REILLY SEX VICTIM TELLS ALL! Ex-‘Baywatch’ beauty reveals SHE WAS BULLIED to stay silent over FOX hound’s harassment ENQUIRER EXCLUSIVE business meeting! “It was difficult NOT to go to the room,” Wendy, 54, a former “Baywatch” star, told The ENQUIRER. “He’s the biggest boss.” Wendy was a guest on “The O’Reilly Factor” multiple times in 2013. It was then she claimed the 67-year-old creep reneged on his promise to secure her a network job after rebuffing his advances. ❱❱ WWW.NATIONALENQUIRER.COM “He grew more and more cold [after the incident] and I knew that my job prospects at FOX were done,” Wendy claimed to The ENQUIRER. “I didn’t know that as a job applicant I would be the victim of sexual harassment.” Now, Wendy said O’Reilly’s lawyers have bombarded her with a barrage of threatening letters despite her public statement she’s not interested in a lucrative payout, despite his reported $70 million net worth. “I want to be clear, I’m NOT after money,” she told The ENQUIRER. “That’s why I say very proudly my Alongside her lawyer, Lisa Bloom, below left, Wendy Walsh insists she did not come forward to go after the FOX hostÕs money silence is not for sale.” Her courageous statement comes after the disclosure FOX, its parent company 21st Century Fox or O’Reilly himself have shelled out about $13 million to FIVE OTHER WOMEN since 2002, “in exchange for agreeing to not pursue litigation or speak about their accusations against him.” “That’s the game — divide and conquer; muzzle women,” said Wendy. Her attorney, Lisa Bloom, makes it clear the point is not a shakedown for cash — but to cast an unflattering spotlight on the ongoing problem. “Apparently, FOX News bbelieves li that the anti-discrimination laws do NOT apply to them,” said Bloom. “They believe that they can pay woman after woman to go away so that they can keep the harassers in place to victimize the next woman.” Wendy insisted she only came forward when she was told by a reporter about several OTHER women who fell victim to O’Reilly’s unwanted advances. “I want to be with a sisterhood of 30 women who have a story, but they have bought their silence,” said Wendy. NE APRIL 24, 2017 NATIONAL 21 NEWS BITTER DIVORCE sends sexy star spiraling Weed could be trouble indeed in Scarlett’s divorce battle SCARLETT GOES BACK TO WEED! B Romain wants to raise Rose in France — away from “absentee” mom EAUTY Scarlett Johansson has gone to pot in the wake of her bitter marriage bust-up, The National ENQUIRER has learned — a development that could see her custody battle with ex Romain Dauriac grow even more nasty! “While her hair and makeup was being done, Scarlett revealed to a friend over her cell phone that she wanted to break away and get over to Jamaica,” a spy told The ENQUIRER. “She said she loved the beaches, the food and, especially, the MARIJUANA! “Scarlett said she was under a lot of stress right now and needed to go on a pot-smoking holiday to unwind!” It’s no secret that ScarJo, 32, likes to puff pot — with a report from 2014 revealing she was a dope-smoker all the way back in high school! Scarlett and prep-school boyfriend Jack Antonoff — who’s now dating Lena Dunham — were JEN’S FOUND A NEW BEN! Garner’s GETTING COZY WITH BODYGUARD – and he’s an Affleck double! REVENGE is sweet — especially when it comes when he’s off the clock,” a spy revealed. w to romance! “He goes above the call of duty and Jennifer Garner, 45, has grown close to a aactually has conversations with hunk-for-hire after The National ENQUIRER hher. He often has her in fits of exclusively revealed slimeball ex-husband ggiggles. Ben Affleck has crawled back to the nanny “She hasn’t felt this light in he previously had an affair with! yyears — since her problems with What’s more, the mystery man is the Ben began!” NE B spitting image of the troubled actor! “As far as Jen is concerned, there’s nothing BEN THERE – wrong with having a little eye candy in her life. In DONE THAT! fact, she feels she deserves it,” spilled an insider. “Especially given that she suffered the humiliation of Ben cheating with the nanny. Now she can get the ultimate revenge by being seen on the arm of her hot bodyguard! “She can’t help but feel butterflies when he’s around. She can’t deny he’s very good-looking,” tattled a mole. The flirty photographs obtained by The ENQUIRER show Jen’s brave face transformed into radiant joy. SERVICE BRINGS A SMILE “It’s gotten to the point where they hang out even HMM ... LOOKS FAMILIAR! 22 NATIONAL APRIL 24, 2017 TIGHT SECURITY! The guard and Jen hang out off the clock, too THE ONLY PUBLICATION WITH THE GUTS TO TELL IT LIKE IT IS said to be the “Cheech & Chong” of their New York City campus, according to a classmate. “She smoked elegantly,” recalled a pal of the two at the Professional Children’s School. In the fall of 2011, Scarlett was spotted in Scotland smoking what appeared to be a marijuana “joint” while on break from filming “Under the Skin.” Now, insiders said Romain could use Scarlett’s love of weed in court as the pair battle over custody of daughter Rose, who turned 2 in September. Scarlett filed for divorce March 7, saying the marriage was “irretrievably broken,” and sought primary custody of the tot. But Romain has vowed to whisk the child away to his native France to save her from her “absentee” mom! “At this point my client will pursue joint custody and primary physical custody,” said Romain’s o e lif str attorney, Hal Mayerson. As The ENQUIRER reported last month, Hal said Romain, 34, had been acting as his daughter’s primary caregiver while “Avengers” star ScarJo gallivanted around the globe for her movie career. Romain “is tired of having to run his life and his child’s life based on Ms. Johansson’s shooting schedule,” Hal said. Celebrity divorce attorney Raoul Felder told The ENQUIRER: “This could definitely affect the custody case! Any kind of drug use would reflect badly on the parent. You can be sure that the husband, Romain Dauriac, and his attorney will bring it up before the judge!” This is yet another headache for Scarlett, who’s recently seen her formerly fabulous movie career go up in smoke as the $110 million sci-fi flick “Ghost in the Shell” flopped in its first week, taking in a paltry $19 million! t p 10 a Y m R fr o VE E M ❱❱ NEW PROBLEMS AFTER ‘GHOST’ FLOP I live live alone ph e S! a ta g l ca UTE n v i ia N Sa t en o ScarJo puffs away on a break from “Under the Skin” in 2011 I b t I’m never but e alone. a o . I have a e Life Alert. FALL EMERGENCY HELP AT HOME E! G FRIPE I PN SH SHOWER EMERGENCY HOME INVASION ® HELP ON THE GO One touch off a button sends help fast, f 24/7, ffor: medical • fall • home invasion emergencies, even whenn you can’t reach a phone at Home H or On-the-Go. No landline? No problem! ¨ I’ve fallen and I can’t get up! 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At first, Ryan thought they were just isolated incidents, but after word penetrated the female underground, girls were even attempting to grab and goose him! But Ryan just smiles, nods politely and honks ‘hello’ (like good li’l baby geese/ goslings do) as frantic fillies gallop to grab him!” TINA FEY suffered a barf-inducing reaction when she heard word of Bad Grrrl LINDSAY LOHAN BEGGING to star in the new stage version of Tina’s megahit “Mean Girls” that’ll debut as a live musical in Washington, D.C., this summer — and while even LiLo knows she’s waaay too old to star again as the teenager, she’s still begging to be cast as Tina’s schoolmarm character! Prattled My Tina Tattler: “Tina was dumbstruck! Her stage musical version’s taken years to perfect — but now Lindsay wants Tina’s schoolteacher part? It was insane! Tina said, ‘OMG, even if we could get Lindsay to show up on time for live performances, I can’t even begin to picture her playing ME!” (Oh, LiLo, that’s so not FETCH!) NOTE : Tina said NO original castmembers, including HER! Tina Fey rocks La LiLo: ‘Mean’ days are OVER! TICKER 24 NATIONAL Ellen ain’t bitchy, BITCHES! SEEMS every gossip column you read (not this one) labels ELLEN DEGENERES BITCHY — but after scooping this gem, I call her Dame GENEROUS! It started with Ellen in a thorny mood, shopping with galpals at a froufrou flower shop, but Cranky Time truly cranked when a friend took crazy time creating a $1,000-plus flower arrangement — then haggled endlessly over the bill! Snarked My Lesbian Spy: “Ellen was dying to split, but her pal kept adding petals, stems, even lemons as our star kvetched, ‘When is this going to get done?’ Pissed as the gal kept haggling, Ellen barked: ‘Just put it on my credit card and LET’S GO!’” REGIS: AM I STILL ‘LIVE’??! THE times, they are a-tickin’ — but NOT in a good way for 85-year-old REGIS PHILBIN, who’s groaning to pals that he’s dead exhausted because insomnia and mega-scary nightmares are suddenly haunting him! Reported My Late Night Spy: “Regis never had problems getting shut-eye, but now shudders he’s scared to sleep amid fears he’ll never wake up — plus he DREADS endless, bone-chilling nightmares starring hateful ex-‘Live’ sidekick KELLY RIPA! Regis once happily nodded off to ‘Seinfeld’ reruns at bedtime, snoring even before the credits ran. Now he moans that he lies helplessly wide-eyed as the clock ticks waaay past 3!” … And how was YOUR week? ❱❱ “Friends” star LISA KUDROW defines the “roots” of her comedic talent: “When I went blonde, it lightened me up! I’m NOT kidding — it’s true!” ❱❱ FunnyGuy BOB SAGET: “What’s a bad thing about having a big penis? … Um, can’t think of anything at the moment!” APRIL 24, 2017 THE ONLY PUBLICATION WITH THE GUTS TO TELL IT LIKE IT IS Cowabunga, Dude! 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K ATIE Holmes is set to spill blockbuster secrets that will destroy Scientologist ex-husband Tom Cruise! As The National ENQUIRER has exclusively reported, the couple’s 2012 divorce settlement bound the former “Dawson’s Creek” cutie to silence and public celibacy for five long years. But that draconian deal expires in July, leaving Katie free to tell all about Tom, his sinister religion and every explosive detail of her six-year marriage to the “Mission: Impossible” superstar! “She knows where all of the GOING HAND IN HAND Katie has been trying to keep her relationship with Jamie quiet bodies are buried in Scientology; she’ll need to be meticulous with how she blows the whistle on the cult’s methods,” confided a toplevel source. “Tom will be exposed as a controlling egomaniac, the truth about his disconnection from [daughter] Suri will come to light, and it’ll make people think twice before associating themselves with him. “The church is under fire, and if Katie wants to get revenge on Tom, she could single-handedly take down the entire religion.” As part of her split from the poster boy of the space-alien cult, “Katie KATIE HOLMES ENQUIRER EXCLUSIVE Marathoner Katie now can dish about her long, troubled run with Tom 26 NATIONAL ❱❱ ‘SHE COULD SINGLE-HA TAKE DOWN THE ENTIRE APRIL 24, 2017 THE ONLY PUBLICATION WITH THE GUTS TO TELL IT LIKE IT IS SSIONS! JAMIE FOXX Katie and Jamie were spotted on a romantic dinner date in NYC ANDEDLY RELIGION’ ❱❱ WWW.NATIONALENQUIRER.COM was forbidden from discussing anything personal about him, Scientology, their marriage and divorce,” snitched an insider. “But in just a few short months, Katie will be able to talk about what happened to her — and how much better off she is now.” In fact, the pretty and poised actress, 38, has already embraced her imminent freedom by publicly confirming her romance with Tom’s former best friend, Jamie Foxx. The ENQUIRER spies caught smitten Katie and loved-up Jamie sharing a romantic dinner in New York City. “It was the perfect date, and as Katie gets closer to fully reclaiming her life again, Jamie is ready and waiting with open arms,” a tipster revealed. Katie had wanted out of the marriage when Tom began planning to send their then-6-year-old daughter, Suri, to Scientology’s notoriously harsh Sea Org Academy, spilled a source. That’s when Katie’s father, Martin Holmes — a prominent divorce attorney in Ohio — went to bat for his youngest daughter, helping her sucker-punch Tom with a surprise divorce. As The ENQUIRER reported in a world exclusive scoop, Katie has been dating the Oscar-winning “Ray” star, 49, on the down-low since 2013. “Under the divorce settlement, Katie couldn’t be seen with another guy in public. She could date in secret, but Tom didn’t want Suri around other men,” revealed another source. “Katie got full physical custody of Suri, which is what she wanted — so she signed on the dotted line.” David’s home was the shooter’s target ENQUIRER EXCLUSIVE David Cassidy 911 TERROR! CRAZED GUNMAN shot at ‘Partridge Partridge Family’ star UNDER SIEGE Would-be burglars sought entry to his home more than once! BOOZED-UP and bankrupt David Cassidy is in the crosshairs of a killer! three years earlier by Sue after Shocking transcripts of a she received a request from frantic 911 call for police at the a shadowy “alarm company Fort Lauderdale, Fla., home representative” asking for the of the 67-year-old former security code on their front “Partridge Family” star have gate. revealed he was the target in a She quickly contacted police chilling shooting incident! to tell them she believed her The desperate call made in home was being cased and that 2006 reported that an Asian man “someone was just trying to had driven by David’s property, get the passcode so they could blasting bullets from a gun while burglarize” their house! Despite screaming, “I’ll be back!” the calls being in the public The frightening attack came record, David’s reps denied after ANOTHER disturbing 911 they were made. 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Previous workers claimed “Jenny from the Block” pays nearly as low as one can go! One ex-staffer reported assistants who work for her get paid about HALF the going rate as other celeb assistants — and they’re on call 24 hours a day, seven days a week! Don’t even bother applying for the job if you’ve got a spouse — or even a pet — because while extra time is always available for J.Lo, she doesn’t expect you to have time APRIL 24, 2017 for anything else! Despite her large bottom line, Khloé Kardashian — who now has an estimated worth of $32 million — is notorious for being one of Tinseltown’s biggest tightwads! “She never, EVER tips at restaurants, and is tight as hell with the hired help,” dished an on-set spy! “She’s always paying as little as possible and trying to score freebies wherever she can!” But even that turns out to be better than working for professional mess Lindsay Lohan. Her assistants blabbed anyone who works for LiLo can ONLY count on getting paid LATE — or not at all! THE FIRING SQUAD Anybody can get fired for doing a bad job, but supreme diva Mariah Carey has the unique distinction of sacking an assistant for being too good! She fired nanny Simonette DaCosta in 2014 for taking better care of her 5-year-old twins, Moroccan and Monroe, than SHE did! She reportedly told pals the kids “were getting confused about who the mommy was.” Meanwhile, firing isn’t good THE ONLY PUBLICATION WITH THE GUTS TO TELL IT LIKE IT IS R EXCLUSIVE JENNIFER LOPEZ Work more — for less! NAOMI CAMPBELL Wick-ed candle nut JAMES CAMERON Demands “Titanic” hours enough for sadistic “Avatar” director James Cameron. Former staffers reported he forces staffers he doesn’t like to endure “long hours, hard tasks and harsh criticism! ASININE ASKS! You can’t always get what you want, but you CAN try to force your minions to go to hell and back for impossible requests. One former assistant who sued Lady Gaga for $390,000 in unpaid overtime said the singer asked her to do EVERYTHING for her — including flushing her toilet! But supermodel Naomi Campbell ❱❱ WWW.NATIONALENQUIRER.COM KHLOÉ KARDASHIAN A tip: Don’t expect one! CHERYL HINES Beastly needs set the bar even higher when one ex-assistant claimed she demanded her hotel suites have five lilyscented candles in the bathroom, 10 in the living room and 10 MORE in the bedroom! If they weren’t present when she arrived, Naomi “would intimidate, yell and make people cry.” Another star forced an assistant to skip Thanksgiving with her family because she wanted her to be on a conference call — “not to participate in it — just to listen in!” Former “Curb Your Enthusiasm” star Cheryl Hines forces her assistants to clean out the animal JESSICA SIMPSON A hairy situation! BEN AFFLECK Teatime tension cages in her daughter’s room. Her rationale? “It’s not easy to handle a hedgehog.” THE ODD SQUAD Ben Affleck may play the everyman in most movies, but offscreen he’s a royal pain, especially when it comes to tea! “When I was training for the job, they told me Ben loves a very specific cup of Nestea iced tea,” a former personal assistant blabbed. “It had to be unsweetened, and I was to sweeten it ONLY with 1.5 packets of Splenda.” Jessica Simpson is such a slob she feels comfortable tossing her hair extensions anywhere around the house, with the expectation her peons will sweep them up! “It looks like an animal has been shedding all over her house!” said one beleaguered servant! Another assistant to an unnamed A-List loony cut her losses when the boss refused to speak more than three sentences to her in more than six months on the job! The diva actually asked another assistant to communicate with her when she wanted someone to fetch her a cup of coffee! All things considered, we’d be happier asking folks if they want fries with their order! NE APRIL 24, 2017 NATIONAL 31 REAL LIFE SHATTERING NEWS A BRIEF GLIMPSE OF LIFE The fetus’ brain condition will be fatal Newborn Eva will meet her parents, however briefly SHE’LL GIVE BIRTH SO OTHERS MAY LIVE! Keri’s unborn child has no brain – but she’ll DONATE HEALTHY ORGANS W HEN Keri Young got the heart-wrenching news that her fetus didn’t have a viable brain, she made the most selfless decision imaginable. The courageous mom-to-be decided to carry her daughter to term — and donate her newborn’s organs to babies who need them. “Choice doesn’t just mean terminating,” said Keri’s husband, Royce Young. “Choice can mean life.” At Keri’s 19-week ultrasound, the Oklahoma City couple was told their daughter was suffering from anencephaly, a condition that causes a baby to be born without parts of the brain or skull. Almost all infants born with the condition die soon after birth. “Somehow through full-body, ugly crying, Keri looked up and asked, ‘If I carry her full term, can we donate her organs?’ ” Royce, a writer for ESPN, wrote in an emotional 32 NATIONAL Facebook post that’s been shared thousands of times. Together, the couple — who have an older son — decided Keri would deliver the baby, to be named Eva. Doctors told them Eva’s kidneys, Keri and Royce are turning heartbreak into help for others APRIL 24, 2017 heart valves, liver and possibly her pancreas would be eligible for donation. Her lungs also could be donated to research. But donating organs wasn’t the only reason for the decision. Keri and Royce realized “Eva is alive, and our daughter deserves to meet her mama and daddy,” Royce wrote. Keri’s due date is May 7, and she’s “feeling every little kick, every hiccup and every roll,” her husband wrote. Despite that, Keri is soldiering on. “We’re not hoping for a miracle. We know she will not live,” Keri wrote in her own Facebook post. “But someone else is desperately hoping for a miracle.” Her husband agreed, writing: “There’s another family out there hurting and hoping for a miracle for their baby, knowing full well someone else’s baby will need to die first. Eva can be that miracle.” Keri also wrote: “Eva will have life even though it will be short. She’ll donate anything she can and do more in her time on Earth than I ever will.” NE THE ONLY PUBLICATION WITH THE GUTS TO TELL IT LIKE IT IS Order the collection now beginning with the Herman and Lily figurine at $69.99*, payable in two installments of $34.99, the first due before shipment. Your purchase is backed by our 365-day money-back guarantee. You'll receive and pay for each figurine about every other month; cancel at any time by notifying us. 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Shocking photos obtained exclusively by The National ENQUIRER show Portia, who battled anorexia for decades, bearing frighteningly “suspicious” scars that appear to be the results of cutting herself! “In the past when Portia felt stressed or insecure, she’d stop eating,” said an insider. “Now the fear is that she’s fallen into self-injury.” Portia, 44, and Ellen, 59, who wed in 2008, have had their share of problems. In 2014, they even entered therapy — but it didn’t take, and now insiders believe they’re on the brink of divorce. The two are living apart, with Ellen holed up in Montecito, Calif., and Portia rattling around in their massive Beverly Hills mansion. Now, Ellen has reportedly put the 10,000-square-foot home on the market for $45 million — hoping to sell it out from under her own wife! Jealousy has been gnawing at the relationship lately, due to Portia’s bond with her “Scandal” co-star, 34 NATIONAL SUSPICIOUS SCARS Matthew Del Negro. “Ellen can’t deal when Portia gets attached to anyone else, man or woman,” said the insider. “But it works both ways. When Ellen kisses up to her famous friends like Jennifer Lawrence, Portia becomes consumed with self-doubt.” It’s no wonder the scars on Portia’s wrists are so troubling. “They’re parallel,” remarked noted physician Dr. Stuart Fischer. “That’s highly suspicious.” Added Dr. Fischer, who has not treated Portia: “Cutting is usually a sign of someone in a state of serious psychological emergency.” While cutting is not always fatal, one false move of the razor and Portia could bleed to death! “There’s a defiant side to Portia, so she’s resisting help,” said the source. “Everyone’s hoping she gets the therapy she needs — before it’s too late!” NE APRIL 24, 2017 Wife Ellen and Portia are living apart ENQUIRER EXCLUSIVE THE ONLY PUBLICATION WITH THE GUTS TO TELL IT LIKE IT IS EE g FR pin ip Sh Finally... A scooter that loads itself in and out of your car. Introducing the Quingo® Flyte - the powerful, portable mobility scooter that you never have to lift. 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LADY Gaga’s traded a “Bad Romance” for a new beau — agent Christian Carino! The pop star, 31, wasn’t looking for love after her steamy affair with “Chicago Fire” star Taylor Kinney flamed out, but now she’s very “comfortable” with her more stable new squeeze, an insider squealed. “When Gaga was with Taylor, she had to do everything. She was always flying off to Chicago to see him,” the source sniped. “But Christian is a very take charge guy. He’s also 17 years older and used to taking care of people’s careers. She likes his strength.” He’s also Italian, which makes her folks happy, according to insiders. “Being based in L.A. has also made it easier for them to spend time together,” the source spilled. “She isn’t looking back now.” WHO’S DOING WHO? 36 NATIONAL R hotel in Italy Lion-hearted Rooney MAKES A MOVE! ON! It’s “Good Times” for conservative mouthpiece Ann Coulter! Famed producer Norman Lear revealed on April 2 she’s dating ’70s TV star Jimmie “J.J.” Walker! APRIL 24, 2017 ON! 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Sarah and husband Todd have bailed on their troublemaking eldest son, Track, who is waging a custody battle over his infant son, Charlie. “Track is out of control,” said Matthew Loewe, dad of Track’s baby mama, Jordan. “He’s thrown rocks at Jordan — even when she’s holding their baby!” In a jaw-dropping exclusive interview with The National ENQUIRER Matthew also revealed the Palins have cut ties with their boozing son. “Todd and Sarah won’t help him with sh-t anymore,” Matthew said. Sadly, Track, 27, desperately needs help! In January 2016, he allegedly punched Jordan in the face at his parents’ Wasilla, Alaska, home. He was charged with assault, interfering with the report of a domestic violence crime and possessing a weapon while intoxicated. Yet while the first two were dropped, after Track agreed to plead guilty to misconduct involving weapons while under the influence, a year after the incident, Jordan filed for full custody. Matthew understands why the Palins’ would wash their hands of their violent son. “He threatened to beat up [his dad]!” Matthew said. “Do you think they’d help him?” VOICE OF AMERICA Win $50 for the LETTER OF THE WEEK and $25 for every other letter we publish. Newsworthy O.J. Simpson doesn’t want the “Made in America” documentary to air because he doesn’t want fellow prisoners to know about his shameful past (“Oscar Win a Parole Killer for O.J.,” March 20). Come on, O.J.! Your past is known to virtually anyone who can read. –Debora M., Sylmar, Calif. Over the top Publishing a nude cookbook? What in the world is Kim MAKE PLANS Kardashian thinking? (“Kim’s the Next Naked Chef!” March 13). I think she has lost her mind and is disrespectful. She needs to be a mom and take care of her kids. She ought to be ashamed! –Crystal B., Eastpointe, Mich. Lucky kids Poor Adam Mwale! He couldn’t care for his twin girls, so he put them in a orphanage. 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