263 lb Mariah O.J. O J N NAMES AMES WORLD EXCLUSIVE JAILHOUSE INTERVIEW REVENGE HIT LIST! ® NATIONAL N ATION N AL TOO FAT TO WALK! ® 78LB LB ANGIE Frightening PHOTOS SKIN & BON BONES! NES! ■ Secret that’s KILLING HER ■ Brad RUSHES TO HER SIDE ■ ‘IT’S A DESPERATE CRY FOR HELP!’ 40-YEAR DEATH ANNIVERSARY NEW ELVISS AUTOPSY COVER-UP! AUGUST 7, 2017 FIRST TO KNOW SEX-STARVED KATY’S BOOZE-SOAKED SPREE! Since split with Orlando sheÕs one hot MESS! S INGLE and in shambles, Katy Perry crawled into a wine bottle on an Italian escape from the harsh reality of her disastrous love life! That is the tragic conclusion from these world exclusive photos obtained by The National ENQUIRER revealing the pop princess’ loveless vacation in the otherwise idyllic hot spot of Sesto Fiorentino. Katy’s girls-only getaway was a shocking — and stark — contrast to last September, when the “Roar” singer, 32, enjoyed a loved-up holiday with thenboyfriend Orlando Bloom, 40. As The ENQUIRER reported, it was during that vacation in Sardinia, Italy, that Katy infamously appeared on a paddleboard with a rowing Orlando behind her, his exposed manhood on full display. “I think Katy’s having a crisis, and not even the wonders of Italy could cheer her up,” spilled an insider close to the new “American Idol” judge. “A lot stems from her lack of a love life. It’s been four months since she and Orlando split, and she’s still not over it. Katy was “Katy’s heart has been spotted with broken so many times, a naked and the only fulfillment Orlando last she gets is from work. year “It’s not good for her.” As The ENQUIRER recently revealed, Katy admitted to being haunted by suicidal thoughts and depression — despite her amazing success. “I feel ashamed that I Exclusive sneak peeks at Katy solo in Italy Time for a stretch on a pebble beach would have those thoughts,” said Katy, whose brief marriage to British comic Russell Brand also ended in ruin. Their divorce was followed by failed romances with musician John Mayer and “Pirates of the Caribbean” hunk Orlando. “It’s not just been one time that I’ve felt really low,” Katy confessed. “I have my own addictions that I struggle with, whether that’s love or substance or things like that.” What’s more, after nine No. 1 hits, Katy’s latest single, “Bon Appétit,” topped at a humiliating No. 59 on Billboard’s Top 100 — sending her into a downward spiral, sources said. But then, she accepted ABC’s offer to join “Idol” for $25 million — the highest payday ever for a judge on the show! “You’d think Katy would be celebrating in Italy, but her behavior has been so shocking her friends don’t know whether to laugh or ENQUIRER EXCLUSIVE E AMERICAN PSYCHO’S SAVAG 2 NATIONAL AUGUST 7, 2017 THE ONLY PUBLICATION WITH THE GUTS TO TELL IT LIKE IT IS POURING IT ON Perry’s hot — and stays hydrated with wine! ENQUIRER EXCLUSIVE THE BLOOM IS OVER Her ex, Orlando, is not along for this trip cry,” tattled the insider. ENQUIRER has learned. “Katy wants to date again But Ryan Seacrest, who’s soon, but she’s absolutely negotiating to return as host, paranoid about having her “calmed her down” during a heart crushed. Who knows visit, dished a source. how long she’ll be single, “He told her she wasn’t and out of control? It’s not hired to be Simon Cowell. She the best preparation for the was hired because she’s Katy biggest TV deal around!” Perry,” the source spilled. After signing the “Idol” deal, “As long as she remains Katy even doubted whether her sassy, charming self, the she could help the wannabes public will hang on her every who flock to the show, The word!” NE GE SUMMER OF SLAUGHTER! ❱❱ WWW.NATIONALENQUIRER.COM AUGUST 7, 2017 NATIONAL Pages 16-17 3 FIRST TO KNOW KATEE P Michelle Williams was spotted in Rome with a dapper stud and her daughter Matilda T MICHELLE TO HEATHÕS KID: MEET YOUR NEW DAD! Ledger’s baby mama caught smooching MYSTERY HUNK! BLOND beauty Michelle Williams is locked in a shocking love triangle, getting caught canoodling with a mystery man mere weeks after being snapped on a cozy date with movie producer Kevin Walsh! Michelle and this new secret lover have even been spotted on family outings with 11-year-old Matilda, her daughter with the late Heath Ledger! While Michelle once confessed she had no “romantic ideals,” clearly she’s had a change of heart! The former “Dawson’s Creek” cutie, 36, has been on location filming “All the Money in the World” in Rome, and as these blockbuster photos show, the romantic city has Michelle under its spell! The dark-haired stranger and the “Manchester by the Sea” star strolled hand-inhand through the Campo de’ Fiori street market and stopped to share a very publicc smooch — and spies say the pair looked “smitten.” YOU READ IT HERE FIRST! THE ENQUIRER HAS M0RE EXCLUSIVES THAN ANY OTHER MAGAZINE 4 NATIONAL AUGUST 7, 2017 Michelle locks lips with her new man HERE’S a royal bun in the oven! Prince William’s wife, Kate, is expecting the couple’s third child, according to royal insiders. Already the mom of fouryear-old Prince George, and Princess Charlotte, 2, the Duchess of Cambridge was snapped looking VERY much in the family way in Berlin, Germany, on July 19! “It’s not to be known outside the walls of Buckingham Palace,” snitched one royal insider, “but it’s getting a LOT more difficult to hide.” That was certainly the case during the young royals’ tour of Germany and Poland when Kate, 35, flashed an obviously ampler midriff. While Kate raised a glass of champagne to toast the queen’s birthday at a garden party in Berlin at the British Ambassador’s residence, she never actually took a sip of bubbly, sources said. The mom-to-be even dropped a big, fat hint after receiving a gift for newborns during an event for start-up tech companies in Warsaw. When handed a cuddly toy designed to soothe newborns, Kate turned to William and PAGE 8 LISA MARIE IS HOMELESS! Rocked by yet another ugly divorce, Lisa Marie Presley is without a place to live, secretly pregnant and again addicted to drugs! PREGGERS EGGERS AGAIN! William’s wife having BABY NO. 3 blurted out, “We will just have to have more babies!” But palace insiders have confirmed Kate’s comment was more than just the duchess having a regal laugh. “Kate has talked about having as many as SIX kids,” according to our palace spy. “But she’s had a difficult time with BOTH of her pregnancies, so William is naturally concerned.” Kate was laid low by a crippling complication of morning sickness known as hyperemesis gravidarum, during each pregnancy. While expecting George, she was hospitalized for the life-threatening illness. It was William who insisted Kate get medical attention, and although he’s delighted by the baby news, royal insiders insist he’s terrified Kate could be struck by severe morning sickness again. “Of course, William is thrilled to have another child, but he lives in fear that another difficult pregnancy may be the end of his beautiful wife,” the source confessed. Meanwhile, insiders said the baby news was delivered to Queen Elizabeth in royally adorable fashion! “Little Prince George approached his greatgrandmother and announced that he had a secret to share,” the source revealed. “He said, ‘Mummy has a new bubby in her tummy!’” NE Duchess Kate appears to be sporting a bump BELLY BUMP! Kate tips a full glass of bubbly, but ... ... annnnd still full! ... and still full still full SHEEN’S GAY LOVER HAS HIV Creepy Charlie Sheen reportedly passed the deadly virus to a male lover and could go to prison for spreading the disease! PAGE 20 PAGE 22 BAD BLOOD SPILLS ON TV! Some of America’s most famous faces are in furious feuds with their rivals, their colleagues and even their political enemies! Stay tuned! AMERICA’S OK WITH TRUMP! A new national survey finds overwhelming approval for President Donald Trump after his first six months in the Oval Office! PAGE 30 • TWO PRESLEY BOMBSH ELL S! • TWO FIRST TO KNOW KN NOW On 40th anniversary of tragedy ELVIS AUTOPSY COVER-UP EXPOSED! What REALLY killed The King E LVIS PRESLEY did NOT die from a heart attack! The King was REALLY killed by his dentist — and the awful truth was buried along with his body at his beloved Tennessee home, Graceland! That’s the shocking conclusion of top medical experts and Presley insiders who told The National ENQUIRER the autopsy conducted on Elvis after his death on Aug. 16, 1977 — which ruled the rock ’n’ roll icon died of “cardiac arrhythmia” — was a chilling whitewash! What’s more, America’s foremost forensic pathologist, Dr. Cyril Wecht — a former president of the American 6 NATIONAL Pathologist Dr. Cyril Wecht debunked heart attack ruling Academy of Forensic Scientists — backed up the startling revelation! “There is no way to diagnose cardiac arrhythmia on a dead person! There is obviously a cover-up of how Elvis Presley died!” Dr. Wecht, who has personally conducted more than 14,000 autopsies and consulted on nearly 30,000 more, told The ENQUIRER. Instead, signs point to a fatal decision by Elvis’ AUGUST 7, 2017 dentist, Dr. Lester Hofman, who worked on the superstar the day before Elvis’ corpse was found on the floor of his bathroom in his Memphis mansion, investigators said. After the procedure, the dentist wrote Elvis a prescription for the potent painkiller codeine — even though the singer was highly allergic to the drug. Elvis’ adverse reaction to codeine was clearly marked on his medical charts and hospital records, said Dr. Forest Tennant, who examined the singer’s toxicology reports and testified in court. The dentist, who died in 2006, began treating Elvis in 1957 and would have been well aware of the issue, THE ONLY PUBLICATION WITH THE GUTS TO TELL IT LIKE IT IS PRESLEY BOMBSHEL LS! ¥ TWO PRESLEY BOMB 1967 SHE including Dilaudid, morphine, r hi Quaaludes and barbiturates. While trying to deflect bblame for his role in Elvis’ ddeath, Dr. Nick insisted ““bowel paralysis” killed him. Dr. Nick noted Elvis’ autopsy ffound his colon was packed with waste and measured w aabout six inches around — ttwice the normal size — and nnine feet long, instead of a hhealthy four feet! investigators investig gat r said. id But Dr. Wecht said the real And he wasn’t the only one. culprit was codeine — even Elvis’ personal nurse, though the autopsy found 11 Marian Cocke, noted the other drugs in Elvis’ body. “Heartbreak Hotel” sensation, In a troubling twist, Shelby who died at age 42, had an County Medical Examiner allergy to codeine. Jerry Francisco announced So did former lover Elvis died of a heart attack — Linda Thompson, who told while the autopsy was STILL authorities Elvis would have UNDERWAY! rashes, suffer panic attacks Now, after examining and have trouble breathing toxicology results years later, after taking the drug. Dr. Wecht said Elvis had “10 Elvis’ best friend, Joe times the therapeutic range” Esposito, was one of the of codeine in his system! first to deal with The King’s Even without an allergy, bloated corpse — and the dosage would have likely confirmed codeine was at the been fatal — and Joe said death scene! the codeine bottle he found by Before he died last the body was empty! November, Joe told The “Elvis was in a bad way the ENQUIRER he found Elvis day he died — totally strung “facedown on the floor” with out,” recalled Joe. his “pants around his feet” “He wanted Dilaudid, but because he “died on the didn’t have any. He called Dr. toilet.” Nick for pills about 12 hours Joe told The ENQUIRER he before he died. Dr. Nick had cleaned up the death scene them delivered. But Elvis by removing “the rug never took them. We found and a bunch of pill them in the bathroom. bottles” — including “I think Elvis gobbled down codeine! the whole bottle of codeine by The “Jailhouse Rock” mistake. The pills look similar singer’s personal — and when Elvis wanted his physician, Dr. George fix he got desperate. All my “Nick” Nichopoulos, life I have been haunted by supplied the tragic the idea that my best friend superstar with an — and the greatest talent the endless stream of world has ever seen — didn’t potent painkillers, have to die!” NE Best man Joe Esposito, left, with Elvis and bride Priscilla 2014 ❱❱ PAIN PILLS TRIGGERED DEADLY ALLERGIC REACTION ❱❱ WWW.NATIONALENQUIRER.COM The King’s best friend found him dead with an empty codeine bottle nearby OFFICIAL DOCUMENTS AUGUST 7, 2017 NATIONAL 7 • TWO PRESLEY BOMBSHELLS! • TWO FIRST TO KNOW S SICK LISA MARIE IS PREGNANT & HOMELESS! BULGING BELLY! Elvis’ trainwreck daughter CAUGHT ZONKED OUT in seedy part of town! ENQUIRER EXCLUSIVE PUFFING PRESLEY Lisa Marie — circled, flanked by daughter Riley Keough and son Ben Keough — is at odds with her famous mother, Priscilla, right CREWED-UP Lisa Marie Presley is homeless, secretly pregnant and once again addicted to drugs! Those are the bombshell findings of a six-week National ENQUIRER investigation that captured shocking photographs of Elvis’ only child with a rounded belly and sucking on hand-rolled cigarettes! The ENQUIRER’s spies caught the 49-year-old singer looking raggedy and stick-thin — apart from her noticeably bulging stomach — behaving as if “she was in another world” outside a rundown Los Angeles apartment on July 12. At the same time, a friend dashed to nearby pharmacies to pick up prescription medications, multiple sources confirmed. “Lisa Marie’s health is bad,” a source tattled. “She’s so messed up mentally with all the prescription drugs that even her own family has turned their backs on her. She’s gone HOLLYWOOD GIANTS RUNNING SEX SLAVE RING! ENQUIRER EXCLUSIVE THREE of Hollywood’s top movie moguls have been fingered as the leaders of a sordid sex slave ring — and the revelation threatens to rock Tinseltown to its core! That’s the blockbuster disclosure contained in shocking legal documents obtained exclusively by The 8 NATIONAL National ENQUIRER as part of our investigation into the film industry’s casting couch mafia! And while The ENQUIRER has decided not to name the fiends at this time, pending the conclusion of our investigation, we can now report that, according to court papers, AUGUST 7, 2017 the powerful pervs demanded sexual favors from up-andcoming young beauties in exchange for empty promises of fame. One courageous young actress — whose name is being withheld by The ENQUIRER for her protection — has filed suit against a PERVS PROMISE ACTRESSES STARDOM — but one brave beauty’s blowing lid off scuzzy scam! THE ONLY PUBLICATION WITH THE GUTS TO TELL IT LIKE IT IS PRESLEY BOMBSHELLS! ¥ TWO PRESLEY BOMBSHE off the deep end.” Our on-the-spot spy spilled: “Lisa Marie looked very tired. She acted like she was completely unaware of her surroundings. It also looked like she was pregnant!” Although she tried to hide it with a loose, flowing blouse, Lisa Marie’s apparent baby bump was also evident during a July 13 outing to the discount furniture store Living Spaces in L.A. “Her stomach was big,” dished an eyewitness. But as her toxic divorce and custody battle with estranged fourth husband Michael Lockwood continue to rage, it’s unclear who her potential baby daddy might be! But a physician confirmed to The ENQUIRER: “Her lower abdomen appears consistent to early signs of pregnancy. “Her legs are so thin it’s impossible for this to be a diet-related weight gain.” Referring to Lisa Marie’s nicotine addiction, the doc warned: “There’s an expression about pregnant women eating for two, but she appears to be smoking Sick creeps preyed on young starlets! ❱❱ WWW.NATIONALENQUIRER.COM for two, and taking unnecessary risks with the child’s future health.” Dr. Gabe Mirkin added: “Children of pregnant smokers are at increased risk for low IQs, and learning and behavior problems.” Drug-addled Lisa Marie had beaten her addiction to prescription pills in early June, sources said. But a mole shed light on her relapse. “Michael’s new girlfriend has put a ton of stress on Lisa,” a family friend confided to The ENQUIRER. “She’s become so thin and fragile, and now she’s wasting away.” The ENQUIRER has also learned that Lisa Marie — who’s set to inherit her father’s $700 million fortune — is homeless. She has no place of her own, and she’d been bunking with her adult children, Riley and Ben Keough, but they’re both fed up with her erratic behavior and have repeatedly kicked her out of their homes. In a stunning twist, The ENQUIRER can also reveal her mom, Priscilla Presley, confessed their nasty feud is “worse than ever!” Priscilla, who’s sided with son-in-law Michael, recently told a friend at The Beverly Hills Hotel: “It’s been a hell of a time.” Asked about Lisa Marie’s rehab stint last year, Priscilla admitted: “There’s nothing we can do to help her. It’s scary. “She’s having such a hard time in life because she has no friends, and she thought success would be handed to her.” Heartbroken Priscilla, 72, teared up when talking about being named the courtappointed guardian for Lisa Marie and Michael’s 8-yearold girls, Harper and Finley. “[Lisa] hates me. And [the twins] say, ‘We saw momma drinking, stumbling,’” Priscilla told a friend. “If Lisa Marie continues to neglect her health and behave so erratically, there’s little choice but for her to go back to rehab,” dished a source. depraved producer known for a string of blockbuster hits. The legal document graphically detailed the pervert’s repulsive demands for sexual satisfaction — and so humiliated the vile big shot that he was forced to quietly settle the suit. Shockingly, according to the suit, the creep and two other top filmmakers had repeatedly taken advantage of the aspiring actress. “This girl had suffered unspeakable treatment at the hands of three guys who America reveres as Hollywood heroes,” a source told The ENQUIRER in an exclusive interview. “She was forced to satisfy ALL of their sick and twisted fantasies and was told she would be rewarded with prime parts in their movies. “But those parts never came and she refused to take it anymore.” The actress hit the despicable honcho with a breach of promise lawsuit — threatening to take his sordid slave tactics public if he didn’t make good. The rattled mogul agreed to a settlement that guarantees her a minimum of SIX auditions for acting roles, THREE SHOCKING PROOF! Lisa Marie’s flowing blouse and colorful scarf can’t hide her growing bump! recommendations with top Hollywood talent agencies for representation, at least ONE acting role in one of the producer’s films AND the opportunity to present projects to him to produce. In exchange, the actress was forced to promise not to file any further legal actions or claims against him. “The real horror is that this is anything but an isolated incident. There are MORE women with the same chilling story,” our source declared. “We’re at ground zero of the biggest sex scandal in Hollywood history!” NE AUGUST 7, 2017 NATIONAL 9 ! S T O H S HOT gh Hollywood throulens the ENQUIRER WHEN? July 18 WHERE? Marbella, Spain WHAT? Eva Longoria and her media mogul husband, José Bastón, hit the beach, and the curvy cutie looked like anything but a Desperate Housewife! WHEN? July 18 WHERE? New York WHAT? “Tonight’s the Night” Rod Stewart welcomed Cyndi Lauper on stage for a concert duet! WHEN? July 19 WHERE? Cornwall, U.K. WHAT? Prince Charles passed the taste test given by this loyal royal while on his summer holiday! 10 NATIONAL A O A AUGUST 7, 2017 THE ON ONLY NLY PUBLICATION N WITH WITH THE GUTS TO TELL IT LIKE IT IS WHEN? July 18 WHERE? NYC WHAT? Weather guru Al Roker gave country music star Chris Stapleton a good forecast after his live “Today” show performance at Rockefeller Plaza. WHEN? July 18 WHERE? NYC WHAT? Don Johnson had nothing but smiles for fans while strolling Madison Ave. after grabbing lunch with wife, Kelley Phleger. WHEN? July 17 WHERE? Budapest, Hungary WHAT? Kutcher-kutcher-cute! Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher took their two children to watch the world diving championship, but it looks like the bored ladies would rather be in the water! WIN ! $TH CA E SOLVE H IRERE’S52 ENQOU SS ON PAG COLORCR COULD WIN! AND YOU ❱❱ WWW.NATIONALENQUIRER.COM AUGUST 7, 2017 NATIONAL 11 ROB SHUTER LONELY JOAN LEFT LIGHTS ON McEnroe, I will take you down! SERENA AND McENROE GRUDGE MATCH? TENNIS legend John McEnroe said he regrets saying Serena Williams would be ranked “like 700 in the world” if she had to play on the men’s circuit. But John is ready to eat his words — and make money in the process. “Several big promoters are interested in putting together a match after she has the baby. Serena is into it and thinks she can beat John on the court,” an insider said. VISIT NAUGHTY GOSSIP.COM FOR MORE SCOOP! A CLOSE pal of the late Joan Rivers told Straight Shuter the legend was so lonely during her life that she slept with the TV and lights on. “Joan hated to be alone,” friend Amy Rosenblum revealed to Straight Shuter. Amy recalled that she once admired a Chanel belt the star was putting on: “Joan threw it at me as a gift. She was the most special person.” CHELSEA HANDLER TARGETS BIG BEN WATCH out, Ben Affleck! Chelsea Handler’s gunning for you! “She is best friends with Jennifer Garner and knows all the secrets Ben wants to hide,” a mole told Straight Shuter. The comedian-actress is known for her sharp tongue — and now Ben is going to get a taste of it! JLAW BARFS ON BROA The actress tossed her cookies in a classy Broadway theater 12 NATIONAL R OWDY Jennifer Lawrence made a scene on Broadway — by throwing up in a lobby, not acting on a stage! Jennifer, 26, ran from her seat during a performance AUGUST 7, 2017 of the play “1984” and, before she could make it to the bathroom, puked all over the place. A friend of the “Hunger Games” actress leaped to her defense, saying that JLaw was sick. “She caught the stomach flu from her nephews,” insisted the pal. But losing it like that may strike some as suspicious, considering the star’s recent behavior. A few months ago, she made a spectacle of herself in an Austrian nightclub after THE ONLY PUBLICATION WITH THE GUTS TO TELL IT LIKE IT IS INSTANT. PAINLESS. LUKE BRYAN’S FANS ARE GETTING TOO CHEEKY! ADMIRERS invited backstage at a recent Luke Bryan concert in Florida were told to leave the country singer’s fine behind alone. “Friends met him backstage in Tampa and they were warned that they should not grab his ass,” a spy told Straight Shuter. “Fans were grabbing him like a piece of meat. It was getting so bad that his team now gives everyone a warning.” FLAWLESS. No more grabbing the quality goods! MILEY’S DADDY IS A KING-SIZE DIVA! Can’t we take one of these home?! VIEW FROM THE TOP Prince William looks into his future and he sees a king — much to wife Kate’s delight! ADWAY! reportedly downing vodka. “Jennifer seemed drunk, crawling around on all fours and bending over for men to ogle,” reported an eyewitness. “She kissed one guy and was dry-humping him while they danced.” ❱❱ WWW.NATIONALENQUIRER.COM ACTOR and “Achy Breaky Heart” singer Billy Ray Cyrus shocked the staff at Wendy Williams’ show when he arrived with a huge entourage for his appearance to promote his CMT series, “Still the King.” “Billy had an army of staff with him. No one knew what they all did, but the show had to provide an extra dressing room so they all had a place to sit,” a spy snitched to Straight Shuter. “Billy travels like he is the president, not like a man who is Miley’s dad. The last time Miley did press, she turned up with a friend. Her dad is a bigger diva.” She also took the opportunity to wriggle on a stripper pole while ripping her clothes off. Afterward, unrepentant JLaw went on Facebook to crow: “I’m not going to apologize. 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Gasping for precious gulps of air as chilly waves knocked his battered body against jagged rocks, Kalani was on the verge of a stunning demise as the raging waters threatened to toss him over the falls — until he grabbed a boulder dangerously close to the precipice! “I was underwater for what felt like minutes and was thrown around like a rag doll,” he wrote on Facebook after his daring rescue. “I washed up onto a rock, stomach-down, and puked immediately. I was on the rock for an hour until search-and-rescue came and saved me via helicopter.” 14 NATIONAL AUGUST 7, 2017 HIS DARING RESCUE ... IN THE NICK OF TIME! Luckily, a rescue team spotted Kalani and was able to execute the risky rescue. A hero from above lowered a basket and, once Kalani was secured, hoisted him up to the cchopper. Miraculously, the nature lover ssuffered just minor bruises aand abrasions. “He had a near-death eexperience,” flight officer Matt Calcutt said. “We M aare glad to have a good ooutcome.” But two hours later, a ssecond crew had to fly back tto save Kalani’s girlfriend, who’d gotten stranded on a w ssteep ledge while searching ffor him! “Both are extremely fortunate tto have survived in these very ddangerous times on the river with the continuing snow melt and Tuiono’s day of fun fast-moving nearly turned fatal! waters,” said the California Highway Patrol. Kalani believes divine intervention is responsible for keeping him safe. “There is definitely someone upstairs looking down [and] making sure I stay alive,” said Kalani. 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Sales subject to product availability and order acceptance ENQUIRER WO VICTIM #1 Jimi Patrick VICTIM #2 Dean Finocchiaro RICH KID IS REAL SUBURBAN SATAN! Evil creep shunned cushy job to deal drugs Ð and BUTCHER AND BURN clients! VICTIM #3 Mark Sturgis VICTIM #4 Thomas Meo 16 NATIONAL S AY a bone-chilling bone chilliing hello to the real-life “American Psycho.” Cosmo DiNardo was born a child of privilege. His father was a wealthy concrete company owner in upscale Bucks County, Pa. His mom poured more cash into the family through a thriving trucking business. The 20-year-old was free to join either family business. Instead he started his own — selling drugs and slaughtering his clients before setting them ablaze and burying them on the family farm! “His parents never in a million years thought their son would ever be involved in something like this,” said the murderous fiend’s pal Chris Hellmuth. “The Cosmo I knew for over 10 years would never be capable of anything like this.” But in reality, he never knew the real DiNardo — whose depravity could only be matched by that of the fictional “American Psycho” killer, an investment AUGUST 7, 2017 banker w who ho evi eviscerated iscerated his boardroom colleagues and bedroom conquests for his own amusement. DiNardo seems no different. After shunning a cushy job in the family empires, DiNardo started dealing drugs to other kids in the affluent community — enlisting the aid of his lapdog cousin Sean Kratz, also 20, a small-time thief out of Philadelphia. Together, the killer cousins unleashed unfathomable carnage on their sleepy suburban town. DiNardo coldly confessed to cops he and Kratz lured four young men to his family’s remote property in Solebury Township, Pa., with the promise of pot — and then brutally butchered each one! Their victims were young men on the cusp of adulthood — Jimi Patrick, 19; Thomas Meo, 21; Mark Sturgis, 22; and Dean Finocchiaro, 19. Kratz had the dubious distinction of putting a bullet in Dean’s brain while the victim’s back was turned on July 7. DiNardo Di iNardo mowed mow wed dow down wn the others at two separate but chillingly similar meetings. The brute cleanly shot Jimi in the back of the head with his .22-caliber hunting rifle. The other slayings did not go nearly as smoothly. When the two thugs met Thomas and Mark in a parking lot, their brutal M.O. started out the same. DiNardo shot Thomas in the back with a .357 handgun, but Thomas survived and screamed for mercy, while Mark ran for his life. CRIME SCENE The DiNardo farm in Solebury Twp., Pa., where the victims’ bodies were recovered THE ONLY PUBLICATION WITH THE GUTS TO TELL IT LIKE IT IS ORLD EXCLUSIVE Cosmo DiNardo is accused of killing four men Tragically, he didn’t get far. DiNardo shot multiple times at a panicked and fleeing Mark — killing him — then turned around and coldly finished off Thomas. After that, DiNardo used his father’s backhoe to dig a mass grave for his victims — but not before callously running over Thomas’ body with the massive machine. His lifeless “clients” were dumped into the pit, where the butcher poured gasoline on their bodies and barbecued them in what DiNardo called a “pig roaster” in a bid to disguise their identities. Although his heinous behavior sounded like the sudden emergence of Satan in suburbia, local residents saw signs the devil was living next door for years. “Cosmo was crazy,” said Amber Peters, 20, whose ❱❱ WWW.NATIONALENQUIRER.COM ❱❱ ‘HE’S BEEN TALKING ABOUT KILLING PEOPLE SINCE HE WAS 14’ boyfriend was once close to DiNardo. “He’s been talking about killing people since he was 14.” At DiNardo’s arraignment, a prosecutor said the accused killer had been diagnosed with schizophrenia, and a pal revealed he TWICE spent time in a mental institution. DiNardo dropped out of Arcadia University in Glenside, Pa., after only one semester, and was banned from campus after harassing several female students. He became more deranged after an ATV accident last year when he sustained a serious head injury, and was stranded in the woods for hours before his father and younger brother rescued him. “That incident drove him over the edge. He was a more violent individual,” said a source. NE The murder suspect reportedly buried the bodies on his family’s farm OFFICIAL DOCUMENTS AUGUST 7, 2017 NATIONAL 17 NEWS MARIAH TOO FAT TO WALK! M ARIAH Carey is now so fat her handlers have to wheel her on to the stage on a bed or Jet Ski! That is the spectacle witnessed by the bamboozled audiences who paid to watch the 5-foot-8 songbird waddle around a Las Vegas stage. Now a medical expert warns the 263-pound tootsie faces crippling arthritis and a string of lifethreatening health woes! “Mariah’s clearly miserable,” an insider spilled to The National ENQUIRER. “She wore five-inch heels during the show, but she couldn’t walk more than a few inches at a time, and her knees seemed to buckle under her weight. “Whenever she stood up or moved, everyone held their breath for fear she’d fall!” The “Hero” singer, 48, hit a new low during her July 11 concert at Caesars Palace when she had to be carried on and off stage, and took long breaks during her 19-song set. “Every time Mariah came back on stage, she’d be carried in on a bed or on a jet ski,” an eyewitness dished to The ENQUIRER. “She was obviously lip-syncing, and she kept disappearing for 15 minutes at a time under the guise of costume changes. Disappointed fans seriously considered asking for their money back, said the source. “People expect Mariah to be a diva, but we were 18 NATIONAL MONTH XX, 2017 263-lb. star has to be WHEELED AROUND so she wonÕt fall! shocked about how awful she was!” dished the eyewitness. Renowned dietician Dr. Stuart Fischer estimated the bloated mother of two has put her health in serious danger. “Excess weight is a risk factor for osteoarthritis of the hips, and there are 65 illnesses — including heart disease, high blood pressure, diabetes and three cancers — that can result from obesity and affect women,” he says. Adding to her woes, Mariah has no man. After her engagement to Aussie billionaire James Packer ended in October 2016, Mariah only briefly latched on to her backup dancer, Bryan Tanaka. “Mariah’s been comforting herself with food,” snitched the insider. “She’s so fat that all her costumes keep having to be let out. 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The National ENQUIRER has also learned the fallen football star has painted a bull’s-eye on Steve Harvey! “O.J.’s got Kim in his sights,” a prison snitch squealed to The ENQUIRER. “He’s got plenty of contacts from his prison years to do the dirty deed. Kim is a marked woman!” A blockbuster fivemonth investigation by The ENQUIRER into the mind of the disgraced running back shows his descent into madness behind bars! Using the accused killer’s own twisted words and PSYCHO O.J COMING TO G interviews with prison insiders, The ENQUIRER has learned O.J. is obsessed with the Kardashian clan, believes he’s completely innocent of all wrongdoing and has vowed to deliver payback! “Tell them to expect me like they’re expecting Jesus to come back because I’m coming!” the cocky creep declared from Nevada’s Lovelock Correctional Center, where he’s served time for a botched armed robbery. O.J., 70, fixated on Kim after learning she badmouthed him on “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” by implying he had a role in the 1994 murders of his ex-wife, Nicole Brown, and Ron Goldman. According to a former cellmate, O.J.’s entire “demeanor” changed when he talked about Kim, the SHEEN INFECTS GAY LOVER! 20 NATIONAL AUGUST 7, 2017 The bloody corpse of Nicole Simpson in 1994 RON GOLDMAN NICOLE BROWN daughter of his close pal, the late “Dream Team” lawyer Robert Kardashian. “O.J. told me Kim’s comments about him are ‘traitorous! She dishonored her father by speaking negatively about me. She’s two-faced,’” Vernon Nelson — who interviewed O.J. — told The ENQUIRER. “O.J. griped, ‘I always treated Kim with respect. I don’t know why she would dog me out, but I guess she will do anything to promote their reality show.’ ” Vernon, who penned his own memoir, “My Life and My Charms,” also said O.J. bashed Kim with “very powerful and serious” charges that “made the hairs on my arm stand up!” The sleazebag also took a swipe at Kim’s sex tape with ex-boyfriend Ray J. “She walks around flaunting herself. She’s a thirtysomething — almost 40-year-old woman — still getting naked for the whole world to see. It’s disgraceful. Lethal HIV creep faces prison in NEW AIDS CRISIS SLIMEBALL Charlie Sheen passed the HIV virus to a homosexual partner — and his debauchery could put him in jail! The National ENQUIRER has learned the victim’s doctor has confirmed he’s HIV-positive — and sources said the man has traced his infection to gay trysts with Sheen! According to California law, it’s a felony for an HIVpositive person to engage in even consensual sex without a condom if there’s intent to transmit the virus. What’s more, if he is found guilty, Sheen could be facing up to a whopping eight years THE ONLY PUBLICATION WITH THE GUTS TO TELL IT LIKE IT IS J. GET KIM! Trash-talking Kardashian high on dirtbag’s REVENGE HIT LIST! … I’m like her godfather. I don’t want to see that s--t!” O.J. spewed. The tarnished Heisman Trophy winner, who carried on a prison love affair with HIV-positive transsexual Jazmena Jameson, admitted he likes Bruce Jenner’s transformation into genderbender Caitlyn! “O.J. said Caitlyn is one of the delightful wonders of the world, and if she was in prison with him, not only would he personally request from the warden that they be cellmates, [and] he wouldn’t be opposed to things getting cozy either,” Vernon told The ENQUIRER. A mentally addled O.J. stopped cutting his toenails and fingernails, and was forced to wear adult diapers because he had lost control of his bodily functions, said Vernon. In another sign of O.J.’s madness, Vernon said the dirtbag is plotting to go after talk show host Steve. “O.J. calls [Steve] a sellout for telling women not to date guys on the prison pen-pal sites,” he said. “He also dislikes the negative comments that Harvey made about him. O.J. said when he sees Steve, he’s going to knock him out!” behind bars! His victim — whose name is being withheld by The ENQUIRER — has hired an attorney to sue the depraved actor, according to an insider. “Sheen could be on the hook for millions,” New York City attorney Peter Gleason told The ENQUIRER. “You’re talking about pain and suffering, mental anguish and future medical costs.” The former “Two and a Half Men” star, 51, confessed he was HIV-positive on national TV in 2015 after learning The ENQUIRER was set to expose his status. Since then, we have reported on Sheen’s homosexual romps with transsexuals, a pair of twin gay porn stars — and even a gay Hollywood gadfly who holds an incredible stash of home videos showing the two engaging in hardcore gay sex! NE ❱❱ WWW.NATIONALENQUIRER.COM Simpson blasted Kim’s remarks about him as “traitorous” OFFICIAL DOCUMENTS INTERVIEWER’S BOOK We exposed bad boy Charlie’s HIV-positive status years ago but he’s still a menace to society! AUGUST 7, 2017 NATIONAL 21 NEWS TV WARS EXPLODE! • TV WARS EXPLODE! • Tamron has payback on her mind after being tossed from “Today” Yikes! Stern won’t stop attacking Ripa! HARD-WORKING HOWARD RIPS QUITTER KELLY! SNARKY shock jock Howard Stern has amped up his feud with ex-BFF Kelly Ripa! The bad blood started when Howard, 63, ripped the daytime diva for playing hooky after then co-host Michael Strahan announced he was leaving for “Good Morning America.” “If I felt comfortable calling her I would have said, ‘Take a breath. Go into work,’” Howard said on his radio show in April 2016. “When it comes to work, you can’t punish the audience and you can’t walk off work.” On July 17, he dissed Kelly, 46, again — comparing the grueling prep he does for his hours-long radio gig to her gabfest, “Live.” Howard sniped to sidekick Robin Quivers, “A day of our show is a week of Kelly Ripa’s show!” Amazingly, Howard and Kelly were once so close that her hubby, Mark Consuelos, officiated at Howard’s wedding to second wife Beth Ostrosky! But that didn’t stop Howard from blasting Kelly with both barrels. “There wasn’t one day when I was being f--ked with that I didn’t show up for work,” he snapped when the Strahan scandal exploded. Howard even bashed Kelly for her fat paycheck, adding: “We’ve all been humiliated and we don’t make 20 million.” 22 NATIONAL TAMRO VS. MEG – IT’S O Ousted ‘Today’ host GETS REVENGE with own show – opposite Kelly! T ODAY” reject Tamron Hall is plotting ruthless revenge on Megyn Kelly — whose $17 million contract bounced Tamron from her gig at the Peacock Network! Now, The National ENQUIRER has learned Tamron, 46, plans to get even with her own talk show — and Kelly Ripa’s help! “Tamron has been salivating at the chance to take on Megyn and NBC,” dished a source. “Now, she finally has the platform to do it — her own syndicated talk show! “And, if everything goes according to plan, Tamron will come right up against Megyn in the morning — along with Kelly! It will be a morning war like you’ve never seen before!” Tamron left NBC in February after network execs axed AUGUST 7, 2017 “Today’s Take,” the morning show’s third hour, which she co-hosted with Al Roker. Megyn was later awarded the plum slot, along with a prime-time spot on Sundays. That show, “Sunday Night with Megyn Kelly,” is tanking — and Tamron’s now developing her own talk show with movie mogul Harvey Weinstein. Tamron’s show will feature current events, human interest stories and in-depth celebrity interviews. What’s more, it will be shot in front of a live studio audience — just like Megyn’s “Today” segment! Also, Tamron has a powerful ally in her quest to destroy Megyn. As The ENQUIRER reported in our July 24 issue, Kelly is also plotting against the former Foxie — promising a big “reveal” about Megyn Kelly Ripa sits in the middle of the talk show war that will even the scales for her having used a guest cohost spot on “Live” to score the NBC gig. “Kelly’s prepared to tell her audience that Megyn has resorted to plastic surgery, wigs and even Spanx to make herself look like something she’s NOT for the camera!” an insider said in our report. As for Tamron, another source told The ENQUIRER, “She’s out for blood, and she THE ONLY PUBLICATION WITH THE GUTS TO TELL IT LIKE IT IS TV WARS EXPLODE! • TV WARS EXPLODE! • ON GYN ON! Sean & Joe S SLUGFEST! Warring cable talkers go at it OVER TRUMP! The new NBC star has already faced sinking ratings really wants to stick it to NBC! Tamron felt disrespected and humiliated by the network. Now, it’s payback time.” A source added: “NBC had been praising Tamron, especially when she stepped in for Savannah Guthrie while she was out on pregnancy leave. Tamron was more highprofile than ever, and she’d been doing everything right.” But then, Megyn was offered a fat contract and Tamron’s NBC career was flipped on its head. “Megyn Kelly was lured from Fox for a whopping $17 million, which was no doubt far in excess of what Tamron was being offered to stay,” said a source. “This is a woman who was a triple-threat for NBC — and I do believe that Tamron felt she was being ❱❱ WWW.NATIONALENQUIRER.COM shunted aside.” Tamron signed on with MSNBC and NBC in 2007. She joined “Today’s Take” in 2014 as a co-anchor, and also anchored “MSNBC Live,” a weekday news program at 11 a.m. Since 2013, she’s also been hosting “Deadline: Crime with Tamron Hall” for Investigation Discovery. She’s just wrapped taping the fifth season, which begins airing Sept. 5. “On that show, Tamron has worked to bring awareness to domestic violence,” said the source. In 2004, her sister, Renate, was murdered, following incidents of domestic violence. “Tamron has been helping victims of domestic violence ever since,” said the source. “Her sister would be proud!” IT’S the clash of the cable TV titans! Conservative Fox News firebrand Sean Hannity and MSNBC’s “Morning Joe” Scarborough are slugging it out on Twitter! The two talking heads are blasting each other over President Donald Trump and his son Donald Jr.’s meeting with a Russian attorney. Joe, 54, slammed Fox News as little more than “staterun TV” in a tweet on July 17 — prompting Sean to bash “Morning Joe” as “boring low-rated establishment TV.” The 55-year-old “Hannity” host also dinged Joe for calling the president “a Schmuck, goon and thug just to please D.C. NYC elites and Mika” — Joe’s on-screen sidekick and fiancée Mika Brzezinski. After initially supporting Trump, the MSNBC twosome have been relentlessly critical of the president. Sean sniped: “Liberal Joe is desperate for attention now. Lashing out at [Trump] and me,” adding that Joe sang “bad songs” during an appearance on “The Late Show with Stephen Colbert.” The Fox News star also boasted: “I crushed him on radio and TV. Sad truth about Liberal Joe is this: He had to become an MSNBC liberal to keep his job … Joe sold his soul.” Sean also claimed Joe “BEGGED” late Fox News CEO Roger Ailes for a job “dozens of times.” NE JOE SCARBOROUGH Attacked Att k d FFox News, calling it “state-run TV” SEAN HANNITY Fi d b Fired back k att th the “boring and low-rated” MSNBC host! AUGUST 7, 2017 NATIONAL 23 GOSS SP MIKEGOSSIP@NATIONALENQUIRER.COM @ IMwalkergossip & PENELOPE PRYCE KATHIE LEE’S FIRM ABOUT MOM’S TITILLATING TA-TA TIP! Luv ya, Mom!! HERE’S a “Today” titbit that’ll keep you abreast of KATHIE LEE GIFFORD’s latest mega-titillating secret — revealed during a raunchy rant that had shocked Chatty Kathie gal pals exploding in giggles ’n’ guffaws! Kackled My KLG Know-All Spy: “NO ONE can knock you to the floor faster with her hilarious stories than Kathie Lee — who got ALL her bitches in stitches when she suddenly took a deep breath, stuck out her chest and started babbling about her ‘girls’ and a BIZARRE bedtime boob-ercise ritual her mom TICKER 24 NATIONAL ACTING like a normal guy, as he often so famously does, charming ming PRINCE HARRY strolling through London’s landmark King’s Cross train station — famed in Harry Potter books as the entrance to the wizarding world — told pals his heart went all toasty-warm when he heard a little boy yell through the crowd, “Harry! … HARRY!” Said My Ginger Spy: “Prince Charming walked over to give the tyke a wee meet-andgreet — but the child’s mortified mother apologized as her disappointed kid whined loudly, ‘I wanted to meet Harry Potter, not this OLD MAN!’ The redfaced woman tut-tutted that they’re just tourists, and her kid simply got overexcited visiting magical King’s Cross Ñ but Harry found it hysterically funny!” Jenny McCarthy kid scores with top-secret Star Search! always recommended: Doff bra at beddie-bye, then vigorously rub both breasts in circles until they need no more kneading for the night!” (HEY, sounds like FUN, KLG! But Enquiring Minds want to know … clockwise, or COUNTER-clockwise??!) After Dad’s billion$$$ tequila sale, Clooney kid awards golden bonus! GEORGE CLOONEY, soaked by golden showers totaling ONE BILLION BUCK$$$ from the sale of his world-famous Casamigos tequila company, got ambushed by a wee surprise “bonus” from peeweee son Alexander! Cackled My Clooney oney Spy: “George routinely gets ragged ed on by Wife/New Mommy AMAL for laggingg in the diaper-changing depa department! So before the duo stepped out Harry’s a prince, but — he ain’t no POTTER! for a recent date night, George stepped up his daddy duties with Alexander and twin sister Ella, forgetting that baby boys are trickier to change because if you’re not careful, they’ll hot-stream peepee right in your kisser … and that’s just what happened as Movie Star Daddy did his duty! Amal got the hugest kick out of Sonny’s spray-play, giggling proudly: ‘That’s my boy — ALEXANDER THE GREAT!’ … as George shuffled off for an emergency shower!” JENNY MCCARTHY giggled to girlfriends about how mischievous son Evan, 15, literally stole the show by snagging Mommy’s cell phone and dialing up his own unique version of “Star Search!” First, Evan eyeballed her and her high-powered agent’s closely guarded SECRET contact list of Hollywood’s Big Shots, then triggered a string of off-thewall phone chats with a stableful of stunned stars! Said My Jenny Jabbermouth: “Jen was in stitches, tattletaling how her cute/curious teen scrolled her and Super-Agent’s A-list contacts — then dialed and actually chatted with meganames that included STEVEN SPIELBERG, TOM HANKS, even JENNIFER ANISTON!! … And how was YOUR week? ❱❱ Funnyguy BOB SAGET: “You can’t please all of the people all of the time, but you can please one person if her husband’s not home.” ❱❱ Whether feeling flush or not, HODA KOTB’s NEVER a potty mouth: “I don’t talk on the phone on the toilet to ANYBODY.” AUGUST 7, 2017 THE ONLY PUBLICATION WITH THE GUTS TO TELL IT LIKE IT IS AVENGERS ASSEMBLE! “Avengers” Diesel Locomotive Shipment One “Avengers Assemble!” Engine with FREE 14-pc. Track Set, Power Pack & Speed Controller Shipment Two An incredible train at an incredible value! ©2017 MARVEL marvel.com ©Hawthorne Village 14-01949-001-EI17 Internet demand from Avengers fans is expected to be strong, so don’t miss out! Send no money now. 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Lights Up Express NEWS AN SICK AGAIN! A WALKING SKELETON needs sweater to stay warm in summer! FTER bouncing back from the brink of death, Angelina Jolie has suffered a dramatic relapse — and wasted away to a lifethreatening 78 pounds! “Angie looks as bad as she ever has!” cried a stunned pal of the frail and withered 42-year-old Oscar winner. Barely two months after The National ENQUIRER revealed Angie had undergone rejuvenating “live cell” replacement procedures at a European clinic, new photos show her sporting spindly, veiny arms! “She looks like she’s lost more than 10 pounds in just seven days,” said a horrified pal of the “Maleficent” star. Angie’s beloved mother, One medical expert is Marcheline Bertrand, died convinced Angie’s condition of ovarian cancer. In a bid to is once again serious! slash her risk of contracting “She looks cachectic, pale the disease, Angie had and exhausted,” weight loss undergone a preventive expert Dr. Stuart Fischer, who double mastectomy, and has not treated Angie, also had her ovaries told The ENQUIRER. and fallopian tubes Cachexia, removed. or “wasting Coupled with her syndrome,” comes surgeries, Angie’s with a loss of extreme weight weight, muscle loss has left her atrophy, fatigue, susceptible to the BRAD PITT weakness and significant cold, and she often wraps loss of appetite. herself in sweaters and shawls It’s often seen in patients to stay warm, sources said. with cancer, AIDS, multiple But at her precariously low sclerosis and congestive weight, her biggest health heart failure, as well as other worry may be her heart, serious medical conditions. according to another expert. “The most common cause of death with extreme weight loss is heart failure,” warned Dr. Gabe Mirkin, who has also not treated the actress. Dr. Fischer cautioned that if Angie doesn’t take action soon, the results could be grave — and imminent! “A person with this kind of extreme and rapid weight loss needs immediate medical help before it goes any further,” he told The ENQUIRER. The star’s weight plummeted last year after the public sided with estranged husband Brad Pitt when the Los Angeles County Department of Children and Family Services and the FBI rejected the allegations 78-LB ANGIE BUNDLES UP — NO MATTER THE WEATHER! May 15, 2017 67° 26 NATIONAL JUNE 2, 2017 77° AUGUST 7, 2017 June 15, 2017 86° July 7, 2017 96° THE ONLY PUBLICATION WITH THE GUTS TO TELL IT LIKE IT IS NGIE of child abuse against the “Allied” actor in November. “Angie was determined that she’d destroy Brad by branding him as an abusive father, but that strategy completely blew up in her face — and she ended up on Hollywood’s unofficial black list!” dished an insider. Friends said her condition is a desperate cry for help. Amazingly — it worked. Despite the bad blood, Brad rushed to her side when he heard the news. “He told her she had to take care of herself and start eating for the sake of their kids, who they both love,” spilled an insider. “He reminded her their children need to grow up with a mom’s love and guidance. Everyone’s afraid this is killing her!” According to another insider: “Angie suffered an emotional and physical collapse. “She has become SO malnourished that there are times when she becomes light-headed and is on the verge of passing out.” These shocking images of the emaciated mom of six come as insiders claimed she’s preparing to adopt another child! “Angie needs to take care of herself — NOT take on the responsibility of another child!” said a pal. “She’s obviously struggling with psychological issues,” noted Dr. Fischer. “She’s just creating more unnecessary risk to her health and her family!” NE ❱❱ WWW.NATIONALENQUIRER.COM ❱❱ ‘ANGIE SUFFERED AN EMOTIONAL COLLAPSE!’ RAIL-THIN ARM Angie wrapped daughter Vivienne in a bony embrace BAGGY CLOTHES TINY WRIST AUGUST 7, 2017 NATIONAL ON N AL 27 CROSSWORD ACROSS 1 Place for a light 6 Deliver 11 Top pilots 14 Tilt 15 Smell strongly 16 Lariat 18 Band instruments 20 Belgian actor Jean-Claude 22 Steer clear of 24 Cheese type 25 Street performers 26 Wee veggie 27 Semester 28 Iron alloy 30 Writer’s need 31 Ski lift 32 That girl 33 Corrosive liquids 34 Church official 35 Tool crib 36 Personal views 38 Smudge 39 Captain Ahab type 41 One’s specialty 42 Water vapor 43 Barroom fight 44 Computer units 45 Towhead 46 Empties a boat 47 Snooped 48 Cattle mark 49 Out of style 50 Small, low island 52 Terra firma 53 Pen a novel 54 Implied 55 Business abbr. 56 Hen product 57 Sulks 58 Swashbuckler Flynn 59 Jousting weapon 28 NATIONAL 60 Wagons 61 Gray matter 62 Olden barmaid 63 Card game expert 64 Happiness 65 Polite, courteous 67 Climbed 69 Instruct 70 Pilot’s concern 72 Jekyll’s alter ego 73 Stuffs full 74 Political unions 75 Spanish two 76 Coping, keyhole and crosscut 77 Group of lions 78 Bounty captain 79 Main point 80 Spanish uncle 81 Mideast natives 82 Spill the beans 83 Antisocial one 84 Bring in water 86 Feeding 89 Investment option 90 Zero 91 Bank vault 92 Actress Madeline 93 Most nervous 94 CNN’s Cooper DOWN 1 Long race 2 Contend 3 Buffalo bunch 4 Loud noise 5 Lennon’s love 6 Sticker AUGUST 7, 2017 7 Paper measure 8 Gives the go-ahead 9 Certain carpenter 10 Daintier 11 One — — time 12 Supermodel Naomi 13 Take an oath 15 Takes the bus 17 Commercial spots 18 Hideous 19 Requirements 20 Venomous reptile 21 Gettysburg general 23 Next-in-line guy, slangily 25 Woman’s title 28 Glasgow residents 29 Fork prong 30 Beg 31 Defrosts 33 Ventilated 34 Revise a text 35 Layered rock 37 Took heed of 38 Rock 39 Watch spot 40 Stroke in again 94 42 Narrow boards 43 Cooking herb 44 Boast 45 London natives 46 Pork product 47 Drapery folds 48 Beastly one 49 French city 50 Ending 51 Curved doorway 53 Planet 54 Garbage 55 Be quiet! 57 Check recipient 58 Clapton and Roberts 59 Jeans name 60 Viral infections 61 Accuse 62 Spell caster 63 Actress Rita 64 Necklace pieces 65 Drain blockage 66 Hold back 68 Seat 69 Native American group 70 Excuse 5 12 71 Medicine amount 73 Boxed 74 Loud noise 76 Gum unit 77 Babble 78 Not sharp 79 Dead duck 81 Time past 82 Angry crowd sounds 83 Prison term 85 Traveler’s stop 86 Compass heading 87 Personal ID no. 88 Possessed ANSWERS FOR THIS PUZZLE CAN BE FOUND ON PAGE 56 THE ONLY PUBLICATION WITH THE GUTS TO TELL IT LIKE IT IS NEWS THE TRUE STORY BEHIND FAKE RUSSIA SCANDAL! THINGS are looking odd in the phony Trump-Putin scandal. It now comes out that two of the Russians who met with Donald Trump Jr. — Natalia Veselnitskaya and Rinat Akhmetshin — were involved in a common lobbying project in the U.S. at the behest of Vladimir Putin’s friends. And as The ENQUIRER reported in last issue’s front page bombshell, Fusion GPS, the opposition research firm founded by former investigative reporter Glenn Simpson, was deeply involved in the same lobbying proRussian project as Veselnitskaya and Akhmetshin. Fusion GPS is, of course, the company that hired ex-MI6 spy Christopher Steele in the first place for $160,000 to dig up evidence of collusion between Trump and Putin to fix the election. So now we have a lobbyist who worked on the same campaign as Fusion, luring Trump Jr. into a meeting on the false pretense that she had dirt on Hillary. Meanwhile, Fusion is peddling its phony dossier linking Trump Sr. to Putin. And now, the fact that Trump Jr. met with the lobbyist is being cited as the smoking gun to prove collusion. Something not right here? Enter the FBI. Steele has worked with the FBI on and off since 2010 on 30 NATIONAL issues concerning Ukraine and the FIFA soccer scandal. And the FBI offered to pay Steele $50,000 to pursue his research against Trump. And the Bureau refuses to say if it ever paid Steele for work on anything else. And it was FBI chief James Comey who gave President Barack Obama the antiTrump dossier during his last month in office. From there, it made it into the media. We don’t know exactly how these characters — Veselnitskaya and Akhmetshin, Simpson, Steele and Comey — interrelate. But it is very, very coincidental that they are so closely linked with the Trump-Putin scandal and the lobbying campaign in the U.S. Simpson refused an invitation to testify before Iowa Senator Chuck Grassley’s Judiciary Committee on Government Reform. He may be subpoenaed. There are key questions he needs to answer: Who paid Fusion to hire Steele? Who wrote the dossier? If not Steele, what was his role — why was he hired? Increasingly, this scandal is doubling back on itself. There is less and less evidence of actual collusion, but more questions: Who tried to sabotage the Trump campaign and presidency by cooking up these phony charges? AUGUST 7, 2017 REAL AME STANDS W ENQUIRER poll shows POWERFUL SUPPORT across the board! E NQUIRER Nation is tanking — should come as still behind you, Mr. no surprise. President! 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No 64% If necessary, should Trump use the U.S. military to keep North Korea from getting a nuke that can reach America? Yes 88% Yes 76% Should Hillary Clinton be brought to justice for her crimes? Do you think James Comey’s “memos” really exist? Yes 80% Do you still think Obamacare should be scrapped? Yes 72% Should Trump build the wall? Yes 68% Yes 76% AUGUST 7, 2017 NATIONAL 31 NEWS Isn’t It Lovely! STEVIE WONDER MARRIES AGAIN! Hitmaker TIES KNOT with mom of his youngest kids M OTOWN legend Stevie Wonder has secretly tied the knot for the third time! The R&B superstar, 67, married longtime girlfriend, 43-year-old Tomeeka Bracy, in a small but lavish July ceremony at the Hotel BelAir in Los Angeles. But the “Superstition” singer was so determined to keep the news under wraps that he threatened to hit wedding guests with a whopping $1 MILLION fine if they spilled the beans about the affair! “There’s not much I can say,” confided one wary wedding guest. “Everyone, including family, had to sign a confidentiality agreement that threatens a $1 million fine if you talked to the media. I cannot quite afford $1 million.” Despite that, the insider revealed the newlyweds were serenaded by Grammyand Oscar-winning singersongwriter John Legend, who performed Stevie’s hit “Overjoyed.” Singers Usher, Pharrell Williams and 32 NATIONAL Babyface also performed. The bride glowed in a simple white gown, while the groom said his vows wearing a long, dark-colored jacket with black slacks. Stevie — a 25-time Grammy winner famed for the hits “You Are the Sunshine of My Life” and “From the Bottom of My Heart” — wore his trademark sunglasses and greeted guests by posing for selfies, according to our Stevie Wonder has gotten hitched for the third time with Tomeeka Bracy AL GREEN snitch. “Let’s Stay Together” singer Al Green was also among the 160 guests, which included the newlywed couple’s two young children. Stevie has a total of nine children, ages 2 to 42, by five different women. He was married to singer-songwriter Syreeta Wright from 1970 to 1972, and fashion designer Kai Millard AUGUST 7, 2017 ENQUIRER EXCLUSIVE Tomeeka, Stevie and their young daughter Nia from 2001 to 2012. His oldest child, Aisha Morris, inspired his hit “Isn’t She Lovely?” After their vows, Stevie also paid tribute to his mother, Lula Hardaway, who died in 2006 and was reportedly displeased with her son’s choices in women. “Stevie said a few words, looked up, and said, ‘Momma, you’d be proud. 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The actress and the couple’s daughters, Haven, 5, and Honor, 9, held numbered balloons. “They’ve been happier than anyone’s seen in a long time,” dished an insider. “This could be the magic remedy that rights all their recent wrongs!” Jessica and Cash, 38, fell in love on the set of the 2005 flick “Fantastic Four,” but their relationship suffered when Jessica’s business, The Honest Company, was accused of selling products harmful to children, and nearly went bankrupt. “Jessica was worried that she could lose the company, and was facing public humiliation,” HOLLYWOOD A the All latest la a in love & war! lo a source claimed. 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Blue, as she’s known, has made a habit of appearing on red carpets, decked out in designer duds, during her short, yet glamorous, life! NE ® Blue Ivy is already a fashion inspiration Bed Bath & Beyond, CVS, Rite Aid, Walgreens, and Walmart NEWS Couple trying to pull daughter from SINGER’S LAIR! R. Kelly’s called a “puppet master” of young women DEPRAVED R. K S Many young women are thrilled to get the singer’s singer R. Kelly — attention, and expect to live who has repeatedly a lavish lifestyle, Cheryl said. been accused of But they soon find themselves bedding underage under Kelly’s thumb. girls — heads a twisted sex “You have to ask for food,” “cult,” and is holding women Cheryl claimed. “You have to hostage in his homes near ask to go use the bathroom.” Atlanta and Chicago! 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The girls must wear jogging suits, because Kelly “doesn’t want their figures to be exposed; he doesn’t want them to look appealing,” Cheryl revealed. If other men are in the room, Kelly “would make the girls turn around and face the wall in their jogging suits, because he doesn’t want them to be looked at by anyone else,” Cheryl added. If girls break a rule, Kelly — whose given name is Robert — punishes them both verbally and physically, she said. “R. Kelly is the sweetest person you will ever want to meet. But Robert is the devil,” added another former insider, Asante McGee. One couple — Jonjelyn and Timothy Savage — were thrilled when Kelly took their then 19-year-old daughter, Joycelyn, under his wing, although they knew of his alleged sexual misconduct. Now, two years later, they’re fighting to get Joycelyn to leave Kelly, and have shared information with the FBI and police in two states. But police won’t act because she’s not a missing person, and Joycelyn has said T g in al c NU I a v nt i a fr o m a po EV te 10 Y ER Joycelyn, above, said she’s OK; below, Kelly’s home near Atlanta I live live alone ph e o e lif tr a tas ES! S DENIES CAPTIVITY M she’s not being held against her will. But her mother last saw her in December and said she acted “as if she was brainwashed.” “She looked like a prisoner — it was horrible,” Jonjelyn claimed. “She just kept saying she’s in love and Kelly was the one who cares for her. I hope that if I get her back, I can get her treatment for victims of cults.” “R. Kelly’s sex with young girls is no secret in the music industry,” one insider told The National ENQUIRER. “It’s very common for him to boast to his friends about having sex with young girls, his orgies and dark fetishes.” but I’m never alone. a I havee Life Alert. FALL EMERGENCY HELP AT HOME E! 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AUGUST 7, 2017 EVA LONGORIA HOLLY HUNTER At 59, “The Incredibles” star rocks a Halston Heritage dress with an asymmetric hemline and trendy shoulder cutouts. Sheer nonsense! Flashing her granny panties? Eva’s clearly desperate for attention. THE ONLY PUBLICATION WITH THE GUTS TO TELL IT LIKE IT IS - EDUCATIONAL ADVERTISEMENT - Why Haven’t Senior Homeowners Been Told These Facts? Keep reading if you own a home in the U.S. and were born before 1955. I t’s a well-known fact that for many senior citizens in the U.S. their home is their single biggest asset, often accounting for more than 50% of their total net worth. Yet, according to new statistics from the mortgage industry, senior homeowners in the U.S. are now sitting on more than 6.1 trillion dollars of unused home equity.1 With people now living longer than ever before and home prices back up again, ignoring this “hidden wealth” may prove to be short sighted. All things considered, it’s not surprising that more than a million homeowners have already used a government-insured Home Equity Conversion Mortgage or “HECM” loan to turn their home equity into extra cash for retirement. However, today, there are still millions of eligible homeowners who could benefit from this FHAinsured loan but may simply not be aware of this “retirement secret.” Some homeowners think HECM loans sound “too good to be true.” After all, you get the cash you need out of your home but you have no more monthly mortgage payments. NO MONTHLY MORTGAGE PAYMENTS?2 EXTRA CASH? It’s a fact: no monthly mortgage payments are required with a government-insured HECM loan;2 however the homeowners are still responsible for paying for the maintenance of their home, property taxes, homeowner’s insurance and, if required, their HOA fees. Another fact many are not aware of is that HECM reverse mortgages first took hold when President Reagan signed the FHA Reverse Mortgage Bill into law 29 years ago in order to help senior citizens remain in their homes. Today, HECM loans are simply an effective way for homeowners 62 and older to get the extra cash they need to enjoy retirement. Although today’s HECM loans have been improved to provide even greater financial protection for homeowners, there are still many misconceptions. For example, a lot of people mistakenly believe the home must be paid off in full in order to qualify for a HECM loan, which is not the case. In fact, one key advantage of a HECM is that the proceeds will first be used to pay off any existing liens on the property, which frees up cash flow, a huge blessing for seniors living on a fixed income. Unfortunately, many senior homeowners who might be better off with HECM loan don’t even bother to get more information because of rumors they’ve heard. That’s a shame because HECM loans are helping many senior homeowners live a better life. In fact, a recent survey by American Advisors Group (AAG), the nation’s number one HECM lender, found that over 90% of their clients are satisfied with their loans. While these special loans are not for everyone, they can be a real lifesaver for senior homeowners like Betty Carter, who recently took out a HECM loan with AAG so that she could finally get the extra cash she needed to fix up her house. “With the help of AAG, I have been able to repair my home’s foundation that I had been putting off for several years, refinish the hardwood floors, FACT: In 1988, President Reagan signed an FHA bill that put HECM loans into law. paint the interior and will have the exterior painted within a few days. My house is starting to look like my home again and it feels good,” says Carter. The cash from a HECM loan can be used for any purpose. Many people use the money to save on interest charges by paying off credit cards or other high-interest loans. Other common uses include making home improvements, paying off medical bills or helping other family members. Some people simply need the extra cash for everyday expenses while others are now using it as a “safety net” for financial emergencies. If you’re a homeowner age 62 or older, you owe it to yourself to learn more so that you can make an informed decision. Homeowners who are interested in learning more can request a free 2017 HECM loan Information Kit and free Educational DVD by calling American Advisors Group toll-free at 1-800-791-8843. At no cost or obligation, the professionals at AAG can help you find out if you qualify and also answer common questions such as: 1. What’s the government’s role? 2. How much money might I get? 3. Who owns the home after I take out a HECM loan? You may be pleasantly surprised by what you discover when you call AAG for more information today. 1Source: http://reversemortgagedaily.com/2016/06/21/seniors-home-equity-grows-to-6-trillion-reverse-mortgage-opportunity. 2If you qualify and your loan is approved, a Home Equity Conversion Mortgage (HECM) must pay off any existing mortgage(s). With a HECM loan, no monthly mortgage payment is required. A HECM increases the principal mortgage loan amount and decreases home equity (it is a negative amortization loan). AAG works with other lenders and financial institutions that offer HECMs. To process your request for a loan, AAG may forward your contact information to such lenders for your consideration of HECM programs that they offer. Borrowers are responsible for paying property taxes and homeowner’s insurance (which may be substantial). We do not establish an escrow account for disbursements of these payments. A set-aside account can be set up to pay taxes and insurance and may be required in some cases. Borrowers must occupy home as their primary residence and pay for ongoing maintenance; otherwise the loan becomes due and payable. The loan also becomes due and payable when the last borrower, or eligible non-borrowing surviving spouse, dies, sells the home, permanently moves out, defaults on taxes or insurance payments, or does not otherwise comply with the loan terms. NMLS# 9392 (www.nmlsconsumeraccess.org). American Advisors Group (AAG) is headquartered at 3800 W. Chapman Ave., 3rd & 7th Floors, Orange CA, 92868.AAG conducts business in the following states: AK (Alaska Mortgage Broker/Lender License No. AK9392), AL, AR, AZ (MB_0911141), CA (CA Loans made or arranged pursuant to a California Finance Lenders Law license (603F324) and Licensed by the Department of Business Oversight under the California Residential Mortgage Lending Act (4131144), CO (Regulated by the Division of Real Estate; to check the license status of your mortgage loan originator, visit http://www.dora.state.co.us/real-estate/index.htm), CT, DC (District of Columbia Mortgage Dual Authority License No. MLB9392), DE, FL, GA (Residential Mortgage Licensee #22849), IA, ID, IL (Illinois Residential Mortgage Licensee; Illinois Commissioner of Banks can be reached at 100 West Randolph, 9th Floor, Chicago, Illinois 60601, (312)814-4500), IN, KS(Kansas Licensed Mortgage Company MC. 0025024), KY, LA MD, ME (SCM11356), MI, MN, MO, MS (Licensed by the Mississippi Department of Banking and Consumer Finance), NC, ND, NE, NJ (Licensed by the N.J. Department of Banking and Insurance), NM, NV, NY (Licensed Mortgage Banker-NYS Department of Financial Services; American Advisors Group operates as American Advisors Group, Inc. in New York), OH, OK, OR (ML-4623), PA (Licensed by the Pennsylvania Department of Banking 28356), RI (Rhode Island Licensed Lender), SD, SC, TN, TX (Mortgage Banker Registration), UT, VA (Licensed by the Virginia State Corporation Commission MC – 5134), VT (Vermont Lender License No. 6384), WA (Consumer Loan # CL-9392),WV, WI, WY (WY-DBA AAG Reverse Mortgage Lender/Broker License No. 2331). These materials are not from HUD or FHA and were not approved by HUD or a government agency. V11082016. All the Bu zz PLUS Classic Enquirer PUZ Z LE S H O R O ds Enquiring min know wantLto N EA NE Freeze me, baby! BY A C I Z S TA N T O N Britney y sees A FROZEN FUTURE B ffor herself! h lf! 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Both incidents spark the question: Where did all his blockbuster movie money go, if he’s so hard up for cash he can no longer afford a measly pack of smokes? THE ONLY PUBLICATION WITH THE GUTS TO TELL IT LIKE IT IS OS CO PE S T V M OV I E S M U S I C TV SHARK WEEK The Discovery Channel’s annual summer event continues to eat up the network’s prime-time schedule through Sunday, July 30 — wrapping up with “Shark School with Michael Phelps” at 8 p.m. ET, where the Olympic champion swims with man-eaters! CONAN SCARING GUESTS AWAY! VIEWERS may love talk show host Conan O’Brien’s snarkiness, but his acid tongue is turning off celebrities! “He has a sharp wit, but sometimes it’s a little too sharp,” a snitch spilled. “Many find his line of questioning too intrusive and his jokes too prickly, Robert Downey Jr. being one prime example. 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