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Sources tell GLOBE the 74-year-old, six-foot-four star, who had ballooned to 300 pounds, shed the deadly weight with a combination of surgery and rehab. “He went to rehab for the second time to deal with his alcoholism,” snitches an insider. “The word is he also went in for gastric bypass surgery to limit the food he eats. “Slowly but surely, the pounds melted away and he lost 110 pounds. It’s true he’s looking slimmer than he has in decades. Getting sober was key.” 4 GLOBE / April 30, 2018 ONLY IN Loses 110 lbs. after quitting booze & getting gastric bypass Diet expert Dr. Stuart Fischer, who has not treated the Saturday Night Live legend, says the operation helps because “it’s very hard to gain weight after gastric bypass surgery, if not impossible.” However, The Park Avenue Diet author, who believes Chase went under the knife, cautions “gastric bypass surgery does not cure past ailments. “It doesn’t erase all the previous damage that he’s done to his body. Any heart disease or circulatory problems caused by his dietary indiscretions are permanent.” The snitch says Chevy finally decided to save his life after “hitting rock bottom. He was grossly overweight by more than 100 pounds and - pals that was making his battle against the bottle so much harder.” GLOBE previously revealed in our Nov. 13, 2017 issue that Chevy shed 50 pounds in less than six months following a much-needed rehab stay that helped him beat years of boozing and drugging. Amazingly, as Chevy shed pounds, his health returned — and Dr. Fischer says the comic looks better than ever. The Caddyshack comic is starting to look like his old, slim self again “He’s done a world of good for himself,” says another dietary specialist. “But he’s got to keep the weight off!” GLOBE MAN-HUNGRY M MARTHA PACKS ON HEFTY 34 LBS. O Docs say the bloated homemaker is eating herself to an early grave L ONELY Martha Stewart has packed on 34 pounds of flab — eating her heart out because she can’t find a man! The 76-yearold domestic diva has been gorging on rich gourmet food to replace a lack of romance — and Dr. Gabe Mirkin, who studied recent photos of the five-foot-nine billionaire, fears she could eat herself to death! “It’s clear she has a lot of belly fat,” says the longevity expert, who has not treated Martha. “She appears to have gained 30 to 40 pounds. That would make her weigh more than 180!” Her weight is especially worrying because “belly fat increases her risk for diabetes, among other illnesses,” he warns. “She needs to watch what she eats!” A source close to the homemaking hurricane confirms Gorging on gourmet goodies to replace empty love life Martha, who’s weight has see-sawed between 150 to 212 pounds, is now at 184. She has “turned to food for comfort” since failing to find Mr. Right after her 1990 divorce, when her hubby of 29 years, Andy Stewart, dumped her for a younger babe. In 2016, Martha bragged to chat host Wendy Williams that she was dating a guy less than half her age. “I went on a trip to Egypt and I took this guy with me,” she gushed. “And he was so much fun. And during the trip I found out he was younger than my daughter.” But the insider believes she was fibbing, saying: “If this was a ‘boyfriend,’ I think all of her friends would have known about him! She would have paraded him in public.” Currently, Martha confesses her true love is “dessert. Some days I just don’t eat — so I can zip my pants.” Says the source, “She’s looking at old photos now, when she was young and skinny, and it’s making her sad!” April 30, 2018 / GLOBE 5 CELEBRITY NEWS KATE HUDSON NIXES SHOTGUN WEDDING! M OM-TO-BE Kate Hudson is following in the footsteps of her free-wheeling mom, Goldie Hawn — and refusing to tie the knot! The Almost Famous hottie, 39, is expecting a girl with beau Danny Fujikawa, but pals say marriage is not on the menu! “Kate will wear a ring on her engagement finger whenever she feels like it, but she’s told friends don’t expect to see her say ‘I do’ anytime soon,” spills an insider. “Kate follows the beat of her own drum, and it’s Goldie who instilled that free spirit in her.” Former Laugh-In star Goldie, 72, and Tombstone hunk Kurt The actress wants a relationship like her mom Goldie (middle) and Kurt have Pregnant beauty rejects baby daddy’s marriage proposal Kate’s first two baby daddies: musicians Chris Robinson (left) and Matt Bellamy 6 GLOBE / April 30, 2018 ONLY IN GLOBE Russell, 67, have lived together for 35 years after falling in love on the set of Swing Shift in 1983. “A long time ago, Kate looked at Goldie and Kurt and decided that’s what she wants for herself,” dishes a source. Kate with sons Bingham and Ryder Kate and her latest beau, Danny Fujikawa, announced they’re having a daughter “They allow each other freedom and their relationship is stronger for it. When they have a disagreement, they go off and do their thing, and sometimes they even live apart, but they’ve always found their way back.” Kate divorced Black Crowes rocker Chris Robinson iin 200 2007 after seven years of marriage. Their son Ryder is 14. A few year later, she split from ex-fiancé Matt Bellamy of the band Muse, after giving birth to their son, Bingham, 6. 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ONLY IN GLOBE! SPOIL TERR T HE REAL Prince Charles is a petulant, self-pitying jerk! The 69-year-old lives like the king he’s waited 65 years to become, but acts like a spoiled brat, palace insiders tell GLOBE. “He puts on his game face when he’s meeting the public, appearing to be genuinely interested, but behind closed doors, he’s a tyrant who cares about no one but himself,” says a source. “His demands are constant, and heaven help his 124 staffers — mostly paid for by taxpayers — if they don’t move fast enough! “If he had his way, they’d be locked in the Tower of London! “He’s totally out of touch with reality!” The royal’s shocking, bizarre world is unmasked in a new biography, Rebel Prince: The Even for a weekend trip, he brings loads of luggage — and bedroom furniture! Wherever he goes, Charles gets there in luxury — often in the queen’s helicopter 8 GLOBE / April 30, 2018 The prince takes the royal train for brief visits — at a cost of $25,000! LED CHARLES IS RIBLE TYRANT! Power, Passion and Defiance of Prince Charles. According to author Tom Bower, the queen’s pampered oldest son doesn’t even dress himself! Four valets help him change his clothes five times a day! He refuses meals not prepared by his trusted chef — although Her Majesty always eats what everyone else has! Instead, his own organic food is delivered to dinner parties — and he never shares with other guests! His travel demands are mind-boggling! For a weekend visit to friends, he sent a truck a day ahead, carrying his and wife Camilla’s complete bedrooms, “including his orthopedic bed and his own linens,” claims Bower. “Staffers also packed Charles’ own toilet seat, rolls of Kleenex Premium Comfort toilet paper, Laphroaig whisky The demanding royal always has an entourage to meet his every whim Charles hates that his sons, Harry (left) and William, are more popular than he is — and that Meghan and Kate are prettier than his wife, Camilla and bottled water (for both bedrooms) and two landscapes of the Scottish Highlands!” And there’s always an assistant to carry his personal cushion! Staffers are subjected to daily tirades over minor infractions like a room temperature or spelling error, and an assistant has to remain at his office until Charles goes to sleep late at night to meet his never-ending whims. At his country estate, Highgrove, where pesticides are banned, four gardeners “lie, nose-down, on a trailer pulled by a slow-moving Land Rover to pluck out weeds,” writes Bower. In addition, retired Indian servicemen “prowl through the undergrowth at night with torches and handpick slugs from the leaves of plants!” The arrogant prince thinks nothing of spending $25,000 to use the royal train to visit a pub 240 miles away — a $100 trip on the public rail service, which his mother uses! But despite his luxury lifestyle, the privileged prince pities himself. He’s ripped apart because his sons, William and Harry, are more popular than he is — and hates that their brides, Kate and Meghan, are prettier than his boozing, horse-faced spouse Camilla. Polls that show William would make a better king are a knife in his heart, a courtier says. Meanwhile, Charles is the star of his own pity party. “Nobody knows what utter hell it is to be Prince of Wales,” the king-in-waiting moans. “My life is so unbearable.” The queen has taken steps to close the gender pay gap ELIZABETH PAYS GALS MORE THAN GUYS QUEEN ELIZABETH may seem like a stodgy 92-yearold stick-in-the-mud, but she’s way ahead of the curve when it comes to paying her female staffers. Official stats show women working in the queen’s household were paid nearly ten percent more than men! For every $1.41 per hour men made, women earned $1.52. However, the queen’s appreciation of gals serving in her household did not extend to palace staffers in general. Buckingham Palace employs more men than women, and the guys were paid 12 percent more on average than their female counterparts. “Obviously, the gender pay gap is still unfair for women, but at least the queen shows she appreciates her female staffers — especially in the pocketbook,” says a palace insider. April 30, 2018 / GLOBE 9 BREAKING NEWS LYLE & ERIK PLOT NEW BLOODBATH! Menendez boys out for revenge after shocking prison reunion PARTNERS IN CRIME! The dastardly duo, reunited for the first time since their 1996 convictions, are up to no good P LAYBOY killers Lyle and Erik Menendez — who brutally murdered their own parents to live the high life — have been reunited in a California prison and are plotting revenge from behind bars! Sources claim the twisted monsters plan to take out family members and friends whose testimony put them away for life! “Even after all these years, Lyle and Erik want to get even with the people they believe put them behind bars,” spills a source. “Now they’re finally able to put their heads together!” Jail officials confirmed April 5 that Lyle, 50, and Erik, 47, are now assigned to the same housing unit, marking 10 GLOBE / April 30, 2018 LYLE MENENDEZ their first chance to associate since their 1996 convictions. When Lyle, who’d been caged at Mule Creek State Prison, first saw his brother at the Richard J. Donovan Correctional Facility in San Diego, they reportedly both “burst into tears immediately.” Lyle and Erik, then only 21 and 18, gunned down their parents in cold blood on Aug. 20, 1989, in the family’s Beverly Hills mansion. Entertainment executive Jose Menendez, 45, was shot point-blank in the back of the head with a 12-gauge shotgun. His wife of 26 years, Kitty, 47, GLOBE EXCLUSIVE was shot in the arms, chest and face. Both were also shot in the kneecap, and the brothers tried to pass off the murders as a gangland execution. But guilt-stricken Erik eventually confessed to a pal and his psychologist. Authorities arrested the brothers in 1990 after the psychologist’s mistress went to police claiming Lyle had threatened the doctor’s life, thus voiding doctor-patient privilege. 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Sales subject to product availability and order acceptance. ★★★★ HODA RESCUED BORED KATHIE LEE CELEBRITY BUZZ KATHIE LEE GIFFORD reveals when she was first offered her gig on Today, she thought the show was so boring she told an NBC bigwig “I would rather rip my toenails out than have to do that.” But a long, fun lunch with co-host HODA KOTB convinced her the hour could be turned into fun TV. Knowing those gals, lunch must have included lots of wine. Hollywood’s inside scoop ★★★★ JAGGER TURNS WEDDING SINGER! GWYNETH PALTROW’s ridiculously spoiled-brat lifestyle will continue with her planned summer wedding to American Horror Story bigwig BRAD FALCHUK. The GOOP website goofball, who preaches steam-cleaning vaginas boosts gals’ love life, was thrilled when prized guest MICK JAGGER also offered “to serenade them” at the ceremony, tattles a spy. “Their wedding is shaping up to be the biggest celebrity event of the summer. Her godfather, STEVEN SPIELBERG, will walk her down the aisle.” Other guests KANYE BELIEVE THIS GUY’S EGO? ★★★★ PARASITE INFECTS TV HOUSEWIVES A dream South American cruise for the Real Housewives of New York City turned into a nightmare. CAROLE RADZIWILL reveals she and the gals — except for BETHENNY FRANKEL and TINSLEY MORTIMER — came down with a parasite from eating fish, which the other two didn’t indulge BRAD PITT’s passion for building eco-friendly homes in New Orleans has fired a sizzling romance with stunning MIT architecture professor NERI OXMAN, tattle sources. The Troy heartthrob was spied dropping by one of the ravenhaired egghead’s classes last November and has been seeing her since! “She’s a genius and gorgeous,” says a colleague. Although reps insist the 54-yearold star and Israeli-born Neri, 41, who’s divorced from composer OSVALDO GOLIJOV, are just pals, sources claim Brad wants to keep the relationship low-key, fearing it could send his volatile 12 GLOBE / April 30, 2018 ★★★★ include her Iron Man co-star ROBERT DOWNEY JR., LEA MICHELE and EMMA ROBERTS. “But the big thing is having Mick as the wedding singer!” LOOKING GRAVE Tombstone star VAL KILMER is a shadow of his former self as he continues to battle throat cancer in because they’re allergic. The boat also caught fire and began sinking, leaving the gals “hysterical … thinking they were all going to die,” says a source. “Carole and Tinsley were throwing up from seasickness.” Sounds like a typical paradise cruise. Can anything keep KANYE WEST’s noggin from ballooning? The rapping egomanic, who calls himself a genius, now wants to teach at Harvard. “Kanye’s constantly looking for ways to feed his ego, but this new plan to lecture at an Ivy League university is just delusional,” slams a spy. “He says he wants to pass his genius on to the next generation.” KIM KARDASHIAN’s worse half thinks his calling is to teach architecture and design. But Kanye’s not totally unqualified.. The college BRAD BUILDING LOVE NEST WITH BRAINY BEAUTY! ex ANGELINA JOLIE flying off the rails. “He has yet to finalize a custody agreement with Angie over their six kids and there’s no telling how she will take to learning he has a new love in his life,” dishes an insider. “Angie already accused him of getting drunk and abusing their son Maddox. He was investigated and cleared of that. But she’s unpredictable and wild. Remember, she was a cutter and also once wore a vial of then- hubby BILLY BOB THORNTON‘s blood around her neck.” Meanwhile, spies say Brad and Neri have bonded over their love of new ideas in architecture. That love appears to be blossoming into a regular romance. “Brad and Neri hit it off instantly,” notes the source. Architect Neri and Brad have been dating since last fall ALLEY CAT AMAL CLOONEY is as scrawny as a stray as she prowls the streets of NYC CAN WE TALK? If you’re a Hollywood insider and you have access to accurate celebrity gossip, you can make $$$ by calling us directly at 1-800-645-4708 or by e-mail. My address is HOOK-UPS, BABIES & MORE! firstname.lastname@example.org Brooke that isn’t how Leo likes to do things.” With Erin out of the picture, Leo was looking for “arm candy” and gorgeous Camila fit the bill. Whew, talk about settling for less. ★★★★ TAKE THE MONEY AND RUN! BUSTED! CATHERINE ZETA-JONES is far from arresting in her leather-and-lace crime against fashion dropout does have an honorary degree! ★★★★ LADIES’ MAN LEO GETS SECOND BEST Embarrassing scoop for LEONARDO DICAPRIO’s new model galpal CAMILA MORRONE. Sources snitch the 43-year-old Revenant hunk only took up with the 20-yearold stunner because his former squeeze, Victoria’s Secret hottie ERIN HEATHERTON, 29, rejected him. “Erin has an ego and she’s not comfortable being with a guy more famous than her,” blabs a source. “She wants to call the shots, and GONE FISHING Dazed-looking BURT REYNOLDS, 82, will catch nothing but flies with that guppy gape! DONALD TRUMP JR.’s fed-up wife, VANESSA, is giving him the boot because she doesn’t need his family’s dough anymore, insists a snitch. Shocking buzz claims the former model and mom of Junior’s five kids filed for divorce after his fling with chesty singer AUBREY O’DAY. But Donnie hooked up with Aubrey years before his wife gave him the heave-ho. Insiders say the deciding factor was Vanessa’s family has come into big money as a result of savvy investments by her late lawyer dad, CHARLES HAYDON, who once represented MARILYN MONROE. Although he left just $2.5 million to widow BONNIE, his money strategies have made her filthy rich. She recently plunked down $6.4 million for a Fifth Avenue penthouse — and now Vanessa’s finally free to dump the billionaire president’s son. MORE GOSSIP PG 14! David Dancing with the Stars winner BROOKE BURKE and former Baywatch hunk DAVID CHARVET are splitting after seven years of marriage. They have two children. Former Big Apple mayor RUDY GIULIANI, 73, and nurse wife JUDITH, 63, are calling it quits after 15 years. It’s the third matrimonial strike for both parties. Fast and Furious star TYRESE GIBSON and wife SAMANTHA, who wed barely more than a year ago, are thrilled she’s got a girl bun in the oven. The baby’s due in September. Is Chipotle romantic? Must be! Designing guy MARC JACOBS popped the question to now-fiancé CHARLY DEFRANCESCO at the Mexican eatery. The original Wonder Woman and feminist icon, TV’s LYNDA CARTER, 66, got a deserved star on Hollywood’s Walk of Fame. Movie Wonder GAL GADOT tweeted congrats. HOPPER PENN, 24, son of House of Cards vixen ROBIN WRIGHT and actor SEAN PENN, was busted with galpal UMA VON WITTKAMP on drug charges in Nebraska. Cops reportedly found marijuana, amphetamines and magic mushrooms in their vehicle. April 30, 2018 / GLOBE 13 FASHION VERDICT 5/10 10/10 2/10 8/10 HERE’S THE SCORE 4/10 KRISTEN BELL MICHELLE DOCKERY CHLOË SEVIGNY ELIZABETH OLSEN SANDRA OH The Good Place leading lady is wearing a BAD ensemble. The color is pretty but everything else looks disheveled She’s on FIRE! The Downton Abbey darling looks hot in this red column dress. She’s a perfect ten! How terrifying! The American Horror Story star looks ghostly in this shapeless white bedsheet. Boo! This is one for the (comic) books. The Avengers actress is a marvel in this dark green short leather dress Oh dear! Where did this come from? The 46-year-old star looks elegant AND elderly in this grieving getup MILEY’S HUNTING ISLAND OF LOVE Pop princess MILEY CYRUS believes sizzling romps with fiancé LIAM HEMSWORTH on a deserted island are good for baby-making. The Wrecking Ball hottie and her movie hunk are looking to buy a private isle and have “enlisted an agent to help them sniff out the best deal,” 14 GLOBE / April 30, 2018 ★★★★ squeals a stoolie. private island.” “It was Miley’s idea ★★★★ and Liam is totally onboard.” Aussie surfing stud Liam HollywoodÕs inside scoop ★★★★ reportedly prefers KEVIN HART’s Hawaii, where the waves are better for boarding. confession of cheating and plea for forgiveness may not “Miley wants complete save the pint-sized comic’s privacy,” says the source. “A marriage to long-suffering wife place she can raise a family. She’s lost in the fantasy of her ENIKO PARRISH. 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Relationship expert Dr. Judy Kuriansky insists shocking charges Donald had a fling with porn star Stormy Daniels and a Playboy pinup did “not surprise” Melania, who she believes was aware Trump cheated on his first wife, Ivana, GLOBE’s former advice columnist. “But it will be hard for her not to be hurt and humiliated by all Shocking reason her marriage will survive cheating scandal the news,” says Kuriansky. “However, this is not anything she didn’t know beforehand. She doesn’t have to put her head in the sand or deny or leave him. “She is chained to her husband. I think it’s definitely to keep her family together.” In an explosive revelation, author Ronald Kessler says Melania knew Trump was a two-timer from their very first meeting. In his book The Trump White House, Kessler writes the future president made a play for Slovenian model Melania at a 1998 fashion event when his date went to the restroom. She gave him the cold shoulder — but eventually began dating the real estate giant. Later, Melania broke up with Trump when she spotted a former Sex scandals helped shatter Trump’s galpal leaving his first two marriages to Ivana Trump (left) New York City and Marla Maples apartment. ‘She is chained to her husband’ 16 GLOBE / April 30, 2018 WORLD EXCLUSIVE T DUMP UM MP DONALD! But Trump wooed her back. Meanwhile, bombshells about Trump’s behavior with gals have been dropping since long before he began his 2016 White House run. At least 19 women have accused him of unwanted sexual advances. During his 15-year marriage to Ivana — mother of his kids Ivanka, Don Jr. and Eric — Trump was seeing Marla Maples, who became his second wife. In December 1989, Marla confronted Ivana while she was having lunch with Donald and their kids at an Aspen resort. Ivana filed for divorce four months later — amid chatter that her husband brazenly took his mistress on the family vacation to continue the affair right under his wife’s nose. More tales of Trump and other women surfaced — though Marla, mother of his daughter Tiffany, got caught in a cheating scandal that helped end her six-year marriage in 1999. After marrying Melania in 2005, at least five women publicly claimed Trump was their Melania is devoted to son Barron, Donald and her duty as first lady Hillary Clinton stuck by commander-in-cheat Bill l lover — or groped d th them. Th The president strongly denies all the claims. But even if the women are telling the truth, relationship expert Dr. Gilda Carle tells GLOBE the Trumps will stay together — like 65 percent of American marriages that have been rocked by infidelity. “If the woman decides to buy her man’s explanations for cheating,” she says, “the marriage can go on indefinitely. “Some marriages get closer as a result of an infidelity — for Hillary and Bill Clinton it was apparently fine.” Beverly Hills psychiatrist Dr. Carole Lieberman says while Melania is “humiliated,” the alleged incidents happened years ago — and are ancient history. “I think she sincerely loves her position of first lady because she wants to do good,” says Lieberman. “I think she is focusing on getting her agenda accomplished — primarily helping children.” Famed celebrity divorce lawyer Raoul Felder also insists “nobody divorces the president. “The wife is not going to put the president out of his White House home,” says Felder. “That cannot happen.” April 30, 2018 / GLOBE 17 CELEBRITY NEWS THINGS YOU DON’T KNOW ABOUT ED O’NEILL Princess Caroline says she and her brother, Albert, were closer to their nanny than to unfeeling mom Grace PRIN PRINCESS NCESS GRACE WAS LOUSY MOM Ed nearly passed on his Married... with Children role He wed actress Catherine in 1986 7 E D O’NEILL comes off as gruff, but that doesn’t turn off viewers. He’s starred as the dad in two of the most popular sitcoms ever — Married… with Children from 1987 to 1997 and the current ABC hit Modern Family, which began in 2009. Here are ten things you didn’t know about the 72-year-old star. 1 From a working class family with five kids in Youngstown, Ohio, his dad worked in a steel mill and his mom was a homemaker. 2 Ed blew his football scholarship at Ohio University by partying and clashing with his coach. 3 Transferring to Youngstown State, he studied theater and was a six-foot-one, 230-pound defensive end. 18 GLOBE / April 30, 2018 He’s been married to actress Catherine Rusoff since 1986. They have two daughters, Claire, 22, and Sophia, 19. 8 4 Signed as an undrafted rookie free agent by the Pittsburgh Steelers, he was cut after two weeks. 5 He continued to study acting at the Youngstown Playhouse while working as a substitute teacher at his alma mater, Ursuline High. He was going to turn down the Al Bundy role on Married, but Catherine thought the script was funny, so he took the part. 9 In 2008, he played “Al the Shoe Salesman” in an ad for presidential candidate Barack Obama. 6 Ed got good reviews playing a psychotic boxer in the play Knockout in New York. It flopped, but critics loved him. 10 He’s trained in jiu-jitsu for 22 years and holds a black belt. GRACE KELLY was a coldhearted mother and her husband, Prince Rainier, was a distant dad, says the couple’s eldest child, Princess Caroline. In her new book marking her brother’s 60th birthday, titled Albert II of Monaco, The Man and The Prince, the bitter 61-year-old reveals Grace’s kids had a better relationship with nanny Maureen Wood than their own mom and dad! “Until we were 14, we wouldn’t eat with our parents,” who banned the two siblings from family meals, Caroline writes. “For my brother and I, Maureen was the key figure in our life. “We were probably closer to our nanny than to our parents,” adding the royal children were so miserable when Maureen went on vacation, Grace would beg her to return! SHANNEN’S NEW CRISIS CRUSHING health news is forcing Shannen Doherty to undergo additional testing to determine if her cancer has returned. 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For information on sales tax you may owe to your state, go to HamiltonCollection.com/use-tax. All orders are subject to product availability and credit approval. Allow 6 to 8 weeks after initial payment for shipment. Signature________________________________________________________________________ 09-07596-001-E21601 T RU E C R I M E ARYAN EMPIR Chop shop arrests reveal racist gang is expanding its turf -say cops T EXAS SWAT teams in full battle armor swooped down on an auto chop shop run by the vicious Aryan Brotherhood and busted five suspects — but the raid only reveals the terrifying white supremacist prison gang has grown into an evil criminal business empire. The raid in San Jacinto County, northeast of Houston, netted at least 11 stolen vehicles, a cache of firearms and large quantities of drugs 20 GLOBE / April 30, 2018 — including marijuana, methamphetamine, heroin and oxycodone, lawmen say. The suspects — Matthew Follis, 38; Alexandria Holloway, 26; Shain Whitmire, 38; Everitt McAdams, 34; and Shasta Cole, 33 — were charged with vehicle theft, as well as drugs and weapons crimes. All have ties to the Brotherhood, say cops. The bust is more scary proof the gang, founded by white inmates in California’s San Quentin Prison in 1964, is now operating like a business conglomerate that will even work with hated Latinos and blacks if they can make a buck. Helter Skelter murder mastermind, the late Charles Manson, was also linked to the group. “But we aren’t all a bunch of murdering savages as we are portrayed by many,” insists member Jamie “Dutch” Loveall of Houston. “I am not some cuddly or friendly type, but all I did had a reason behind it.” The barbaric Brotherhood Drugs, stolen vehicles and guns were found at the crime scene in Texas SHAIN WHITMIRE has 300 members in prison. But chillingly, the gang has 15,000 members operating outside the joint and on the streets. Their sordid illegal dealings reportedly include contract killing and assault, drug dealing, robbery, gambling, extortion, arms smuggling, prostitution, dog fighting and human trafficking. RE OF GREED! Suspects with ties to the Aryan Brotherhood (below) were nabbed during the raid EVERITT McADAMS Marked by a SS lightning bolt, a Nazi-inspired tattoo on their necks, members have to beat the hell out of someone to join the gang — and can only leave when they die. Evil empire The neo-Nazi thugs have no problem maiming, torturing or killing hated blacks or Hispanics, or anyone in their way SHASTA COLE ALEXANDRIA HOLLOWAY — even their own members who have crossed them, lawmen say. In one blood-chilling case in May 2013, a bunch of the gang’s Oklahoma chapter kidnapped a brother who’d stiffed them on methamphetamine sales. While Ronnie “Dirty Red” Haskins and Robert Bryan held the victim, another brother named “Buddha” heated a hunting knife to red hot, say legal papers. He handed it to Aaron Clay King, who flattened it against the brother’s skin, searing the lightning bolt membership tattoo into a blistered scar, says the report. Even the prosecution of gang members hasn’t been able to slow the spread of this evil empire. MATTHEW FOLLIS Following the murder convictions of four Brotherhood leaders in 2006, Loyola Law School professor and former prosecutor Laurie Levenson chillingly noted the gang was too well organized to die out. “Do I think this marks the end? No way,” she says. “The truth is, this [gang] is like a hydra: You cut off a limb and it’s going to grow back.” April 30, 2018 / GLOBE 21 T RU E C R I M E SHAFTED! DUMPING GROUND Morgan Henderson SPILLING HER GUTS Jerrod Baum ACCUSED MONSTER C ONTROL freak Jerrod Baum slaughtered a teen boy and girl — then dumped their bodies in a mine shaft — just because the kids were visiting his girlfriend, stunned police charge. Brelynne “Breezy” Otteson, 17, and her beau, Riley Powell, 18, were missing nearly three months before their battered and butchered bodies were found 100 feet down an abandoned mine outside Eureka, Utah, late last month. Now, lawmen are pinning the brutal crime on greeneyed monster Baum. “It’s as bad as anything I’ve ever seen,” says Sheriff’s Sgt. Spencer Cannon. Cops found the couple after Baum’s terrorized girlfriend Morgan Henderson, 34, ratted him out during a March 25 traffic stop. Now, Baum, 41 is charged with eight felonies, including two counts of aggravated murder. He could face the 22 GLOBE / April 30, 2018 SLAUGHTERED INNOCENTS death penalty if convicted. She was first questioned by a deputy in January — under Baum’s watchful eye. Breezy and Riley went missing on Brelynne Otteson Riley Powell Dec. 30 — after saying they were going to Hen- sweethearts, he exploded and derson’s house to smoke pot. bound the terrified teens with At first, Henderson told inves- duct tape, say cops. Then he reportedly put the tigators the couple left her couple in their Jeep and drove home after 40 minutes. But two months later, she with Henderson to the mine. There, Baum beat and broke down and squealed stabbed Riley to death in front about the bloodbath. When Baum came home of Breezy, slashed her throat and found her with the young and threw their bodies down Teenagers butchered & tossed in old mine the shaft, say lawmen. According to court documents, jealous Baum told Henderson “he had previously instructed her not to have guy friends and that it was too bad because he has never killed an innocent before.” Henderson also says Baum threatened to strangle her if she ever talked. 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This offer cannot be combined with any other offers. See Blair.com for the return policy. Discounts, shipping and handling are not refunded. Card # ©BLAIR 2018 Signature Exp. Date TOTAL FREE BREAKING NEWS CANCER DIAGNOSIS DYING KENN Fears singer has weeks to live as he cancels tour & tells F RAIL and plagued by a string of serious medical issues, music icon Kenny Rogers has canceled his farewell tour, leaving health experts and friends to believe he’s battling killer bladder cancer and has just weeks to live! The 79-year-old Gambler singer announced this month he was scrapping his remaining concert dates on his final Rogers may be married, but insiders say the country crooner still has the hots for fellow songstress Dolly Parton 24 GLOBE / April 30, 2018 tour — scheduled through the end of the year — after doctors ordered him to rest as he battles “health challenges.” But sources say Kenny’s at the end of the road, planning a celeb-studded funeral and has even said a tearful goodbye to the “love of his life,” songbird Dolly Parton, in a hurried face-to-face meeting. “He’s getting his affairs in order, including saying goodbye to Dolly,” confides a source. “The fear is he has just a few short weeks left, so his handlers did get Dolly over to see him for what could be their last visit. “Kenny was sad to see Dolly in tears. He told her he loved her and always has and maybe they’ll get another go-round in the after- monophosphate and RCAS1, life. That seemed to perk her a receptor-binding cancer up a bit.” antigen,” says Edwards. While his reps refuse to detail The analysis also discovered his medical issues, GLOBE “insulin resistance,” indicating has learned he appears to diabetes, “stressed heart musbe suffering from diabetes cles,” and rib pain caused by and bladder cancer, fatigued back muscles. along with other BioAcoustic also problems. found Rogers Ohio’s Instissuffers from tute of Biohigh cholesAcoustic terol, liver B i o l o g y , stress and uses a spefatigue — all cial computer likely caused algorithm to by b taking statin The Gambler would uncover seridrugs for choleave behind wife ous health issues lesterol, says Wanda (left) and by analyzing a Edwards. their two young sons person’s voice to “The fatigue uncover medical conditions, and muscle wasting must ran a test on Kenny — and the make it particularly difficult results were “disturbing.” for him to take the stage and perform up to his historically high standards,” she adds. Ready to fold ’em A father of five, Kenny has “We discovered a host of truly troubling symptoms been wed to fifth wife Wanda that could explain why he — mom of his 13-year-old twin cut short the farewell tour,” sons Justin and Jordan — since says BioAcoustic head Sharry 1997. His life erupted in scandal Edwards. The most horrifying when it was discovered he’d revelation was the sinister set up an 800-number hotpresence of “three bladder line in the ’90s so gals could cancer markers — BTA serine/ call him for phone sex. Three threonine protein, NMP uridine women later sued him, saying S FOR NY! Dolly goodbye he coaxed them into twisted, kinky phone talks. One also claimed he lured her to a hotel room where he tried to have sex with her. But through all his relationships, his strongest tie was to Dolly, according to insiders. They reportedly fell in love — and in lust — when they recorded their 1983 hit duet, Islands in the Stream. While both claim their romance was strictly platonic, “word is they had a steamy night in Vegas after one of their shows back in the ’80s,” says the source. Kenny has admitted “they’re soul mates,” and the two performed together last year. “Their final performance was bittersweet because they both must’ve known they’d never get another chance onstage,” notes the source. “Kenny’s been frail from all the health issues plaguing him, including, some say, lung cancer and heart problems. “He’s prepared his will and he’s even talked about what kind of funeral he’d like. He wants all his friends to be there to share the great memories together, as his biggest hits play on the loudspeakers.” WORLD EXCLUSIVE According to experts, Rogers, who recently canceled the remainder of his farewell tour, may be suffering from a slew of ailments — including diabetes, heart disease and cancer April 30, 2018 / GLOBE 25 WHO AM I? 1 Answer the clues and place the initials to each answer into the appropriately numbered square to find our mystery celebrity. 2 3 $ $100 4 5 6 9 PRIZE P 7 10 11 12 13 14 1 4 2 5 3 6 16 7 9 MOVIE WATCH Scarlett Johansson has appeared in all the movies below. See if you can unscramble them. 1. DENY HERNIA SAINT ______________________________ __ 2. HOTTEST TUNA JOINS YOUTH ________________________ 3. EARLY BRICK VACCINATIONS ________________________ ______________ __ $_______ $100 4. 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The MDP hydrogel heals foot wounds caused by diabetes better than other drugs on the market, scientists say Avoids amputation & works in 14 days S CIENTISTS are touting a new injectable gel as a gigantic medical leap in healing foot wounds caused by diabetes that often lead to crippling and horrific amputation. Test results of the MDP hydrogel — K2(SL)6K2 — show it works way “better than the things that are already out there,” says Rice University chemist and bioengineer Jeffrey Hartgerink. For nearly 100 years, the standard treatment for diabetic foot and body ulcers has been to remove dead tissue, wash and bandage the wound and keep pressure off the foot, says study lead Nicole Carrejo. Injectable gel works wonders on wounds But the treatment rarely led to healing. “Oftentimes, everything fails, which can lead to amputation,” she says. But when researchers used the gel on rats suffering from diabetic sores, they saw spectacular results. “Treatment led to wound closure in 14 days,” notes Carrejo. Just as important, the gel produced a new growth of thick, healthy tissue with a thriving network of blood vessels and nerve cells, she notes. Even the hair grew back in the covering skin. Researchers also tried another experimental gel in their tests, but the injectable MDP hydrogel “significantly accelerated wound healing compared with” the other substance, says Hartgerink. Now, he hopes to move the healing gel to clinical trials and speed it to the market where it can help diabetes patients. “This has been a long time coming,” says an excited Hartgerink. RxEXTRA Booze boosts your heartbeat Half of American gals are obese! ✚ LOVE doesn’t make the heart beat faster — booze does! While a normal heartbeat rings in at about 60 beats per minute, binge drinking can rocket your heart rate to more than 100 per minute, a new German study found. And that can trigger arrhythmia or irregular heartbeat. Scientists are still studying whether arrhythmia is a risk factor, but they do know people with heart conditions “have higher heart rates.” Binge drinking for men is five drinks in two hours. For women, it’s four drinks in that time. 28 GLOBE / April 30, 2018 ✚ NO WONDER women are finding it tougher to stuff themselves into those trendy skin-tight britches — an alarming study found nearly HALF of American women — a whopping 41 percent — are obese! That’s up from 38 percent in 2007. Meanwhile, guys are also getting fatter, with 35 percent rcen nt weighi weighing ing in at obese, compared to 34 percent eight years ago. The only good news is that while adults are getting fatter, child obesity has leveled off, according to the Centers for Disease Control. YOUR HOROSCOPE by For the week of April 30 – May 6 Emily Hamer-West Stress associated with sex can affect your performance in the sack HOW TO BANISH SEXUAL ANXIETY SEX is fun — but it’s also a huge source of anxiety. Here are some common hang-ups about sex, and how to tackle them: 1. “My body is bad!” Anxiety over not having a supermodel shape can sabotage life between the sheets, says sex educator Emily Nagoski. She suggests you stand naked in front of a mirror and take note of something — anything — you like about yourself. Then do it again the next day, and the next. Soon you’ll be a lot more comfy in your own skin. 2. “I’m not athletic enough!” Surprise: Those sexual gymnastics we see on screen are NOT the way people actually make love. “Adults need sex education, too,” says sex educator Amy Jo Goddard. Read some good, nonsensational books on the subject. 3. “No talking in bed!” Studies show partners who freely communicate their sexual needs have a more fulfilling sex life. “Men, let go of ‘performing,’ ” says sex therapist Claudia Six. “And ladies, know what brings you pleasure!” ARIES March 21 - April 20 TAURUS April 21 - May 21 GEMINI May 22 - June 21 CANCER June 22 - July 22 Searching for romance? Singles can Dull and boring is out, Ram! New and exciting is in! Venus sends companions to join your quest for thrills, so what are you waiting for? Mercury clears communication with an argumentative relative, making it easy to resolve recent problems. Spend a cash windfall on something for your house! The Scorpio full moon clarifies decisions you held off making — and now it’s time to take action! If this involves others, wait until Tuesday to draw them in. A cash crunch is solved when unexpected money arrives in the mail midweek. Be extra careful over the weekend — you’re prone to injury! LEO July 23 - Aug. 23 Although it’s typical of Bulls to give until you’ve got nothing left, it’s time to take. Ask someone you’ve helped in the past to rescue you when trouble strikes this week! Step back from nonstop work now — it’s vital for good health. Take a chance on an investment; Mars suggests it’s a winner! expect someone new to come into your life in an unusual way, while partnered Crabs enjoy new adventures with your love! A too-busy schedule has you cranky midweek, but the cosmos brings help to ease your load. Something missing is LEBRITY found by a child. CE BIRTHDAY Venus has you feeling a little insecure about romance, Lion, but relax. All is well. Still worried? Spending time with your love doing something fun will strengthen your relationship even more! Jupiter warns that a friend’s financial plan for the two of you is risky — say no! The number eight has special meaning. LIBRA Sept. 23 - Oct. 23 VIRGO Aug. 24 - Sept. 22 It’s vital you speak up when you feel the need! The full moon unlocks the door to truth, so tell it! A job may have become too miserable to bear — but a neighbor or friend points you in the direction towards work you’ll love! Take time to check the financial books; a mistake could cost you! GEORGE CLOONEY turns 57 on May 6 No matter how busy you are, make time for an old friend — it could lead to a profitable partnership! But gambling and taking on debt is risky while Jupiter is retrograde — don’t do it! Hoping to shed a few pounds before summer? A diet-exercise plan that works for your body type pops up midweek! SCORPIO Oct. 24 - Nov. 22 The cosmos opens your eyes to life changes that simply must be made — and how to make them! This is the beginning of something wonderful! Singles could break up — or wed! — while married couples could undertake a move. Look for a new way to solve an old health worry — a Virgo has ideas. SAGITTARIUS Nov. 23 - Dec. 21 CAPRICORN Dec. 22 - Jan. 20 AQUARIUS Jan. 21 - Feb. 18 PISCES Feb. 19 - March 20 Appearances aren’t everything, and just because someone seems decent, doesn’t mean they are. The person who wants to know all your secrets is a danger — keep lips zipped for safety! Organize finances while Mars clears your thinking and you’ll find extra cash! The letter L is linked to romance. Single and searching? An old flame points you in the right direction — don’t disregard their suggestion of a potential mate! Mercury offers the push you need to get started on financial paperwork you’ve been putting off. Do it now for a positive outcome! A family celebration leads to a windfall Sunday. Stop being a Pollyanna, Goat, insisting everything is coming up roses while things are going wrong! You’re annoying your partner and everyone else! Be optimistic, but practical! Ignore the so-called “health” advice you get Thursday. The planets align Saturday to spotlight a money-making deal. The week’s energies offer chances to rev up your flagging love life or get something started with a sexy stranger! You could even land in the lap of luxury after a midweek meeting! Mars puts extra cash in your wallet — spend it wisely! Don’t lend your phone to someone who asks. They’re up to no good! April 30, 2018 / GLOBE 29 FUNNY PHOTO QUIZ Tell us why these pix DON’T exactly match and win... WIN $100 C S R M A B E L Enter GLOBE’s Word Scramble contest and win CASH! Read the rules carefully, solve the puzzle, fill in your name and address and mail your entry to: GLOBE Word Scramble 18, P.O. Box 7019 New York, NY 10008. Entries must be received by May 11, 2018. Selection of winning entrants for the contest will be on May 14, 2018, at our offices in New York. First correct answer drawn at random wins $125. Name of the winner will be printed in the June 4, 2018, issue of GLOBE. This week’s Scramble winner is below. 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N Heartache for jailbird who had 12-year-old’s kids Vili filed for legal separation in May OTORIOUS cradle snatcher Mary Kay Letourneau is now a para- 2017, which sent Mary Kay off the deep end, insiders say. noid recluse living in a pigsty! “Mary Kay just wanted to settle into a GLOBE has learned that since her 12-year marriage to former student normal life with Vili, but since the split Vili Fualaau fell apart last year, Mary was announced, they’ve been under Kay rarely leaves her rundown rental increased scrutiny,” dishes the source. “When she does venture out in public, home in Seattle, Wash. “Her yard is full of garbage and bro- she’s always looking over her shoulder.” But Mary Kay rushed to Vili’s side ken furniture, which annoys the neighbors. She doesn’t speak to any of them,” when he was busted for DUI on Feb. 2 after crashing his SUV into two cars. spills a source. 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The cast includes Catherine Bell and James Denton. DANCING WITH THE STARS Mon., April 30, ABC, 8 p.m. The show for returns for its 26th season with ten athletes teaming up with the show’s roster of professional dancers in a fight to win the Mirrorball Trophy. AMC VISIONARIES: JAMES CAMERON’S STORY OF SCIENCE FICTION Mon., April 30, AMC, 10 p.m. This six-part series examines the roots of science fiction with Academy Award-winning filmmaker James Cameron, featuring interviews with Steven Spielberg, George Lucas, Ridley Scott, Christopher Nolan, Will Smith and Sigourney Weaver. CODE BLACK Wed., May 2, CBS, 10 p.m. Returning for its third season, the medical drama set at an understaffed, busy emergency room stars Marcia Gay Harden as a doctor trying to cope. FACT C RAD ROSEANNE SCARES PANTS OFF HER BOSS! ONTROVERSIAL comic Roseanne Barr owes her success to her personal brand of brash humor and take-no-prisoners attitude. But some critics charge her polarizing personality and politics have crossed a line — and put her sitcom’s reboot in jeopardy! When Roseanne returned to TV, it grabbed a stunning 27 million viewers, leading ABC to order up another season. But episode two’s numbers dropped more than 24 percent from the previous week’s chart-busting success, leading some to call the outspoken comedienne too edgy for 21st century TV. “Off the bat, some people hate Roseanne for her support of President Donald Trump. But liberal crybabies aren’t the only people furious with her,” says an entertainment insider. “Plenty of folks are angry over old photos of her dressed as Hitler standing in front of an oven and holding a tray of burnt cookies shaped like people. Yeah, the pictures are from nine years ago, but jokes about burning Jews MTV’s hit series Jersey Shore — launched in 2009 — was originally supposed to be a competition show featuring contestants in fist-pumping and tanning challenges, with the losers being eliminated. But the reality kids’ antics attracted huge ratings and the concept was changed. After being axed in 2012, the show was rebooted earlier this month. 34 GLOBE / April 30, 2018 Roseanne’s TV return has been marred by the funnylady’s brazen attitude and ideals ain’t funny,” blasts the insider. But producer-writer Bruce Helford is urging viewers to ignore the firestorm surrounding the funnylady and focus on the series. “My feeling is people should just watch the show and judge it on its merits. Watch the show without the accompanying background noise,” insists Helford, who fears her politics will hurt the series’ success. “Ignoring Roseanne is easier said than done. Producers have got to be worried about the backlash,” says a critic. “Between the Hitler pics and her unabashed support of President Trump, she’s alienating a lot of viewers — which could make this her final curtain call.” Im dolorpo rectat laborenimus cupist quia deliciis illorendit fuga. Ugitate la NBC GETS CAT SCRATCH FEVER OUSTED HOST Cat Greenleaf is dragging NBC to court, charging she was kicked to the curb for having clinical depression — and insiders say the lawsuit couldn’t come at a worse time for the scandalscarred network! Greenleaf, the creator and host of talk show Talk Stoop, was replaced by MTV’s Nessa Diab, 36, earlier this month. Greenleaf, 46, says she was canned after confiding in a supervisor about her relapse into “severe depression.” “NBC is still reeling from the fallout of Matt Lauer’s misdeeds. This only tarnishes their image further,” dishes an industry source. “Cat’s claims are another black eye for the network,” remarks another critic. Though execs claim Greenleaf’s firing was warranted, she calls the charges “bogus” and says, “Employees should be able to seek treatment for mental health issues without fear of losing their jobs.” 1 What are the names of Three’s Company’s trivia ill-fated spin-offs? 2 Who voiced the character of George Steinbrenner on Seinfeld? 3 Who was the youngest host in the history of Saturday Night Live? ANSWERS 1 The Ropers and Three’s a Crowd 2 Larry David 3 Drew Barrymore GOOD WITCH S HEELA WOOD’S F RIENDSHIP C LUB WOMEN SEEKING MEN B A R B A D O S 0 16 - 3 5 7 Fu n l ov i n g , r o m a n t i c , s i n g l e l a d y. K i n d , loving, compassionate, understanding. Likes music, movies, fine dining, beach and tennis. Seeks gentleman for LTR. Photo/ phone. CA . 016 - 3 51 B lac k American Indian princess, petite, Leo, 62, seeks tall, elegant, gentle, handsome, non-smoking gentleman for best friendship. 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The name of the winners may be obtained by sending a self-addressed stamped envelope to GLOBE #18 FRAMEWORK WINNERS, P.O. Box 7019, New York, NY 10008. All entries become property of American Media, Inc. Selection of winning entrants for the contest will be on May 15, 2018, at our offices in New York. Any information entrants provide to sponsor may be used to communicate with entrant for sponsor’s, or third-party, marketing purposes. Prize will be awarded in the form of a check. Check is valid for six months from the date of issuance. If winner does not cash check within six months of date of issuance, check will be invalid, prize will be forfeited, and no alternate prize will be awarded. You can win a $100 cash prize for the first complete, correct Framework solution pulled from our mailbag. Get out your luckiest pencil and solve this puzzle, then send your answer to: GLOBE FRAMEWORK #18 P.O. Box 7019 New York, NY 10008 Entry must be received by May 14. GOOD LUCK! SOLUTION FOR WEEK #13 A G E T T A E N D N J D O Q U R M I N N V S I T T E N E T N D A A I G O N S W E R C E U E S V E S T I O N P O U T E S T O E P B U S I R S C H E D U A WO R K P P S A Y A L E A I M S N I P N N R D E B A T E D R P A C H A I R O E I N E S S V P S L E A U N C I R E S E N T CELEBRITY NEWS JAMES DEAN DIDN’T HAVE TO DIE! E! EXPLOSIVE NEW INVESTIGATION M OVIE icon James Dean was NOT KILLED in his notorious 1955 car crash — and could have survived — if given the proper medical care on the way to the hospital! That’s the shattering conclusion renowned forensic pathologist Dr. Michael Hunter reveals on TV’s ReelzChannel show, Autopsy: The Last Hours of James Dean, set to air at 8 p.m. ET on April 29. Hunter’s detailed review of official documents found the 24-year-old Rebel Without a Cause star was still alive following his gruesome crash with a Ford coupe while driving his Porsche 550 Spyder near Cholame, Calif., on Sept. 30, 1955. Suffering a broken neck, Dean, who was on his way to a sports car rally, was unconscious — but STILL breathing — when placed inside the ambulance with his mechanic passenger, Rolf Wütherich. Incredibly, ambulance driver Paul Moreno got into a minor fender bender while racing Dean and Wütherich to the hospital in Paso Robles — and actually stopped to trade information with the other motorist! Now, Hunter says Dean died because he did not have the proper medical care and the second minor crash “may have exacerbated his injuries.” “If this accident would have happened today, he would have been put into a neck brace before being placed into the ambulance,” Hunter says. “James Dean’s broken neck was unsupported, and we will never know Hollywood rebel survived car crash but was killed in ambulance The Rebel Without a Cause star collided with a Ford coupe while driving his Porsche 550 Spyder on Sept. 30, 1955 what impact the ambulance accident had on James Dean’s chance of survival.” Another mystery, says Hunter, is why did an experienced driver travelling on a straight road, in good conditions, crash in the first place? “This is a question that has perplexed experts for over 60 years,” since there was no booze or drugs found in his system after the tragedy. WENDY NEEDS TO TAKE IT EASY WENDY WILLIAMS has struggled since returning to her daytime talk show following a threeweek hiatus to deal with Graves’ disease, say pals, who are worried sick The talk show for the 53-year-old titan is back at chatfest queen. it after a brief “Everyone is beghiatus amid ging her to stop the ongoing health show for now and problems take a longer break to really get herself back to tip-top shape,” dishes an insider. “She’s not really in the best condition,” says the source. “It is sad.” ›› Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens. listens — Jimi Jim Hendrix Hen ix REALITY GIRL IS BAD TO BONE! BAD Girls Club beauty Nicole “Nicky” Vargas has been a very naughty girl, according to police. Florida deputies busted the 28-yearold reality hottie for being topless and performing oral sex on her boyfriend — in plain view in the parking lot at a Cape Canaveral apartment complex. When a dude complained, Nicky and her beau went ape, ripped the guy’s shirt and slugged him, say deputies. Lawmen say Nicky tried to flee, but was caught, charged with exposure, battery and naughty sex antics. She is now out on bail. Her guy, 23-year-old Colton Voegele, was also collared and charged. April 30, 2018 / GLOBE 45 PHOTO FIND W WIN $100 Hidden in the box of letters are the names of some celebrities. Use the photos to help you work out their names. The names have been split in two and can be found in straight lines up, down, forwards, backwards or diagonally. The leftover letters will reveal the name of another famous person. N R I S E A L I E A C I A C W D I N D E D D N O O L S E N D O D H C R Y L N O L J L A G W P L A E E I Y C A R T R T H N L D D I S N I N O O A Y E I U N E P S P M T K A M K N A I N E E T O N T E K A S G L C V E S N I A A G A E N C E R C A H E Solution: How to enter: After you complete a contest, clip out the completed puzzle, write your name, address and home phone number on it and mail your entry to the address below — and be sure to include the contest name on the envelope. p ONE OF A KIND! Find the item that breaks the pattern. Circle and send to us! W WIN $100 GLOBE (Contest Name) #18 P.O. Box 7019 New York, NY 10008 ISSUE 17 SOLUTIONS ONE OF A KIND PHOTO FIND A N N O N N A E N I K N L L A A K U H S I B R O O K S T E I H O S L L E A L E S R P A I I R G S E S N H F Y D R J H P L A N O R A G G A H I O E N G B U N D C H E N M Solution: ELLE FANNING These GLOBE readers are winners of the following issue 13 contests that appeared March 26, 2018: PHOTO FIND: Lissette Cruz, Houston, TX; ONE OF A KIND: Bonniejean Malnati, Dent, MN 46 GLOBE / April 30, 2018 G T R E E A R E S E E D D U Correct entries must be received by May 14, 2018. Winners will be selected at random on May 15, 2018, at our offices in New York — from all complete entries received by the deadline — and revealed in the June 4, 2018, issue. Winners agree to publication and/or display of their name, address, likeness and entry form to be made at GLOBE’s discretion. Multiple entries are permitted, but not more than one entry per envelope can be awarded. Answers to this week’s puzzle will appear in the May 7, 2018, issue of GLOBE. No purchase necessary. Open to all U.S. residents 18 years and older. Allow 6-8 weeks to receive winnings. GLOBE assumes no responsibility for late, misdirected or lost mail. All entries become the property of GLOBE. Odds of winning depend on the number of entries received. Void where prohibited by law. Any information entrants provide to sponsor may be used to communicate with entrant for sponsor’s or third-party marketing purposes. Prize will be awarded in the form of a check. Check is valid for six months from the date of issuance. If winner does not cash check within six months of date of issuance, check will be invalid, prize will be forfeited, and no alternate prize will be awarded. L T R N R M A D E R M S M E O F Y W L E A W T E HOLLYWOOD FLASHBACK ACK LILY MUNSTER: HOUSEWIFE FROM S-HELL! BIZARRE BUT TRUE! FLORIDA consumer Dana McCool gave the Deltona Water Department a penny for her thoughts — 49,000 of them! As a “peaceful protest” against “over-inflated water bills,” McCool used a wheelbarrow to haul the copper coins to the municipal building and pay her $493 invoice. It took employees two hours to count the cash! YIKES! Hagerman, N.M., is being overrun by horrifying horny skunks — and they’re stinking up the place! Unlucky lawmen are being pressed into service to trap and relocate the menaces, who are eager to breed now that spring has sprung. GREEDY Alabama Sheriff Todd Entrekin is living in a $740,000 waterfront mansion purchased with more than $750,000 taken from Etowah County public funds meant to feed prison inmates! But Entrekin’s brazen gold grab is legal under a 1940s state law that lets lawmen pocket “excess” funds earmarked to feed inmates. The shameless sheriff now owns several homes worth $1.7 million — on a $93,000 salary! MOVIE queen YVONNE DE CARLO was in for a shell of a ride after signing up to play Lily on the ghoulish 1960s sitcom The Munsters, co-starring AL LEWIS (left) and Frankenstein knockoff FRED GWYNNE. Despite making nearly 80 films, Yvonne, who died in 2007, found true fame playing the vampire version of TV’s ultimate mom — and didn’t regret it one bit, saying the role was “a steady job.” AS THE world’s richest man, Amazon founder Jeff Bezos, who’s worth $121 billion, can eat anywhere — and anything — he wants. But the Star Trek-loving moneyman, who also owns an aerospace company, celebrated winning the New York Explorers Club’s annual Buzz Aldrin Space Exploration Award by wolfing down an iguana and other creepy critters at a bigmoney banquet — proving you can’t buy good taste! B Bu igg tt er on s ts o N rac nt Co “My friends all hate their cell phones… I love mine!” Here’s why. FREE Car Charg er Say good-bye to everything you hate about cell phones. 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