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LEE FROM COVENTRY IS… #SOBeano
in
beanotown,
they know me
as legend
at bash street school…
did you hear
about lee? apparently,
he ate ten whole pizzas
last night!
lee!
why am
i a legend?
well…
that’s
brilliant!
hello,
everyone! i’m
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#sobeano!
wow!
i heard lee
cooked ten pizzas
and juggled them
all at once!
hey, lee!
is it true that
you set the
world record
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pizzas on
chopsticks?
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that mum was going
to GET me pizza for
dinner.
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Last week’s egg was in Billy Whizz!
ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS FIND BIG EGGO’S EGG!
reg the
greengrocer
is worried…
what about
you, sir? the
tomatoes are
now half price!
tomatoes! lovely
tomatoes! get your
tomatoes here!
quarter
price!
you, madam!
you look like you
need some juicy
tomatoes!
no!
they’re still
good for soup,
though!
…that
aren’t
on the
turn?
i’m
not making
soup.
arrgh!
urrgh! no
thanks!
sniff!
goodbye, tomatoes.
i never really knew
you!
reg is a member
of beanotown’s
amateur
dramatics club,
if you hadn’t
noticed! – ed
later…
WORDS:
WORDS: NIGEL
NIGEL AUCHTERLOUNIE
AUCHTERLOUNIE ART:
ART: NIGEL
NIGEL PARKINSON
PARKINSON
let’s see
who we can
get with
this…
THE WORLD’S WILDEST BOY... AND HIS BEST FRIEND!
suddenly…
that’s not
true, i’m just
making a
point!
no! i’m too
late! they’re on
the turn!
have you any
tomatoes…
ha-ha-ha!
yes!
‘the turn’ is when food
turns from fresh to
not so fresh! – ed
tomatoes?
i’d rather eat
sprouts!
in the lane behind the greengrocer’s…
i could use
this old drainpipe to make a
giant peashooter!
where will
you get giant
aha!
tomatoes!
peas?
in
tomatoes
aren’t giant
peas, dennis!
even i know
that.
WEAPON OF MASS
SPLATS-TRUCTION!
ha-ha! i got the
mayor, walter and
mrs creecher with
one shot!
not me,
dennis. maybe that
buzzing sound is
just a very large
pie face, did you
bring a chainsaw
with you?
bee.
while we’re
hidden in this
tree, we’ll never
get caught!
timber!
urrgh! who
splatted us with
tomatoes on the
turn?
we’ll
arrgh!
never
know!
it looks like
my plan to save money
on trees by chopping
them all down has borne
strange fruit!
you may think
you’ve caught me
red-handed, what with
me being red-handed
and all, but…
…i’m
running
away!
grr!
meanwhile…
careful!
steady!
okay,
mr world record
judge! measure my
record-breaking
tomato.
i’ll be
the judge of
that!
gasp!
hurry – it’s
on the
turn!
urrgh!
one
out of
three ain’t
bad!
every
tomato you’ve
blindly thrown
seems to have hit
walter!
hey! that’s my
tomato you’ve sent
airborne!
quick!
over this
fence!
oops!
there’s no
escape for you
now, dennis!
a giant,
flying
tomato?!
ha-ha! that has to be
a record-breaker!
i’ll be
the judge of
that!
i think it is,
actually.
What do you call a flying monkey? A hot air baboon!
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Solution
it’s bad news,
eric. general blight
and doctor gloom have
teamed up to rob
beanotown post
office!
when little eric eats a
banana, he becomes…
super-duper me!
i’ll tell
bananaman
straight away,
chiefy.
but…
perishing
peels! MOTHS HAVE
EATEN ALL OF MY SPARE
COSTUMES! THEY’RE
ALL ruined!
whoa! this
suit’s had it!
i need to change
into another,
fast!
WORDS: TOMMY DONBAVAND ART: WAYNE THOMPSON
these ‘nana
jammies will
protect my
secret
identity!
WHOOSH!
H!
S
A
SM
although
they might not
protect me from
being laughed
ha-ha-ha!
at!
tee-hee!
guffaw!
soon…
now that
i look more
like my old
self…
i have an
idea! either
that, or my
brain is
suddenly
itchy.
P!
I
R
D
but…
…it’s time
to nab those
crooks!
glub!
BRII
ING!
SPLA
SH!
this
just
isn’t my
day!
that shop is
certain to have
a superhero
costume i could
borrow!
ho-ho!
har-har!
chuckle!
BRIIING!
shortly…
but
i still have
a job to
do.
BRII
ING!
sigh!
this is the
only costume
that would
fit me.
bwa-ha-ha!
stop,
in the name
of the…
CE!
A
R
what the
what?!
there’s no skirt-ing around
the issue, bananaman. you’re
just tu-tu good at this
crime-fighting lark!
hee-hee-hee!
huh?
sigh!
ha-ha!
ho-ho!
…law.
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clear off!
you’re scaring my
customers!
later…
we could
have some
fun with one
of those fake
tentacles!
gurgle!
arrgh!
help!
oooh!
i was only
squidding!
this zoo ain’t
big enough for two
octopuses! i’ll give
you a bashing!
arrgh!
gosh! my
tentacle almost
looks real!
good
riddance!
arrgh!
P!
A
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H!
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SM
CRASH!
WORDS & ART: LESLIE STANNAGE
i’d better
not forget to pick up
our tea on the way home.
there’s still fun to be
had with this!
i got your
favourite from the chip
shop, mumsie.
H!
S
A
SM
BOOM!
…octopus!
oops!
wheeze!
let go!
grr!
come
here!
yum!
it smells
like…
i have an
ink-ling mumsie
didn’t sea the
fin-ny side of
my prank.
What do you call a lot of bison? A buffa-load!
the tricky PART
about inventing things is
that most things have
been invented. there’s
nothing left!
a car?
you
could
invent
one!
cars have
already been
invented! they’re
called cars!
oh, right.
what about
inventing a
phone
then?
what
about a
car?
phones
have been
invented too!
that’s why the
word ‘phone’
exists!
WORDS: NIGEL AUCHTERLOUNIE ART: EMILY McGORMAN-BRUCE
so a
new thing
would have a
new word?
er…
i know!
invent a…
…invent a
squipzilup!
stop! is what you’re going
to say a thing that there’s
no. i was
a word for? because
going to say,
that’s a clue that
invent a…
it’s already been
er, a…
invented!
what
does a
squipzilup
do?
invent it.
turn it on
and see!
were you
going to say
car again?
hours later…
okay! there!
a squipzilup!
well, that’s
why no-one’s
invented a
squipzilup
before!
What do you call a mountain with hiccups? A volcano!
yes.
let’s
see what it
does!
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‘you will have
a fantastic day and
will find yourself
with a big smile on
your face.’
one morning in bash street school…
let me
see what my
horoscope
says for
today.
what
are you
reading?
hmph!
sounds
highly
unlikely!
morning,
teacher!
yeah!
let’s see!
i was reading my
horoscope. astrologists
believe that you can predict
your future from which
sign of the zodiac you
were born under.
did your
…i’m
horoscope predict
cancer, the
this?!
crab!
oh, right…
yeowch!
where did you
even get a crab
from?
i’m
taurus,
the
bull!
eek!
WORDS: ANDY FANTON ART: DAVID SUTHERLAND
settle
down,
fatty!
my
horoscope
isn’t looking
right so
far!
no, you
weren’t!
we’re
gemini, the
twins!
hey! i was
going to say
that!
was too!
that’s the
wrong sort of scales,
smiffy!
no! i’m
libra, the
scales!
guess
what i am,
miss!
pisces,
the fish?
i’m
sagittarius,
the archer!
look!
uh-oh…
eek!
hmph!
that does
it!
will you
all sit down and
be quiet?
what star
sign are you,
teach?
i’m a
leo! the
lion!
teacher’s
lost it!
that
figures!
if i hear another
peep out of anyone, the only
thing i predict in your future
will be a lot of detention!
understand?
so…
ah, blissful
silence! it seems
like my horoscope
was right after
all! chuckle!
gulp!
What is Bananaman’s favourite gymnastics move? The splits!
DANGEROUS DAN
Beanotown’s TOP secret agent!
come with
me, dan! i need help on a
top secret spying mission
and you’re the only one
for the job!
WORDS & ART: PAUL PALMER
stop
fidgeting,
dan! i can’t
see what the
enemy are
doing when
you keep
moving
about!
wow! an
important
mission with the
boss at last! i’m
really going up
in the spying
world!
or
maybe
not.
big eggo Will he ever find his egg?
hee-hee!
i’ve set a trap
for big eggo
but i need
some bait!
WORDS & ART: LEW STRINGER
aha!
a fake
egg!
thank
you!
hang
on! wasn’t
that…?
terry
is net the
brightest
hunter
around!
ha-ha!
tricked!
tricky dicky Beanotown’s TOP trickster!
this art
lesson is a
great chance
for me to
draw
let
me see
that!
eeps!
comics
aren’t art, dicky,
they’re rubbish!
draw something
proper!
ooh, how
dare he! – ed
WORDS: JD SAVAGE ART: LAURA HOWELL
comics!
so…
how about
this, sir? i call
it, ‘eclipse of
the sun’!
later…
watch
out for that
hole, sir!
don’t
be silly,
dicky. i can
see it’s just
your
picture!
it’s all
right, i
suppose!
not my
picture, sir. the
hole underneath
it! ha-ha!
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i would do this
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but i don’t think they’d
be laughing!
dad always
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to open the
door!
didn’t
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us?
it’s a deal!
let’s shake on it!
gnee-hee!
sorry,
boys. how
about i build
you a dog flap
so i don’t have
to keep letting
you in?
i know
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flap will
be useful
for!
so…
nearly
done.
later, at butch butcher’s…
gnice
sausages.
grr!
it’s those
dogs!
there’s
something funny
about this hairy
customer!
we can escape
through our dog
flap!
WORDS: JD SAVAGE ART: BARRIE APPLEBY
come
back
here!
…and gnow
dad’s in a flap!
gnee-hee!
i regret
gnothing!
gnerk!
i’ve eaten too many
sausages! i’m stuck
in the flap!
one mighty squeeze later…
butch
might catch
us! hurry up,
dad!
phew! i’m
free…
my
front
door!
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i promised
your mum
i would keep you
busy this
weekend.
i can’t
wait to see
the jellyfish.
the electric
eels… AND the
sharks!
i also told
her it would be
educational!
what?!
question
sheets?!
a trip to
the aquarium?
thanks, dad!
your first
task is to count
how many clownfish
are in the average
school.
so…
aha!
i didn’t have
to dig too
deep for
dodge
378ds.
there’s
something fishy
going on. where
has that boy
gone?
sigh. this
feels like i’m
the one in
school.
roger!
get out of there
now!
one,
two,
three…
grr!
uh-oh!
…ha! this
is a piece of
WORDS: DANNY PEARSON ART: BARRIE APPLEBY
fish cake.
later, at the
touch-pool…
stay here
and learn about
the common
starfish.
aren’t you
having a go,
dad?
yuck! starfish,
seaweed, crabs…
i’m not touching
those slimy sea
creatures.
really?
one seems to be
touching you,
dad. on your
shoulder!
LIE
!
arrgh!
get it off!
hey! get
out of there.
it’s not a
paddling
pool!
careful, dad!
you’re going to
fall into the…
i have a
cracking dodge
that should save
me from having to
answer any more of
dad’s question
sheets.
hee-hee!
excuse
me, is the glass
supposed to
have a crack
in it?
this
one
here.
what?!
where?
uh-oh.
everybody,
r-r-run!
eventually…
tanks to
my dodging
skills…
…we can
all enjoy the
fin-tastic
it’s
reel-y
funny!
water
laugh!
beano!
What does a shark drive into battle? A fish tank!
FISH-DOKU!
There’s something fishy about Roger’s
plete
sudoku puzzle! Can you help him com
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ring
we
it before the pong gets too overpo
Fill in the blank squares
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re is
only one of each creatu
re in
every line and mini grid!
Solution
there’s a lot going
on in edd’s head…
edd is doing his
maths homework…
in the eye department, brainy is
reading the first question…
nine?!
ouch! that’s
bigger than
three!
calm down!
it might be times
two or three or
something!
WORDS & ART: NIGEL AUCHTERLOUNIE
but the seven times
table is just a bunch of
random numbers!
nines are
alL right.
9 x 7?
one less than 7 is
6. you need 3 to
we’ll do
the one less and make 6 up to 9 so
the answer’s
make up to nine
63.
trick.
one less
than 9 is 8.
shall we
you need 1 get back to the
to get up to homework?
9 so it’s
81!
you’re
right. it’s
too soon
to panic.
the next number is…
arrgh! seven!
now is the time
to panic!
what?
what’s
9 x 8?
one less
than 8 is 7. you
need 2 to make 7
up to 9, so the
answer is 72.
let’s
not panic.
what’s the
next bit?
sevens are
the worst! twos?
everything’s at
least even. fives?
ends in either zero
or five.
what dark magic
is this? you’re
like a maths
voldemort!
9 x 9?
edd looks at the
next question…
7 x 7?
urrgh!
What do you call a lizard who does hip-hop? A rap-tile!
this joke
made me laugh
out loud!
jj Freewheeling freestyle fun!
WORDS: NIGEL AUCHTERLOUNIE ART: WAYNE THOMPSON
yeah.
what’s
wrong
with
golf?
nearby…
fore!
you’d be
surprised,
jj.
CK!
A
THW
i take it back!
this is good
exercise!
and…
TSH
!
break my
greenhouse, would
you?!
grr!
betty & the yeti
…99… 100!
ready or not,
here i come!
WORDS & ART: HUGH RAINE
so…
well… walking
about a field after
a ball is hardly
good exercise,
is it?
you want
to play golf,
spotty?!
tsk! and now
food wrappers!
i mean, at least
give me a bit of
a challenge!
The ordinary girl with the
extraordinary best friend!
white fur!
he’s so rubbish
at covering his
tracks!
yeti
footprints!
this is gonna
be so easy.
huh?!
you’re
kidding
me!
don’t worry, betty. the readers are
here to help you on the next page! – ed
YETI?
WHERE’S
He must be here somewhere. Can you help Betty find him?
Solution
you two need
to give this place
a going over while i’m
out! it looks like a
we need to
give the house a good
spring clean! i expect to
see it sparkling when
i get back!
really?
pigsty!
don’t
exaggerate,
mum!
aww!
so that’s
why my socks keep
disappearing!
we can
do this! minnie,
you do the dishes,
i’ll start tidying
up in here!
gasp!
look at
all this
washing
up!
hmph!
fine!
i’ll have
to tackle it…
minx style!
chuckle!
i’m making a
splash with this
so…
typical!
napping on
the job!
WORDS: ANDY FANTON ART: PAUL PALMER
idea! hee-hee!
job done!
let’s see how dad is
getting on.
this
will wake
him up!
he can
sleep through
anything!
uh-oh!
it’s out of
control!
huh?
what’s
going
on?
gotcha!
and just in time, it
could burst at
any moment!
i’m
home!
i’ll
just take
things up a
notch!
wow! you’ve done
a great job, you
two!
it was
no effort,
really!
it’s
looking
pretty tidy
around
here!
you’ve
missed a
bit! never
mind, i’ll
get it!
wah! you
two are in
so much
trouble!
you can
say that
again!
time to
make a clean
getaway!
i’m
with
you!
no!
don’t.
Which type of animal plays the guitar? A strumming-bird!
Oldies GOODIES!
BUT
Minnie’s found some ancient jokes behind the sofa - these classics never stop being funny!
When is a
door not
a door?
When it’s
ajar!
What is the
longest word?
‘Smiles’,
because there is
a mile between
its first and
last letters!
What happ
en
when you g s
et
fruit and
custard stu
ck
in your ear
?
You becom
ea
trifle deaf!
Two fish are
in a tank, and
one says to the
other, ‘Do you
know how to
drive this thing?’
How do you
make a tissue
dance?
You put a
little boogie
in it!
these
are real page
turners!
What do
a
you call ?
g
blind sta
No eye
deer!
A man
crutches on
an
wearing d
camoufl
ag
stole my e gear
bag…
…he can
hid
he can’t e but
run!
What’s
better tha
n
a talking
bird?
A spelling
bee!
Why are
o
pirates s
mean?
Because
they just
arrrrrr!
What do
you call
a
snowma
with a su n
n
tan?
A puddle
!
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what’s the
matter, billy?
are you chicken?
cheep, cheep,
cheep, cheep!
not now,
darren! i’m
just enjoying
a run!
hey, billy!
how about a
race?
come on, billy!
you’re just scared
because you know
i’ll run rings
around you!
erm…
is that meant
to be a chicken
impression?
pfft!
as if!
see?
i totally can run
rings around you!
haw-haw!
ZOOM!
i’ll run the
ultimate circle
3.2 seconds later…
billy sprints off…
…i just ran
a ring around you –
the whole way around
town! chuckle!
oh yeah?
WORDS: ANDY FANTON ART: WAYNE THOMPSON
H!
S
O
O
WH
earth
doesn’t have
rings. where
am i?
right!
that’s
it!
huh?
now
how about
that…
around billy!
hee-hee!
looks like the ring
is around you!
laters!
…oof!
bah!
HOP!
HOP!
TRIP!
whoops!
Why did the lion cross the road? To get to the other pride!
reach
for the
sky!
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At the art gallery…
Nearby…
My latest
masterpiece!
It took me two
years!
How
rude!
What?
Later…
…so Mum’s cross with me
because I never put anything
in the washing basket, but I’m
like, ‘What about Dad? On his
side of your bed there’s…
Hi, Jillian. Is
this your new
baby? She…
How
rude!
…stinks more
than a donkey!
WORDS: NIGEL AUCHTERLOUNIE ART: HUNT EMERSON
m
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ce
a
e me mena
k
a
…a massive
pile of
pants!’
Nearby…
Later…
…and if Gnasher
hadn’t scared that
tiger into its own cage,
who knows what would
have happened! So as a
reward I got him…
…a bag of
old bones!
Hey, Grandad!
Happy birthday!
I was just going to
say that you’re...
I’m 92,
you know!
What?
Nearby…
…so I’m visiting
the farm. The baby
pigs and goats are
cute, but I gotta
say, nothing…
How
rude!
WHAT is everyone’s
problem? Why do
they think I’m rude?!
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