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calamity
james
dennis
& gnasher
MINNIE
the minx
dd
£2.75
26-May-18
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STAR WARS PRIZES!
USE
THE DODGES,
YOU MUST!
i’VE GOT A
BAD FEELiNG
ABOUT
THiS!
LIAM FROM DUBLIN IS ... #SOBeano
hello! my
name is liam and
this week, i’m
#sobeano!
it’s the day of the big
beanotown gymnastics
competition…
people in
beanotown
know me as
lightning
liam!
time for
my performance –
i’ve got something
flashy planned!
i’m a gymnastics
champion and i can
shoot lightning
bolts from my
fingers!
that’s got
to be perfect
marks.
next up,
liam!
time to hear the
judges’ verdicts…
i think my
performance
really shocked
them!
G!
N
A
B
CR
AS
H!
nice work,
liam!
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n
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that’s because you’ve a lot to
learn to become a gaming
master like me!
what game are you
playing, minnie? pac-man,
space invaders, centipede,
galaxian?
i’m playing
splattyshoot 3!
i’ve never heard of
those other
things!
bring
it on, old
man!
soon…
wait…
which one
am i?
WORDS: ANDY FANTON ART: PAUL PALMER
why is that
flashing? who’s
splatting me? i think
my controller is
broken!
got you!
i win!
bah!
video games
are stupid
anyway!
let’s have
a game of
football! i’ll
definitely win
that!
sigh!
fine,
dad!
so…
i was great
at football
when i was a lad!
i could have been
a footballer, if
i’d trained all
my life!
darren makepeace,
super striker for beanotown
united, shoots and…
…hey!
that’s not
fair!
uh-huh.
just give me
a minute to get
my gloves
on.
tee-hee!
you’ve got to give
me a big hand for
that one!
and so…
i’m great
at tennis! they used
to call me ‘tennis
later…
puff! pant!
40-all! that’s
deuce!
the menace’!
did
someone
say ‘juice’?
chortle!
don’t go on
about it - you’re
making a racquet!
chortle!
wah!
my shot!
i lose!
later still…
of course,
golf is a
real game of
skill!
eek! my
ball’s gone
through that
window!
you two are
banned from this
club! forever!
yikes!
we’re fore
it now!
this
game’s
going to go
off with a
bang!
at least
you got a hole in
one! chuckle!
they try basketball…
then bowls…
horseshoes…
i was a
shoe in to win!
i’ve
slam
dunk!
hee-hee!
bowled
you over
again,
dad!
noo!
how?!
erk!
tiddlywinks…
chess…
running…
i’ve really
crossed the line
now!
you
got pawned!
ha-ha!
grr!
that win
wasn’t tiddly
at all!
anything!
oof!
aw,
minnie! how
sweet!
finally…
i felt bad
that you didn’t win
anything. you’ll always
be the best at being
my dad…
…but you’ll
never be the
best at minxing!
ho-ho!
wah! i lost
everything we
did! i can’t win
urrgh!
why is there
slime all
over the
handles?
When’s the best time to use a trampoline? Spring time!
it’s blam-tastic!
jj Freewheeling freestyle fun!
WORDS: HUGH RAINE ART: WAYNE THOMPSON
hey! good
luck with the marathon
today, jj!
thanks!
don’t
forget to keep
hydrated on
your marathon,
jj!
we’ll all be
cheering you on,
jj!
a marathon
viewing of the game of
prawns box set isn’t
that difficult!
i’m
not sure
what all the
fuss is
about.
betty & the yeti
this is very
important, yeti. listen to
the following instruction –
do not eat the new sofa.
okay?
WORDS & ART: HUGH RAINE
right!
The ordinary girl with the
extraordinary best friend!
yeti
nibble
sofa?
no! don’t eat,
nibble, chew, taste,
devour or even lick
the new sofa!
later…
put that
salt away! this is
dad’s new pride and
joy and you’re not
to ingest, feed,
bite, gnaw, scoff,
or swallow it!
got it?
yeti!
what are you
doing?!
got it.
yeti munching
sofa. betty not say
anything about
munching.
erm…
okay.
blah!
blah! blah!
dragons!
blah! blah!
blah!
swords!
looks like the
mayor’s having a
posh dinner party and
invited bananaman…
like this
guy, right
here! who
are you?
i’m afraid not. i’m
here as security to check
no villains try to get
inside to steal
stuff.
a likely story!
i’d recognise you
anywhere, general
blight. disguise or
no disguise!
urrgh! i’m
the mayor’s
butler!
soon...
WORDS: TOMMY DONBAVAND ART: WAYNE THOMPSON
!
CLICK
!
WHIZZ
but...
good
evening,
madam.
you’re under
arrest!
huh?!
lock ‘em up and
throw away the key,
chiefy! the mayor will
be so pleased when he
finds out what
i’ve done.
hey! i’ve been
handcuffed!
ZOOM!
as is the rest of
your crafty criminal
colleagues, doctor
gloom, auntie and
the heavy mob!
you blithering
banana-brained
buffoon! you’ve
arrested all my staff
and now i have no-one
to cook, serve or
play music for my
guests!
so you
can do
the lot!
er…
yes, sir,
mr mayor!
you can rely
on me!
so…
how hard can
it be to cook a
meal for nine
people?
an hour later…
before long…
here we
are… bone
appetit!
actually, it’s
a little harder
than it first
appears.
er...
oh my!
heads up!
here comes
the bread!
more
fizzy pop,
madam?
stop fooling
around and
play some
music!
S!
S
O
T
ooh!
Z!
FIZ
!
WL
A
U
SQ
SCREE
CH!
just like
mozart von
beethoven
played it!
rant! important
guests… shout!
in the
kitchen – now!
inedible food…
yell! terrible
smell…
now, get
back in
there and
apologise!
arrgh!
H!
PIS
E
E
SH
my ears!
but…
i’m sorry
that i…
scarper!
well, that’s
another case
solved by my
brilliance!
…er, i think
your guests
were in disguise,
mr mayor.
i’ve been
robbed!
What do you call a bear with no socks? Barefoot!
you blue
buffoon! all
my valuables…
gone! my house…
trashed! gah!
R!
TEA
RIP
!
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can answer any
question! sili! what’s
the tallest building
in the world?
later…
that would
be the burj
khalifa in
dubai.
i’m sure
mumsie won’t mind
me borrowing her
new mobile! let’s
try it out!
sili, where’s
the nearest place
to buy a tin of
fizzy milk?
follow my
directions.
wow!
many miles and many
directions later…
finally…
this isn’t the
nearest shop!
it’s the dearest
shop!
sili,
what’s on AT
the cinema
today?
100
zombies.
shall i buy
tickets?
100…
100…
…tickets?!
i’ve bought 100
tickets as requested.
they’ll be added to
your phone bill.
i’d better get
this back home
before anything else
bad happens!
okay, james, i’ve
ordered another
100 tickets.
whimper!
WORDS & ART: LESLIE STANNAGE
later, at home…
sigh! sili, who’s
the unluckiest boy
in the world?
that’s the only
thing you’ve got right.
mumsie grounded me
for borrowing her
phone without
asking…
…then she
went to watch
100 zombies 200
times! groan!
that would
be calamity
james!
What do bad chickens lay? Devilled eggs!
i just gneed to
borrow a couple
of springs…
kangaroos
carry their
young in
pouches!
…and mum’s
handbag, and i’m a
gnasheroo!
gnee-hee!
that looks
like fun.
dad won’t be happy when he sees this! – ed
hey! my
sandwich!
gnasheroos
can reach food
that dogs
can’t!
and they
can get over
the cats’ home
wall!
eek!
hop it,
you two!
later…
…and they
bring back
sausages!
us australian
gnasheroos throw
bone-erangs...
WORDS: JD SAVAGE ART: BARRIE APPLEBY
yummy!
they’ll
gnever catch
us on these
springs,
son!
gnoops!
there’s a lot of
angry people
after us!
What did the bus driver sway to the kangaroo? ‘Hop on’!
gnee-hee!
they’re
hopping
mad!
A storm
trooper!
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DANGEROUS DAN
i must see how dan is doing
with our new hi-tech
stealth kit. you can use it
to disguise yourself as
Beanotown’s TOP secret agent!
my goodness!
you’ve used it to
turn yourself into
a realistic looking
desk!
WORDS & ART: PAUL PALMER
anything!
…i’m
actually
over here,
boss.
er…
i’m afraid
i can’t disguise my
disappointment!
WORDS & ART: LEW STRINGER
big eggo Will he ever find his egg?
terry tuff is
still trying to catch me
and put me back in my cage!
i’ll hide in the school,
i won’t get locked up
in there!
are you the new
boy? you’re late!
detention!
?
you’re not
allowed to
leave until
you’ve finished
your 100
so
much
for not
getting
lines!
locked
up!
tricky dicky Beanotown’s TOP trickster!
greetings,
cubs!
attention,
cubs! a new patrol
leader joins us
today!
cub
scouts is
a good
laugh!
WORDS: JD SAVAGE ART: LAURA HOWELL
arrgh! it’s
mr throbb!
later…
look,
someone’s
dropped a
coin!
don’t
move or you
won’t get
your sitting
still badge,
dicky. i’ll get
it!
yikes!
yes,
and i’ve
invented
lots of new
activity
badges for
you to
earn!
and do
we get a
badge for
what do
you think of
our trapping
and knot-tying
skills, sir?
pranking?
fume!
this is knot
what i signed
up for!
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YOU’LL
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claw hair clip
We clipped it to my
parents’ headboard.
Sp-sp-sp-spider!
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out.
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to bed n he
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my pa t of his skin der!
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W
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ed a sp
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dad ju ought he spi
th
my auntie claire
would fall for this
prank – she’s terrified
of spiders!
the kids are on a school trip…
here we are…
beanotown history
museum! what a
fascinating
place.
oh, look!
a suit of
armour!
urrgh! if i’d
wanted to see
dusty, old relics
i could have just
visited the staff
room!
i’m one of the museum’s
security guards. i heard you lot
were coming so thought i’d better
be prepared! gulp!
cool!
at least
we’re not in
school.
there are original
manuscripts by some
of the world’s most
famous authors
through here!
and…
look at this!
the original manuscript
for charles dickens’
‘great expectations!’
astonishing!
ah…
ha-ha!
i don’t
wanna
learn!
i’ve got
some great
expectations
right now.
what?! the
dickens!
don’t worry,
miss! i’ll wipe it up
with this old bit
of paper!
dare i ask
where you
found that,
smiffy?
WORDS: ANDY FANTON ART: DAVID SUTHERLAND
expectations
met! oops!
i found it over
there with a bunch
of other old bits
of paper!
good! he’d be
mad if i’d used
his new one!
smiffy! that’s
shakespeare’s old
manuscript!
gah! quick!
we’ve got to
get out of
here!
now,
children leave those
alone!
look!
cannons!
enemy vessel
spotted, captain!
fire at will!
i’ll fire at
teacher instead i don’t know
anyone called
will!
that’s
more like
it!
uh-oh!
we’ll have
a ball!
wahoo! it’s just
like the battle
of water-loo!
chortle!
sigh... at least
things can’t get
any worse!
waah!
someone left
a pile of dirty,
great bones
over there!
hey, miss.
this place is
a mess!
smiffy…
what have
you done?!
oh no.
arrgh! it’s
collapsed!
this way,
kids - we
need to
leg it!
who’s
nicked the
t-rex’s
leg?
so…
grr! when i find
whoever’s responsible,
they’ll be for it!
is this what
they mean by
night school?
chuckle!
shh! now is
not the time for
jokes! we’ll be
history if he
finds us!
What do you call a cow with only two legs? Lean beef!
DO YOU THINK-THEY-SAURUS?!
The kids have made a few changes to the museum’s dinosaur display.
Can you spot the twelve differences between these two security camera images?
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Solution
TICK ‘EM
AS YOU
FIND
THEM!
monday morning…
i’m not
sure i can be
bothered to go
to school
today.
wait! of
course! i can go
to school but not
actually go to
school!
I AM RU-BI!
I AM A
HU-MAN!
behold…
robo rubi!
all i need
to do is create
a not-me!
HE-LLO!
I AM
RU-BI!
WORDS: ANDY FANTON ART: EMILY McGORMAN-BRUCE
blah,
blah,
blah,
blah!
i won’t have
to sit through
mrs creecher’s
lessons!
and i can
use it to deal with
anyone who annoys
me! all from the
comfort of my
own bed!
TAKE
THAT!
VE-RY
IN-TER-ES-TING!
why isn’t
the robot
moving? what’s
happened?
gah! maybe
i should’ve used
batteries instead of
a power cable!
Who tidies the seabed? Mer-maids
i can control
it through my
touchscreen, and
see whatever it
sees!
if there’s a bright centre to the universe,
beanoworld is the farthest planet from it…
on the surface, dodge solo
is out for his morning jog…
he’s being pursued by shock troopers…
wait! that’s not the dodge i know! – ed
thanks for
nothing, fuzz
ball!
K!
N
I
DO
i had to
dodge them by
running! me –
running!
…arrgh!
they’ve blown out
a thruster!
i think we’re
out of range of
their lasers…
WORDS:
WORDS: NIGEL
NIGEL AUCHTERLOUNIE
AUCHTERLOUNIE ART:
ART: NIGEL
NIGEL PARKINSON
PARKINSON
those guys
were going to
put me to work
in the parp
mines!
we
kinda need
that!
my
lovely
ship!
uh-oh!
i can’t keep her
in the air much
longer!
that’s more like the dodge i know! – ed
gnash?!
gnash!
start her up,
buddy!
no! my
mum’s gonna
kill me!
in...
I’VE GOT A BAD FEELING
ABOUT DODGING THIS!
this is
all your
fault!
come on,
gnash. we’ll have
to think of a way
to get that
know
a way,
i do.
million credits
out of the swamp
ourselves!
how are we
gonna lift the
ship out of the
swamp?
in a way that
doesn’t require
back-breaking
effort?
saw that,
i did. funny, it
was.
if you
can’t
help, get
lost!
so…
for half
a million!
tell me
more!
LIE
!
million,
say you?
how
much to
rent a sky
crane?
no way!
120
credits.
my sky
cranes are
like my babies!
i’d never let
one out of
my sight
without…
borrow
your sky crane,
i will. make up for
that thing that
time, it will.
i’ll
give you
200 after
i use it.
that thing
that time was
your fault!
sorry!
ow!
K!
N
O
D
back to
the swamp, buddy.
if we take our time,
she’ll have done all
the work for us
before we get
there!
thank me,
do not! steal the
million credits,
i will!
thanks!
the ship takes off just as
the shock troopers arrive…
hey! we
kinda need the
ship to escape
from the shock
troopers!
what
million
credits?
the
million on
the…
…oh. what
you did there,
i see. steal your
ship instead,
i will!
but…
ha-ha!
hey!
she never
gave me a chance to
tell her the thruster
is out.
jar jar minx,
you are under arrest
for giving our ship a
nasty dent!
hey,
guys!
arrgh!
his dodge
all along, it
was!
thanks
for the new
ship!
hey!
don’t steal
that!
stealing this
ship wasn’t part of
the original dodge, but
i don’t have to tell
her that!
gnash
gnash
gnash?
What is a werewolf’s favourite time of the year? The howl-o-days!
don’t
worry, gnash.
there won’t
be any shock
troopers within
12 parsecs of
us!
i’ve got a bad
feeling about
this! – ed
i like the
sound that
the answer
makes - like
a real
werewolf!
not pass
me, you
will!
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gnash! you can
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edd has to write a report
on the battle of hastings
for history homework…
there’s a lot going
on in edd’s head…
in edd’s head…
what are
we going to write?
did any of us listen
in history?
i’m
not even
listening
to you
now!
our brave heroes look it up…
urrgh!
it’s words!
who reads
words?!
the top
bit says that
it was a battle
between england
and the
normans.
we had
a war against
people called
norman?!
i know
someone
called norman.
he was good
at maths.
we’ll
look it up
on the
net!
who else has
england battled?
everyone called
gary? all the
janets?!
the ‘normans’ came from normandy,
which is now a part of france! – ed
WORDS & ART: NIGEL AUCHTERLOUNIE
we should
read the whole
thing so we
know.
go on
then, ready
mcreader!
no, you!
later…
no, you!
done! england
fought the normans because
they wouldn’t stop rubbing
how good at maths they were
in our faces. we won because
of our giant robots!
i did
the maths
homework last
week!
i’m the
boss! which means
i don’t actually do
anything!
edd’s report was 100% wrong but he got
a ‘c’ because mr throbb didn’t read it.
my
best score
yet!
robots?
another historic battle. – ed
actually, the normans won. – ed
What happened when two guys stole a calendar? They both got six months!
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what’s up, guys? welcome to my new channel.
hit like! and don’t forget to subscribe!
today i’m, er…
…urrgh!
i should have
thought of
vlogging
something
is hard.
before i started
recording.
that’s
rubbish!
you’ll never
get me a million
subscribers
saying nothing!
go on!
speak!
WORDS: NIGEL AUCHTERLOUNIE ART: NIGEL PARKINSON
ta-da!
i’m not
in a box
any more!
what’s
vlogging?
ha-ha!
don’t you know?
let me record you
saying it again.
i’ll call it ‘know
nothing dad’!
this
conversation is
confusing and
unsettling me!
you were
meant to say,
‘that’s me
unboxed’. no-one
will get the joke
now!
i’ll do an
unboxing
video
instead!
what’s
unboxing?
POP!
dog videos
are always
internet
gold!
gnasher,
be cute!
okay, cute is a
stretch for you.
try complaining about something. i saw a video of a
husky that didn’t want to go out for a walk that
got four million views!
how can
cute be a stretch
for me? i’m
adorable!
hello? i want
to complain
about the speed of
my broadband…
no! i meant
howl at the
door or
something!
i saw a different
pie face –
video where a husky give gnasher
refused to have a
a bath!
bath that got a
couple of million
views.
er…
no.
a bath?!
urrgh! fails
are always
popular. i always
face plant when i
try a rail stand.
let’s do that.
rail
stand?
don’t film me
portrait! it’ll make
here
me an internet
i go!
monster!
huh?! i did
it! i failed
at failing!
and
recording…
let me
see!
now!
ha-ha! it’s
got 23 views
already!
that’s
because
you’ve
watched it 23
times!
whoops!
see? that
would have
been a million
views right
there!
better – or should that
be worse? – luck next
time, dennis! – ed
Did you hear about the ghost comedian? He was boo-ed off stage!
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Dennis has startfierst
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whoa! what
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billy?
!
IZZ
WH
i did it! i set a new
record for eating
breakfast - 27
seconds!
i’m seeing how
many personal
records i can top!
i’ve got to beat
the clock!
wow!
MUNC
H!
whoa! a new
record time for
getting upstairs!
i am on fire
today!
now to see if
i can beat my record
for brushing my teeth!
grooo! raarrgh!
M!
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yes!
i did it!
oh dear!
gasp! puff!
billy, you’re
making a
mess!
now
to race to
school
and...
BANG!
...arrgh! i’ve
slipped on
a toy!
H!
S
A
CR
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SLIP
WORDS: ANDY FANTON ART: WAYNE THOMPSON
oofya!
hee-hee!
looks like
my time is
up! bah!
Why did the mammoth cross the road? There were no chickens in the Ice Age!
Time to
spread my
wings!
Hi! I’m
Serafina, but
you guys can
call me…
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How
speedy
am I?
I’m Speedy
Serafina!
Far away…
Let’s
find out!
...GO!
Ready… set…
You’ve got to be
careful crossing the
road. Look left, look
right, look left again.
…directions!
Let’s find a
crossing!
Urrgh! Mum!
There’s nothing
for miles in both…
Serafina and Billy run fast
enough not to sink into water…
The sound
barrier! We’re
going faster
than our
voices!
WORDS: NIGEL AUCHTERLOUNIE ART: HUNT EMERSON
m
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ce
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k
a
They’ll
catch up!
I guess the
next thing
is faster
than light!
Some think that
if you go faster
than light, you
go back in time!
Let’s see!
…that’s three
times faster
than Usain Bolt!
Faster than light!
Serafina wins the race!
Gasp!
It’s hard to avoid
things when you can
only see them once
you’ve passed them!
WOOO! Once
around the
world!
UH OH! LOOKS LIKE
WE WENT SO FAST THAT
WE WENT BACK TO WHERE
THE REALLY OLD COMICS
WERE SET!
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