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to the
church,
dennis!
We’ll be
the
best party
ever!
throne
AOIFE AND CIARA FROM CLANE ARE...
aoife is
super-strong!
ciara is
super-fast! we’re
always doing helpful
tasks around
beanotown…
o
n
a
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B
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i got
your CAt down
from the tree
for you!
that’s not
my cat!
meow?!
hello, i’m
ciara and this
is my sister,
aoife…
…and we’re
the superheroes,
the tulip twins!
the running
track was only
for this field,
ciara!
i marked the
new running
track out in
record time,
coach!
then there’s
our greatest
superpower
of all...
…confusing
new teachers!
for the last
time, which
one of you
is aoife?
my cabbages!
that’s me!
No, it’s
definitely
me!
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or send a stamped addressed envelope to Beano Marketing, Copy of your Competition Terms, D.C. Thomson, 2 Albert Square, Dundee DD1 9QJ. The chicken definitely came before the egg, but what about the Eggo?
Last week’s egg was in Minnie the Minx!
ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS FIND BIG EGGO’S EGG!
morning, class!
i hope you all
remembered to bring in
your bicycles for your
cycling tests!
we did
remember,
teach!
see?
wah! you’re
not supposed to
bring them into
the classroom!
take them
outside!
WORDS: ANDY FANTON ART: DAVID SUTHERLAND
hee-hee!
so…
just let
me give your
bikes a quick
inspection.
fatty, are you
sure this bike
is yours?
i’m just
going to
test my bike,
sir… really
quickly!
um... yes?
i see you
two have
brought a
tandem!
but it
says ‘pizza
hutch’
on it.
it’s the
perfect bike
for twins!
double the
power!
erm...
that’s my
middle
name?
hey!
that’s my
bike!
we’ll show
you by doing
a quick lap.
come
back
here!
don’t go
that way, go
round the
other way!
who’s
steering
here?
grr! your
steering
stinks!
i can’t stand
backseat
riders!
let me check
your safety
gear. has
everyone got
a helmet?
yup!
i’ve got
my helmet,
miss!
of
course!
gah! my
eyes! that’s
a miner’s
helmet,
smiffy!
sigh! if only
those two
could work
in tandem!
i want you to
show me your
skills. we’ll try
riding in a straight
line up to that
wall!
yeeowch!
no worries!
oops! i do
apologise,
madam!
this has been
a disaster so
far! i need to
break the
cycle!
puff! pant!
look out!
uh-oh…
careful
what you wish
for, teach…
look!
no, fatty!
we really did
break the cycle!
what’ll we do
now?
oof!
i think
i’m saddle
sore!
ooh!
don’t worry,
teacher! i can
fix this in a
jiffy!
so…
there we
go! i think
i did a pretty
good job!
i call it
a ten-dem!
chuckle! come
on, teacher!
pedal!
chomp! i never
knew bicycle
tests could be
so tasty!
i think
teacher is
tyred out!
chuckle!
What did the sphinx say after a nightmare? ‘Where’s my mummy?!’
PR AN K -C YC LE !
:
WHAT TO DO
ur friend
Here’s how to prank yo
y quiet
by turning their normall
bike!
bike into a noisy motor
1
YOU’LL NEED:
l A piece of plastic
–
like a margarine tu
b lid
l Duct tape
l A bike – obviously!
2
Cut a piece of plastic from your lid using
the template below. Make sure the plastic
isn’t too stiff or it may bend the spokes.
3
4
Using the duct tape, secure it to the back
fork of the bike. Make sure it’s sticking
through the spokes quite a bit.
why does
my bike
sound…
…SO
AWESOME?!
You can stick a bit of plastic on the
front fork too in the same way.
TEMPLATE
nd uses
When your frie they’ll
,
their bike next it’s
y
h
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wonder
ding like
suddenly soun e!
a motorbik
there’s a lot going
on in edd’s head…
…on the inside,
this is happening!
edd has the
morning stares…
this happens when
the outside of edd
is awake, but…
brainy’s drool
drips onto the
electronics…
blergh
su trrb!
arr mlr
blong!
he’s awake
now! – ed
bleed ba
urk blindy
blup!
translation: ‘ow!
my tongue!’
edd blinks moments before
his eyeballs dry out...
blungy!
blunp!
translation:
‘blergh, so tired!’
translation: ‘need
to wake blinky up!’
translation: ‘we
shouldn’t have let
edd stay up till
midnight watching
youtube!’
ble bulrnt
ob blet edd blay
ub bill mib blight
blotching blu
bloob!
eh?
WORDS & ART: NIGEL AUCHTERLOUNIE
translation:
’blinky! blink!’
bleh blo
blur blaby
mur gog!
sorry! i’ve
no idea! – ed
five minutes later and it’s time
for brainy and the numskulls
to get edd off to school…
use a
spoon, edd!
let’s just
calm down
for a
second…
What’s the quietest sport? Bowling, because you can hear a pin drop!
WORDS & ART: PAUL PALMER
DANGEROUS DAN
Beanotown’s TOP secret agent!
this new telescope of yours is amazing!
it’s so powerful i can spy on enemy
agents inside a locked building on
a remote mountain top covered
in cloud hundreds of
miles away!
i know!
so why aren’t you
using it?
are you
kidding? it’s
50 pence a
go!
big eggo Will he ever find his egg?
terry tuff is
still trying
to catch big
eggo…
ha! big eggo
won’t outrun me
now i’ve bought a
sports car!
i won’t have
to outrun your car,
terry, i can outwalk
it! ha-ha!
WORDS & ART: LEW STRINGER
0-60mph
in four
seconds, the
salesman
said!
gah!
traffic
jam!
oo-er!
tricky dicky Beanotown’s TOP trickster!
could
i take those
boxes to
the recycling
bin for you,
mr har-har?
mr throbb’s
giving us tests
all day today. i’ll pop
into mr har-har’s joke
shop to see if there’s
a prank to get us
out of them.
WORDS: JD SAVAGE ART: LAURA HOWELL
ah, my best
customer! what can
i do for you today,
dicky?
in class…
er… sure.
thanks!
arrgh!
he must be
planning an
all-out prank
war!
that’s dicky!
and it looks like
he’s bought every
joke in the joke
shop!
so…
if i make
sure mr throbb sees
me on my way into
school…
when dicky
arrives…
mr throbb
had to leave suddenly.
he said he wasn’t feeling
well at all!
hee-hee!
no tests for
us!
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and so…
those
caterpillars
sound
awesome!
what a cool
looking fella! i’ll
call him cyril!
eat all my
veg, will you?
your mum will
get the bill!
crikey! cyril
must be hungry.
probably because
he comes from
hungary!
yee-hee! that
tickles!
that’ll cost
a fortune!
you’re a bad
caterpillar!
hee-hee-hee-hee!
you’re making fun
of my moustache!
phew!
lost him!
i’ll teach you
a lesson!
eek! help!
WORDS & ART: LESLIE STANNAGE
back home…
…he’s made a
cocoon!
in the morning…
i can’t wait
to see cyril turn
into a beautiful
butterfly!
yawn!
that was all
your fault,
cyril! wait a
minute…
arrgh! cyril’s
not a hungarian
butterfly, he’s a
hungry vampire
moth! mumsie!
How did the lambs travel to space? By rocket sheep!
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i’ve never
noticed this shop
before! what do
you sell?
sigh. do
you know how
many times i’ve
heard that joke
from you kids
today?
look, do you
want to sell me a
megaphone or
not?
i so can.
but i’ll need
to test it
first.
WORDS: NIGEL AUCHTERLOUNIE ART: NIGEL PARKINSON
i don’t
think you
can afford
one.
meanwhile, at beanotown’s
top secret research centre…
is the
‘do-what-i-sayer’
finished yet?
almost.
as you can see,
it makes a snazzy
green flash but it
still doesn’t make
people do what
you say!
!
ZAP
do you
have any
bones?
the making people
do what i say is the
important part! you
should’ve started
with that bit, snazzy
though the green
flash is.
on the outskirts
of beanotown…
if you ask
that again, harry,
you can get out
and walk!
are we
there yet?
gary, dear
boy! speed it
up, will
you?
we have the big do in
london afterwards in case
the french ever invade and
interfere with the ceremony.
then we can say, ‘ha-ha! too
late! we did it in secret
yesterday!’
you sure
do have a
lot of weird
traditions.
where are
we going?
yes,
ma’am.
i very much
doubt the french
are going to
invade.
‘sure do’. i love
it when you speak
american. say
‘cheeseburger’!
beanotown.
do the people
of beanotown get
very excited to host
all these royal
weddings?
only if
you say something
english first. say
‘sausage roll’.
why are
we going so
slowly?
it’s a tradition
that us royals have
been getting married
There secretly
since 1066.
they don’t
know. it’s done
in secret!
give over, you
two. we’re here. just
remember that this
wedding has to take
place in absolute
secrecy!
there’s meghan
markle and that
dude she’s going
to marry!
gimme
that!
what are you
doing here? don’t
you have a thing
tomorrow?
we’ve been
spotted! how can
he see through
the one-way
glass?
LE!
K
!
R
SPACHANT
EN
uh-oh!
this must be
the wrong
car!
this must
be the one i do
my waving
from!
sure!
yes, but this is
the pre-thing thing.
if we say you can
come, can you keep it
secret for us?
so…
dad, where
are you? megs is
in the church and
we’re all waiting
for you!
urrgh! i told
you to let wills
drive! you’re at a
church, not the
church!
no, we’re
at the church.
where are
you?
he’ll not know
where he is! tell
him to ask the
secret service
officer.
later…
who would
have thought a
wedding would
be boring?
and do
you…
she does!
get on
with it!
apart from
every kid who
ever went to a
wedding?
i’ve just got
a text from the
secret service.
charles is in
leeds.
our loss is
leeds’ gain.
anyway, it’s nice
to see a fellow
redhead doing
all right.
i now
pronounce
you prince and
princess! you
may high five
the bride!
hmm… that’s
given me an idea
to liven this
thing up!
at the reception…
could the owner
of the rolls royce
in the car park,
registration hrh1,
please be aware
you’ve left your
lights on?
where’s
the cake?
now, the
cutting of
the cake!
blub! i’ve
got something
in my eye!
here it
is now!
hurry up,
megs! there’s a
dog training class
booked for
half past!
but…
sorry!
gnasher ate
your cake!
holy
toledo!
i had to
go to widl to
get you a
new one!
i’m gnot
sorry.
megs!
speak to
me!
dennis, what
did i say about
attending this
wedding?
‘don’t do
anything that
might cause a
war with
america.’
ha-ha! what fun!
but if you get any of
that cake on me, you’ll
spend the rest of your
days in the tower!
food fight!
steady on,
cabbage.
suddenly…
what?
i’m taking this
dress back to
primark on
monday!
what is it,
sharon? do
you bring a
warning from
the future?
is it the
mum! dad!
it’s me! your
daughter from
the future…
sharon!
er… no. give
me a minute,
i didn’t think this
one far enough
ahead. er…
that’s
obviously
just
minnie!
…walter
sells the
photos from
this ceremony
to the
papers!
it can’t be!
she’s right
here!
uh-oh.
rumbled!
french?
wait!
was that
true?!
our beautiful
daughter,
looking just
like i imagined!
get that
phone and
throw that
boy in the
tower!
arrgh!
…oops! the tv
remote? where’s
my emergency
banana?
what’s the
future like?
everyone
has their
own robot
duck.
walter’s
escaping!
back at 29
acacia road…
this is a job
for bananaman!
i’ve got a
banana in my
pocket…
i’m doing
okay this week.
not much bad
luck so far!
wah!
there you
are, walter.
it’s ready
for you.
get ready
to do what
i say!
what’s
ready for
me?
the
‘do-whati-sayer’.
ha-ha! i’d forgotten
about that! if i zap the royal
family, they’ll do what i say
and i’ll be running the
country at last!
but…
!
P
ZA
what is your
command, my
queen?
what is your
command, my
cabbage?
what is your
command,
gran?
the queen’s first
command is that
walter’s phone is
made unusable…
i’m glad
i wore my
daft hat
now!
suddenly…
so that’s
what crowns
are for! – ed
never fear,
your highness!
i’ll get that
phone!
i’m too late,
aren’t i?
here you
go, kid.
urrgh!
you’ve installed
yup.
internet
explorer!
now it’ll
never work
again!
i’m not actually
your daughter
from the future, i’m
minnie the minx! it
was just a joke!
what a
relief!
hey!
what’s that
supposed to
mean?
i was
wondering
where things
had gone
wrong.
what?!
but i’m
perfect!
you’re a great
actress, megs.
i really thought
you weren’t as
devastated
as me!
the queen’s second
command is…
let’s party!
cheer up,
walter.
have some
cake!
we’re so gonna
end up in the tower
for this! - ed
BEST MAN FOR
THE JOKES!
Dennis has added some royally funny jokes to his best man’s speech!
Why is Britain so wet?
Because the Queen has
reigned there for years!
What happens
when the
Queen burps?
She issues a
royal pardon!
What happens
to old chairs at
Buckingham Palace?
They get throne out!
A royal wedding is
an emotional day…
…even the cake is
in tiers!
How do the royal
family open the
doors to their
castles?
With a re-moat
control!
What do all the
toilets have at
Buckingham Palace?
A royal flush!
Why does the Queen
love making tea?
Because when she’s not
reigning, she’s pouring!
Why did Prince
Harry go to the
dentist?
To get his
teeth crowned!
One is not
amused!
I wish
I’d asked
Harry Hill!
jj Freewheeling freestyle fun!
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i’m working
on this awesome
drum solo, pie face.
check it out!
A!
DUGG
WORDS: HUGH RAINE ART: WAYNE THOMPSON
it’s about five
minutes long and it’s
!
TSH
TSH!
POP!
grr!
what a
racket!
we’re
trying to eat
here!
what?
then
i bring in the
hi-hat!
umm…
sorry!
the
audience go
wild!
yeah,
they look
pretty wild
to me.
i want
you to be
on your best
behaviour, yeti!
this is an art
gallery!
the bins outside
le posh restaurant
aren’t the best place
to practise!
the
crowd,
jj.
betty & the yeti
garrelly?
isn’t this
interesting?
it best
in whole art
garrelly!
WORDS & ART: HUGH RAINE
it sounds
like thunder!
totally epic!
The ordinary girl with the
extraordinary best friend!
such
vibrant use
of colour,
right?
BUT…
thing!
see?
wow! that
is beautiful!
betty!
yeti found
we’ll take
two slices,
please!
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what a
perfect
sunday with
my beano.
in the kitchen…
fresh
gravy coming
right up.
you’ll never get
your dad to pay to
take us out.
meow!
a sunday
roast would
be amazing
right now.
this should
get him in the
same gravy
boat as us.
...
Z
ZZZ
leave that to
me, mum. i just
need your help to
prepare dodge
981g!
family! we are
going out to get a
sunday roast!
mmm…
gravy!
great
dodge,
roger!
WORDS: DANNY PEARSON ART: BARRIE APPLEBY
so…
we have all
the major
food groups
here.
time to
serve up
dodge
398bp.
roger.
that doesn’t
look like a
very healthy
plate of
food.
you need
to eat some
vegetables
first before
you start
on that.
i’ll get you
some broccoli,
carrots and a
few peas.
forcing
me to eat
vegetables. i’ll
show him.
beef,
yorkshire
puddings and
gravy!
yuck! first
to get rid
of this
broccoli.
…bury the
broccoli and
put the salt
back in.
genius!
i just need
to remove the
salt from the
shaker...
i’ll be very
hap-pea once
i get rid of
these.
this vase is a
perfect place
to plant some
carrots.
oops.
who hit
me with this
pea?
i didn’t
fire that
pea at
you!
out!
and don’t
come
back!
you’re the
only one with
peas on your
plate, dad.
i ate all
mine!
back home…
honestly, dad.
you shouldn’t
play with your
food.
Why was the doughnut at the dentist? To get a filling!
forget a
doggy bag. all
i needed was my
dodge bag!
this joke is
the sweetest!
it can do
backflips!
it’s a
you’ll
never guess
what i’ve
bought!
robot
dog!
sausages?
gnoo-er!
anyone
can do
that!
oof! maybe
gnot!
best of all, it
never tries to
steal my sausage
sandwiches!
here! try
some!
that can’t
be right! every
dog loves
sausages!
tum-ti-tum…
it’s going
crazy!
WORDS: JD SAVAGE ART: BARRIE APPLEBY
it must be
a sausage
rush!
…arrgh!
now it
looks like
we’ve got
a robot
dad!
gnee-hee!
i wonder if
he does
backflips?
What is it called when you see the same cow twice? Deja-moo!
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mum! dad!
i’m hungry! when’s
dinner?
sorry, minnie!
i’m not feeling too well
today… sniff!
and
i need to help
your mum when
i’ve finished this
work.
so…
dinner’s
ready!
at last! i’m
famished!
call yourself
parents?! all you have to do
is drive cars and yell at kids…
and you can’t even manage
that today!
you watch!
i’ll be the best
parent ever!
there’s
a bit more to
it than that,
minnie!
here
you go! a
delicious
i’ll believe
it when i see it!
chortle!
a delicious
what?
hot dog
cake!
minnie,
it’s nice that
you tried but
this isn’t really
a healthy
dinner…
there’ll
be no afters
until you’re
done!
WORDS: ANDY FANTON ART: PAUL PALMER
what
is for
afters?
more
hot dog
cake!
i don’t
know how to
describe the
taste!
brill!
how else
would you
do it?
so…
i need some
time to recover from
that dinner!
you can’t
rest yet! you’ve got
homework!
no way!
i did my homework,
minnie!
not
yours -
have they
changed the way
you do maths? i’m
so confused!
come on!
no tv until it’s
all done!
much later…
i’ve finished! can
i watch telly
now?
mine!
nope!
it took you
too long to do
the homework.
it’s bedtime
now!
and
where is
my suit,
minnie?
the next morning…
straight to
bed! i don’t want to
hear another peep
out of you!
now i can
stay up all night
doing what i want!
being a parent
rules!
minnie! i’m
feeling better but i’m
hungry! what’s for
breakfast?
huh?
what?!
yes,
minnie!
minnie!
i need a permission
slip to go on an
office trip!
minnie! i’m
thirsty!
i quit being
a parent! i’m going
to stick with being
a minx! hee-hee!
so much
for being the
best parent
ever!
i’m glad!
i don’t think
i could stomach
any more hot
dog cake!
gah!
that’s
enough!
What was the tortoise doing on the road? About 15 inches an hour!
there we go! i’ve finally
finished building my own
telescope!
i just hope it’s
powerful enough to
see out into space!
i want TO search
for ufos!
hi, rubi!
what’s
this?
wow! this
is really good! so
much clarity!
oh, really?
i’ve not had a
chance to
test…
it’s a
telescope!
i made it
myself!
WORDS: ANDY FANTON ART: EMILY McGORMAN-BRUCE
you’ve
all got to
see this.
ooooh!
let
me have a
look!
this is a
special ufo - a
no, me
next!
unique fooling
object! that’ll keep
them busy while
i get to use my
telescope!
i’ve got
to show some
other scientists!
ellie! ivo! egon!
hubert!
hmph!
i’m never going
to get to use my
own telescope!
unless…
but…
what
ho! what’s
that?
run
away! they’re
invading!
i-i don’t
believe it! they
exist!
What do you call a prehistoric explosive? Dino-mite!
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is it?
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why don’t you
do a sponsored
climb to the
highest point in
beanotown?
i need
ideas to raise
money for
charity!
hmm...
that was
easy.
five seconds
later…
okay!
maybe to get
more sponsors,
you should do
something
harder!
ZOOM
!
why don’t
you swim across
the english
channel?
WORDS: DANNY PEARSON ART: WAYNE THOMPSON
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bonjour!
that was still
too easy.
bonjour!
‘bonjour’
means ‘hello’
in french! - ed
55 seconds later…
ten seconds
later…
perhaps you
should channel
your energy
into something
else.
i know a
real challenge!
can you stay
still for 60
seconds?
arrgh!
i don’t think
i can do
it.
TW
ITC
H!
yeah, but
i still don’t
have a good
idea.
How do you measure a joke? In smiles per hour!
hee-hee! then
that’s perfect!
i’ll sponsor you
for 10p a
second!
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Hi! I’m
Albert, but
you guys can
call me…
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During Mr Throbb’s
maths class…
Albert. Two trains leave
two stations, 500 miles
apart. Train A travels at
200 miles an hour while
train B travels at 100
miles an hour…
Calm down! There isn’t
going to be a crash!
…how long
is it before
they meet?
Phew! You had
me going then!
There’s going to be
a crash?! Don’t tell
me - I’m just a kid!
Alert the authorities!
Well?
Well what?
Arrgh! Okay! You’ve got
a 15 litre bucket, and a 500ml
cup. How many trips to the tap
will it take to fill the bucket?
Wrong! The cup is
half a litre so each
litre will take two
trips. That means
that a 15 litre bucket
will take 30 trips
to the tap.
One.
Wrong! Take
the bucket to
the tap and
throw the
cup away!
One trip!
When do the
trains meet?
They don’t!
You just said!
Urrgh! We’ll try
something else. What
are the odds of a
dice landing on six?
WORDS: NIGEL AUCHTERLOUNIE ART: HUNT EMERSON
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ce
a
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k
a
Try again, six?!
Again, six?!
No! It’s one in six!
Look, I roll and… oh,
it’s come out six…
50/50! It’s
either going
to be six or
it’s not!
What am
I meant to
be learning
here, Sir?
…but the
next time
I roll…
SIX?!
SIX AGAIN?!
...six again?!
But if I roll
again…
...six?!
Dicky, is that the
weighted trick dice
Mr Throbb took off
you last week?
Could be!
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